Doomsday Wonderland

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How long does it take for a person to spend his first money after being transported into a new world?

Everyone's situation may be different, but in Lin Sanjiu's case, the answer was four seconds. M.s l k.tw

Rather, the money was spent before she opened her eyes in the new world.

"Hello,"

A hoarse voice, as if he had smoked too much tobacco, sounded vaguely from a very far away place; with the touch of a hard object on his arm, Lin Sanjiu's foggy consciousness gradually regrouped. .

"Open your eyes," the hoarse voice urged, "When did you come in?"

When she suddenly opened her eyes, her nerves and muscles had already reacted first; Lin Sanjiu turned away and jumped up - but then the back of her head hit something with a thud. A heavy muffled sound suddenly echoed in his head, and a cloud of gold stars appeared in front of his eyes.

"What's wrong with you?" The dumb voice raised slightly and asked in surprise: "Do you have traumatic stress disorder?"

What?

Lin Sanjiu pressed the back of her burning head, and her vision finally became clearer. A fat, dark-skinned woman, her whole body covered in a water-red gauze skirt trimmed with gold threads; her thick black braids swayed over her towering chest, shining brightly.

The dark-skinned woman was bending her head and looking her up and down, her thick lips drooping down unhappily. When she opened her mouth, the deep and hoarse voice came out accompanied by the smell of tobacco leaves: "Ask you, How did you get in?"

Lin Sanjiu didn't answer, but looked around first.

She was currently half-kneeling and half-sitting in a narrow and cramped white mud hut. The distance between the ceiling and the floor might not be enough to accommodate a ten-year-old child. The pillows and sheets were rolled aside and thrown into the corner of the tatami floor, but there was nothing else. She had to lower her head and curl up, because the other half of the room was bulging with the dark-skinned woman, as if the white mud hut was about to burst open.

"I...where am I?" Lin Sanjiu was a tall man with long legs. When he moved a little, his limbs knocked against the surrounding walls several times. "Who are you?"

The dark-skinned woman wearing a gorgeous gauze skirt suddenly dropped her face.

She shook a short bamboo pole in her hand - it must have been the one that poked Lin Sanjiu several times just now - and her round body was pulled out of the room with incredible flexibility, like a fat otter emerging from the room. She opened the hole and immediately revealed a door frame that was much narrower than her body. She took a deep drag on the cigarette outside and cursed in a low voice: "You stepped on shit, here comes another drug addict."

"What?" Lin Sanjiu hurriedly climbed to the door, "Wait a minute, I didn't take any drugs - can I still take drugs? What kind of drugs? Forget it, I mean, I was just transported to this world... This is Biluo Huangquan, right?”

At that time, the gift package insisted on sending her to the Twelve Realms, so she chose Biluo Huangquan. After all, it was safer to go to the Bamboo Forest after inquiring about the information in the Twelve Realms - it was just a matter of consciousness. In the meantime, you are already in another world.

The dark-skinned woman paused after hearing this, then suddenly bent down and blocked the door of the hut. A pair of big black eyes with long eyelashes stared at her for half a second.

"That was my misunderstanding," she finally smiled. The mist of low-quality tobacco spread out from her scarlet lips: "Yes, this is Biluo Huangquan. You really know how to choose a place, you are a lucky guy."

Lin Sanjiu looked at her suspiciously for a while, then said "Huh?"

The dark-skinned woman patted the doorframe vigorously, with a smile on her face: "As for teleportation, you know that if the location of teleportation is not good, then even a clear death will not be possible. Especially if it teleports into our Huangquan District It's even more dangerous. Overground trains were opened here a few years ago, and something like this happened...Suddenly, an unlucky ghost suddenly appeared on the track that was originally empty, and in the blink of an eye, a train screamed. The car came over, and the poor man didn't even open his eyes, he was hit to death with a bang. Tell me, did you teleport very well?"

Looking at her appearance, it seemed that Lin Sanjiu was not killed before she opened her eyes because of the dark-skinned woman's fault.

"What place did I teleport to?"

She coughed, brought the paper between her fingers to her lips again, and took a sip so hard that her cheeks sunk. After the smoke melted into her internal organs, the dark-skinned woman grinned and stretched out a round arm covered with countless gold rings: "This store is the 'Bereaved Dog' capsule hotel, and I am the boss here, Dali." ."

With a name like this, would guests really come to stay?

Lin Sanjiu lowered her eyes and looked at the hand.

The other party didn't look like he wanted to shake hands, because the palm was spread out flatly in front of her, and the big ring, red silk rope, and palm prints... were all clearly visible.

When she raised her head again, the owner of "The Lost Dog" became a little impatient and shook her chubby hand: "Huh?"

"What?" Lin Sanjiu asked blankly.

Dali rolled her eyelids, and her eyes, which were two circles larger than ordinary people, bulged out: "You used my room, don't you have to pay the room fee?"

"I'll just teleport it. In a few seconds..." Lin Sanjiu couldn't help but rub her temples and sighed midway through her words. Judging from Dali's appearance, she probably wouldn't let her leave the hotel easily without collecting some room fees from her: "How much is it?"

"The price is clear. What currency do you use to pay?" Dali smiled again, "Red crystal? It's not expensive. You can stay there for 24 hours. Just two medium-sized ones are enough."

This price seems to be not low among the Twelve Realms.

Dali threw away the cigarette butts, happily took the two medium crystals, tapped them lightly, and carefully put them into the bag on her waist. The boss was quite fair. He stepped aside from the door and said, "It's only ten o'clock in the morning. You can continue to stay until this time tomorrow."

Lin Sanjiu ducked out of the dog hole-like door and stepped into the corridor. It is indeed a capsule hotel. It is just as cramped and crowded outside the room: horizontal and vertical white mud walls separate many passages in this space of three to four meters high and hundreds of square meters; on each wall, There are small doors here and there, high and low - but the rooms are arranged very randomly, with two or three doors squeezed here and none there, as if the person who planned the rooms was drunk at the time.

In the distance, a male evolutionist swayed from the end of the corridor with a toothbrush in his mouth; there was a faint sound of music from behind a nearby door, and the singer's singing was completely out of tune; and there was a girl, She poked her head out of the door of a room above and was begging her friends to buy her something.

No matter what kind of disasters and hardships we have experienced, it seems that with just a spark-like opportunity, mankind can take root again and be reborn, and thrive along the narrow gap of destiny.

If Nuwa were here, she would definitely say, "The more unpopular something is, the harder it is to get rid of it."

Lin Sanjiu stared at the various people in the hotel and was lost in thought for a while. When she turned around, she found that Dali had already wandered away. She followed him in a few steps and called out: "Boss!"

"What?" The chubby dark-skinned woman turned around and asked, still holding a notebook she took out from nowhere.

"I'm new here, and I want to ask you about Biluo Huangquan. Did you just say that this is Huangquan District?"

"Room 225," Dali looked down at her notebook and replied, "Yes, it's your first time in this world? This place is divided into two areas: Biluo and Huangquan. Hey, it's time to rush to No. 228... But this is all Evolutionaries divide it privately, and you can’t actually find any walls or anything like that.”

“Why zoning?”

"Ahem, have you ever heard a sentence? Where there are people, there is class." Dali said without looking back, "Let's put it this way, Biluo District is different from here... You can just stay in the underworld. , anyway, there is everything here.”

Lin Sanjiu followed her step by step - the two Zhongjing just now couldn't be paid for in vain - and continued to ask: "Then do you know where I can check the release information? Also, where is the Visa Officers Association here? ?”

Dali said "Huh", suddenly stopped, stretched out her arms, and knocked on a door above her head.

"Muyu Forum, you know, right? There are chain stores in most of the Twelve Realms." The countless gold rings on her arms jingled for a while, but no one knocked on the door. Dali shouted "The house is closed!" and said to Lin Sanjiu: "You are tall, help me open the door and see if there is anyone inside."

"No." Lin Sanjiu replied; this room, like hers, looked like a washing machine drum.

Dali closed the door, turned a large jade ring on her finger, and hit the metal edging in the corner of the door hard with a green stone - just like a movie special effect, the door bent and shrank. Into her ring.

The white mud walls were empty, and there was no sign that there had ever been a room here.

Dali's "taking away the rooms" really meant "taking away the rooms" in the literal sense - Lin Sanjiu began to understand why the rooms in this capsule hotel were so carelessly distributed: "When someone wants to stay, just take them away." Embedding the room into the wall?"

"Yes, so when I saw you, I was really surprised. I don't remember booking a room for you. Why are you asking... Oh, the Visa Officers Association of Biluo Huangquan is not open to the public," Dali wrote in the book The general crossed out "225" and said, "If you want a visa, go to the Muyu Forum and you can get it done in one go. All visa officers have posted the for-sale information there."

Lin Sanjiu breathed out. From this point of view, the place where she teleported was indeed good; at least in this unfamiliar world, she could get information for a little money.

"Where is the Muyu Forum?" she asked, "How should I—"

Before the word "go" could be uttered, a burst of air suddenly erupted in the corridor deep in the hotel. The tongues of fire, together with the fragments of the door, sprayed into the corridor in the blink of an eye.

"There are always such brainless bastards!" Dali cursed angrily, put the notebook in her arms, raised her feet and hurried towards the burning room; she was so anxious that there was a trace of blood on her forehead. Layer Khan, who was still in the mood to deal with the tenant who was full of questions, pointed behind him and said: "After you leave the gate, you can find someone to ask!"

"Thank you, I'm leaving then, be careful!" Lin Sanjiu shouted from behind her.

The cause of the fire was not unusual among the Twelve Worlds: a resident had just obtained a special item, and while testing its performance, he accidentally burned down half of the room. The special item that caused the trouble eventually fell into the hands of the owner of the "Broken Dog" hotel as compensation for the damaged room-for this reluctant solution, neither Dali nor the tenant were very satisfied with each other. They all felt that the other party had taken advantage.

It wasn't until all the chores were taken care of that UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.net that the fat boss vaguely remembered the windfall this morning and the man who never came back after giving the windfall to her. Tall woman.

"Did I tell her not to use the back door?" Dali subconsciously stroked her long, thick black braids and said to herself, "I think I told her, right?"

All things considered

Updated on time, I am as beautiful as a flower! In the ten days since I stopped watching, has anyone rewarded He's Bi? (I know it’s shameless to ask, but I still have to ask) If so, be sure to tell me so that I can record it as a creditor (who can never repay it)...

I invented a new way of arranging the plot, which is neither writing an outline, nor writing an outline, nor writing an outline. It is composed of many cards. I'm looking forward to it now. I don't know what the effect will be if I write it with such a network arrangement. But I had a lot of fun thinking about the plot yesterday. I think you will also be happy after reading it. Thanks to Forever Owe the Sun, Wen Dan Donkey, Your Dad is Waiting for Me Heartily, Jian Dian Mei Jian, Cloud Purple Guest, Cicada Moves the Golden Wind, Mirror V Balance and others for your rewards. The starting page has been changed again and I can’t find the monthly ticket. ...let me study it.

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