Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

"A dozen meters long... At least 2,000 pounds, right?"

Jiang He looked at the tail of the Qingjiao King, and returned to Jiangnan City in a happy manner.

Of course, speaking of snake tails...

It's actually a little bit incorrect.

This guy has already transformed into a Flood Dragon, with horns and claws growing out, so it would be more appropriate to call him a "Flood Dragon", which made Jiang He confused again—

"Since all the dragons have appeared, will there really be dragons in this world?"

Not to mention, the possibility is not small.

After all, before the age of ancient martial arts, there was an era of "Qi Refinement and Immortals" that was suspected to exist. Since even "immortals" existed, wouldn't it make sense that mythical creatures like dragons also existed?

In Jiangnan City, it was a mess.

The three major departments of the martial arts administration, the public security department, and the military are working together to restore law and order.

The glass of many buildings burst with the roar of the Green Flood Dragon King, and even caused a lot of casualties because of the roar of the Green Flood Dragon King. The entire Jiangnan City was full of panic, and there were discussions everywhere. fear.

"what?"

Suddenly, someone screamed and looked at Jiang He. To be precise, they looked at the Qingjiao King Jiaowei, who was carrying Jiang He's back, and said in surprise, "This...isn't this the Qinglong's tail just now?"

"It's true, it's true, I took a photo...Fuck, it's true!"

Jiang He, who had just entered the city, was immediately surrounded by crowds, and even more and more people watched.

Immediately, the staff of the Martial Arts Administration got up to evacuate. Now that the city is in chaos, they are also afraid that people with intentions will take advantage of the chaos to create even more chaos.

At this moment, a dry cough suddenly sounded in the sky.

This cough, like thunder, caused everyone to look up at the sky.

In the sky, the prince stepped on the void, holding the nearly 1,000-meter-long corpse of the Qingjiao King in his hand, and his luck was like thunder, and he said loudly: "Everyone, don't worry, the Qingjiao King has been killed by me, anyone who dares to invade the human city The demon clan, kill without mercy!"

below.

Jiang He, surrounded by the crowd, quickly took the opportunity and slipped away.

The prince, why did he come back?

Specially carrying the corpse of the Qingjiao King to cheer up the millions of people in Jiangnan City?

"It seems that the prince's eloquence is not very good. At this time, he should be more impassioned. It is easy to mobilize the enthusiasm of the people..." Jiang He complained in his heart, and in the sky, the prince had already stepped on the void, holding the green dragon with one hand. The king's body vacated.

In the city, someone shouted and roared, venting their emotions.

Jiang He glanced at the enthusiastic and excited people... He couldn't help but complained again: "This Minister Wang has a name anyway. Look at these people's faces turning red, but you don't know who to praise."

So, while carrying the Qingjiao King Jiaowei to the Caesar Hotel, he shouted loudly, "The one who killed the Qingjiao King was the number one strong man in China, the highest person in charge of the Martial Arts Administration, and Minister Wang Houwang!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone around looked at Jiang He.

"..."

Maybe it was because everyone looked nervous, Jiang He realized that he had forgotten his words... What should the next sentence be?

Praise Minister Wang?

Congratulations to Minister Wang?

Feeling a little weird, Jiang He was lucky and shouted again, "Minister Wang is awesome, Minister Wang 666!"

In the crowd, a young man was full of enthusiasm, blushing and roaring: "Minister Wang is awesome, Minister Wang 666!"

"Minister Wang is awesome, Minister Wang 666!"

"Minister Wang is awesome, Minister Wang 666!"

Human beings are all blindly obedient... After the first person's roar sounded, this kind of middle school slogan with some sand sculptures quickly spread in Jiangnan City.

When Jiang He ran to the entrance of the Caesar Hotel, he could even hear hundreds of thousands of people in the entire city shouting in unison—

"Minister Wang is awesome, Minister Wang 666!"

It really sounded like thunder!

"..."

Jiang He was a little confused.

This……

Are the people of Jiangnan City so simple? I just shouted casually, hundreds of thousands of you are shouting together... I don't know if Minister Wang will hear this sentence. Of course, even if Minister Wang can't hear it, it will definitely be reported on the news network. No, it will shock the attention of global names?

prince...

He really heard it.

He is a strong player in the Void Realm, not to mention how sensitive his hearing is, and his light control of heaven and earth allows him to clearly sense everything that happens in Jiangnan City from dozens of miles away.

"Fuck!"

The prince was shocked at that time, and the whole person's face became extremely embarrassed.

With a wave of his hand, he put away the corpse of the Qingjiao King in his hand, and the whole person turned into a streamer in the sky, and quickly flew towards the capital city. The speed was even more terrifying than the black eagle king with the golden crown.

Just half an hour later, the prince arrived at the headquarters of the Kyoto City Martial Arts Bureau.

As soon as he came back, he immediately found Zhou Yu.

"Lao Zhou, you should contact Jiangnan immediately and let Lao Tzu watch over all the media first. No media can publish news without Lao Tzu's consent... By the way, the Internet must also be controlled by Lao Tzu!"

"Minister Wang, this... what happened?"

Zhou Yu was confused.

The prince went to Jiangnan City, he knew, because the Qingjiao King attacked... But the subsequent "battlefield" was transferred to the wilderness area, and Zhou Yu did not know the exact result.

Ten minutes ago, he contacted Qin Fan, the director of the Jiangnan Martial Arts Administration Bureau, to inquire about the situation. Qin Fan just said that the king of the beasts had retreated, and the prince killed the king of Qingjiao...

Regarding the slogan "Minister Wang is awesome, Minister Wang 666!", Qin Fan didn't mention a word.

"Don't ask, just do it."

The prince did not explain and said, "Quick, quick, do it immediately!"

When Zhou Yu left, he let out a long sigh of relief, picked up the thermos cup and took a sip of Cordyceps sinensis and medlar, and then relaxed.

Can……

A few minutes later, next door, there was a sudden burst of laughter.

This laughter was a little restrained at first, but gradually let go, and finally couldn't help but slapped the table on the thigh and laughed.

Next to the prince's office, naturally it can only be the office of his assistant Zhou Yu.

The prince's mental power radiated out, and then he saw Zhou Yu staring at the computer, watching a short video.

In the short video, countless people in Jiangnan shouted in unison, the sound was like thunder, and they were all enthusiastic and excited.

Just that slogan...

Too hot eyes.

The prince got up and knocked on the door of Zhou Yu's office.

At the moment of knocking on the door, the laughter in the office stopped abruptly, Zhou Yu looked serious, got up and opened the door, saying: "Minister Wang, I have already contacted Jiangnan to notify, and the samples from the major media have also been sent here. Now, Minister Wang, do you want to take a look together?"

When it came to this, Zhou Yu couldn't hold back after all, and burst out laughing.

The prince turned around with a dark face, gritted his teeth and scolded: "Te Niang's, is that the rhythm of that bastard?"

Such a slogan would be inappropriate for that occasion.

The prince suspected that someone might be doing him.

After Jiang He left, Zhou Yu stared at the short video on the computer and pondered.

He was silent for a long time, picked up the phone, found a number and dialed it, and said, "Old Ma, you are a computer expert. I have a video audio here that needs to be changed. You can see if you can make it work."

"By the way, this matter must be kept secret!"

"If it leaks out, all your department's funds will be deducted next year!"

…………

Jiang He did not know what happened at the headquarters of the Martial Arts Bureau.

At this point he had returned to the hotel room.

The glass of the room window was all broken and could not be installed for a while. The senior leaders of the hotel sent red wine and gifts to the guests from room to room to express their apology.

"It's okay, it's all the fault of the Qing Jiao King, and it has nothing to do with your hotel."

Jiang He waved his hand and sealed the window with a burst of infuriating energy.

It's not that the wind is too strong, but the street outside is too noisy. The infuriating air seals the windows, and the sound insulation effect is much stronger than that of glass.

The lobby manager of the hotel was even more respectful towards Jiang He.

In fact, he had already known Jiang He half an hour ago. At that time, Jiang He was carrying the Green Flood King Jiao Tai, and found him in person, and handed him the Green Flood King Jiao Tai, and asked him to cut it into pieces and pack them up.

"Mr. Jiang, at the back kitchen, the cutting has already started, and the packaging will be finished in about 2 hours."

Jiang He took out a piece of gold at random, threw it at him, and said, "Thank you very much, but I can state in advance... That Qing Jiao King is a king-level fierce beast, and the power of qi and blood contained in his flesh and blood is too strong. Let the people in your back kitchen steal it, or if an ordinary person eats a piece of it, I reckon it may be fatal."

The lobby manager was frightened and did not dare to accept gold ingots, and said, "Mr. Jiang can rest assured, I specially arranged for my brother-in-law to watch in the back kitchen, and no one would dare to touch Mr. Jiang's Qingjiao King meat."

Finally, at Jiang He's insistence, the lobby manager carefully accepted the gold ingot and respectfully left Jiang He's room.

"Hey……"

Jiang He sighed, feeling somewhat helpless.

It is impossible to do so.

The system backpack has only 12 compartments, and there is no place to put it. The Jiao tail is more than ten meters long and weighs more than 2,000 kilograms. It will not be easy to carry when returning to Lingzhou City, but it will be cut into pieces and packaged. This problem does not exist.

No matter how small the interior space of your sports car is, it is not a problem to pack more than 2,000 kilograms of things.

After seeing the hotel lobby manager away, Jiang He went to the bed, and his eyes fell on the space where the gold ingots were stored in the system backpack.

On that space, there is a picture sign of gold ingots, and behind the picture, there is the word "×9399".

"I only have 9399 gold ingots?"

Jiang He calculated silently...

It seems that the data is correct. There should have been another 9,400 gold ingots. I just rewarded the lobby manager with one ingot as a tip, and there were just 9,399 ingots left.

"One ingot of gold ingot weighs 1 catty, and 9,399 ingots are just over 4 tons, less than 10,000 catties."

Jiang He frowned.

Own……

A little poor.

It is said that the auction will be held later, without currency, but with gold or other treasures. I don't know if I have enough gold or not. ,

Just when he was worried, there was a knock on the door.

Opening the door, he saw Lin Changshan and three strange middle-aged men standing outside.

With a puzzled look on his face, Jiang He looked at Lin Changshan. Lin Changshan explained with a smile, "Brother Jiang He, let me introduce to you, this is the current Murong Clan Chief, Murong Buyi, this is the Long Clan Chief, Long Qi."

"This is the head of the Wei clan, Wei Zhishu."

The three patriarchs, with smiles all over their faces, stretched out their hands to Jiang He and said, "Mr. Jiang, come uninvited, there is a lot of harassment, I hope Mr. Jiang will forgive me."

Jiang He shook hands with the three and hurriedly said with a smile, "The three patriarchs are polite, please come in quickly."

In my heart, I was a little curious.

The Wei family, the Long family, the Murong family?

Isn't this what the three major martial arts families in Jiangnan? How did you get away from here?

But when I thought about it, I was relieved.

The matter of the prince beheading the Qingjiao King, no one in Jiangnan City knows about it... and he carried the Qingjiao King Jiaowei into the city, and there are not many people who know about it. With the ability of the three great families, it must be hidden from them.

So it makes perfect sense for them to visit themselves.

And when they came here with Mr. Lin, they obviously also knew that they had rescued Mr. Lin...

As for his own beheading of the Black Flood Dragon King, Jiang He had already told Lin Changshan after he returned. The matter will be kept secret for now. Naturally, Lin Changshan will not say anything about it. The only thing that surprises Jiang He is...

Isn't it said that the three great families have a long history?

It stands to reason that such a big family should have a lot of background and cultural literacy. Why is the name so casual?

"Brother Jiang He, they insisted on pestering me to bring them here..."

At this time, Lin Changshan secretly transmitted his voice into the secret and said, "They may be interested in the tail of the Qingjiao King and the spirit of the plants and trees that you rescued me, so they want to make a deal with you."

as predicted.

After a few polite chats, Murong Buyi said, "Mr. Jiang, to be honest, we came here today because we asked Mr. Jiang. We know that Mr. Jiang got half the tail of the Qingjiao King..."

Just then, there was another knock on the door.

But it was the lobby manager who brought a group of back chefs to deliver the sliced ​​and packaged Qingjiao King Jiaowei.

"Mr. Jiang, the tail of the Qingjiao King Jiao weighs 2,488 jin. According to your instructions, we cut all of them into 1-jin pieces and packed them in a fresh-keeping box... This fresh-keeping box is 100 jin, please. Take a look."

25 crisper boxes, placed on the ground.

This made Jiang He very distressed...

shit.

This is completely different from what you imagined. In this case, can your sports car really pull it down?

He raised his head, looked at Murong Buyi, and said, "Patriarch Murong, you continue."

"..."

Murong Buyi, Long Qi and Wei Zhishu, the three patriarchs of the martial arts family, all stared wide-eyed and looked at the fresh-keeping boxes that were stacked a few times before they came back to their senses...

This is so special!

It's just a waste of money!

Qing Jiao Wang Jiao tail cut into pieces, then the value is greatly reduced.

Murong Buyi smiled and could only change his words: "Mr. Jiang, in fact, we are also very interested in the kind of strange thing you have used to treat Mr. Jiang..."

Jiang He waved his hand and said straight to the point: "I know the three people's intentions, they just want to do business with me, but my eggplant... that kind of herbal spirit is gone, but I still have some medicinal materials on my body, I don't know about the three. Not interested in sense of place."

Under the confused expressions of the three owners, Jiang He dug out his small medicine box and took out a bezoar detoxification pill, an amoxicillin capsule, and a... Yunnan Baiyao large Band-Aid!

(PS: I have something to do tomorrow, ask for a day off, and make up the day after tomorrow.)