Finest Servant

It is said that when Lao Yu held a lewd debate, a vision appeared in the capital. And the source of this vision is a latrine in the capital, so a large number of idlers go to it, wanting to find the reason.

From a distance, the latrine is like a steaming cloud dream, with white mist curling up; looking at it again, there is a golden light hidden in the water, like the great sun Tathagata, sacred and majestic, making people dare not look directly; carefully, there is a hint of gold in the golden light. A layer of celestial aura is like nothingness, like nothing at all.

All the people watching the scene were amazed and sighed that there are all things in the world. And among the crowd, there is a skinny, no, immortal style, a thin dao clothing that leaks out of place in the cold winter, quite a bit rebellious and different, even the shivering posture, is Unspeakable and unfathomable! The old man trembled and muttered to himself: "Looking at this strange scene, I found that there is a huge fairy spirit in this toilet. What's going on? Could it be that someone is flying up in the toilet?"

However, a certain Canzheng, unaware of it, struggled hard in the toilet, fighting against a certain object with his pure essence.

I saw that a certain remnant's face was blue and white for a while, and it seemed to be very difficult. It seems that the energy contained in the foreign body in the body is really amazing. Even with the cultivation of a certain remnant, Luo Jinxian can only shake it in the slightest.

After a long time, the sound of "Pfft---~~~", accompanied by the moaning sound of "Ah---~~~", formed a different kind of music in the small toilet. (Think crooked thoughts and face the wall with unhealthy thoughts!)

Immediately, a stench slowly rose, and a certain disabled had to protect his ears and nose with his true essence to prevent himself from being haunted. From the outside, you can see a majestic innate aura spewing out, spreading all over the sky.

The people present were instantly enveloped by this innate energy, but since they were all mortals, they couldn't stand such a high concentration of spiritual energy, and Qi Qixun fainted. Only the old man pinched his nose and slowly absorbed—

Besides, in the toilet, a man wiped his smooth and round stuff with the strange toilet paper gifted by an unknown friend before he used it. , third brother, you are not a thing, what did you invite me to drink? If it wasn't for the high level of cultivation, I would have been poisoned by you long ago. I just don't know what happened to Yu Da looking for Xiao Can, why did Xiao Can not go after he went. What about the people? It seems that there is only a tattered wooden table at the scene (Lin San said angrily: I bought that for two taels of silver! I haven't brought it back yet!) and the trampled doors and windows..." A certain cruel Pull up your trousers and fall into contemplation...

Do you want to know what happened? o, let's kick back the time five hours ago, and then hit the space to the evil book group of Jiading.

"I'm so hungry, comrades, do you have any rice to eat?" a certain residue said.

Fan Xi said, "No, I've been hungry for eleven hours and sixty minutes."

some scumbag...

Shishui Ruosi said: "No, I just finished my fitness exercise, um, a new record, once a night!"

some scumbag...

Qingdao yellow croaker said: "No, my stomach sent me a mail last night, saying that I had been overeating recently, and then it would stop working and cause ulcers! So I had to go on a diet."

some scumbag...

The beautiful picture said: "No, I just spent the night cS, now go to bed."

some scumbag...

A certain kendo: "I just finished eating, and there is still half a bit of wowtou, do you want it?"

some scumbag...

Yu Dao: "Little Can, why didn't you eat in the morning? Is your mother not at home? Or is your father not at home? Not eating in the morning is not good, it is easy to cause gastrointestinal diseases, if it causes gastrointestinal diseases, you must go Hospital, if you go to the hospital, you can't subscribe to the jacuzzi, if you don't subscribe to jacuzzi, my income will decrease, if my income decreases, my mood will be bad, if my mood is bad , my update quality will be poor, if my update quality is poor, readers will riot, if readers riot, the starting point will be turbulent, the starting point will be turbulent,

All fiction sites will be turbulent, fiction sites will be turbulent, and the entire Internet will be turbulent..."

A certain cripple... as expected of Yu Da, and Tang Seng is not extremely stingy! A certain residue sighed in his heart while throwing the towel for wiping sweat into the washing machine and drying it.

Finally, the third brother said shamelessly and invincibly: "Little Can, since you have no food to eat, let's go together. I invite you to drink...Alibaba brand soy milk!"

A certain disability cried bitterly, and Pidianpidian ran away with the third brother. (The conversation in the above group is written by Ben Zan, the real group is more fun than this, group number: 21800989)

In a soymilk shop, the third brother smiled and watched a remnant gobble down and swallow n cups (note: n is a positive integer greater than 1) soymilk, but he didn't eat a single bite.

Looking at the lascivious smile of the third brother, a certain can not help shivering, and asked, "You also eat the third brother."

"Ah, I ate it in the morning, don't worry." The third brother said with a hahaha.

"Third brother, you're such a good person!" The pure certain residue was grateful, grabbed the third brother's hand, and touched the third brother with the soy milk on his hand by the way.

The third brother Shameless and Invincible has a few black lines that appear in the comics, and he said without changing his face: "Xiao Cun, there is something, Yu shouted that we should rush to the lewd hut at No. 03 Worthy Street in an hour, saying it was a meeting. ."

"Oh." Unaware that he had fallen into a conspiracy, a certain residue continued to work hard.

Time is like a beautiful woman who comes out to sell, coquettishly swaggering through the market, and an hour flies by in a flash. A Can and the third brother went to Lao Yu's favorite room together. Suddenly, a Can suddenly felt a strange energy fluctuation in his stomach, and then his stomach hurt.

Cold sweat broke out on a certain remnant's head, and said: "Third brother, you go first, I will go to the toilet first."

...This is what happened. A certain disabled squatted for five hours in this domineering toilet...

A certain disabled looked back at the five-hour life and death, full of nostalgia for the toilet, with vicissitudes in his eyes. After erasing a trace of nostalgia, a certain Can walked forward with firm steps.

Immediately, "Boom!", there was a bag on the forehead of a certain stubborn man, "Damn, what a broken toilet, the door beam is so low, fortunately, when I came in, I ran in with my stomach covered and my body bowed, otherwise I guess it's just like this. died young..."

After a certain can cautiously got out of the toilet, he found that the people who were walking on the ground were covering their mouths and noses, foaming at the mouth. A certain can sighed in his heart that performance art has become more and more popular recently, on such a large scale.

Immediately walking forward, he found that Yi Laodao did not fall down, so he could not help but run to ask the group of people why. But as soon as he got close, a domineering aura came over him. "Damn, why is it so stinky."

Seeing that this old man stinks all over, he still closes his eyes and sucks, his face is full of enjoyment, and he can't help sighing secretly, the world is getting worse, and there are more and more weird people.

With his high-level skills, a certain remnant wandered through several alleys, looking for all the prostitutes. Suddenly I saw a group of people chasing a person in a certain alley.

"I found it!" A Can caught the breath and turned around immediately, but suddenly remembered that his movement technique seemed to be only accelerating, not turning.

Immediately, there was a loud "bang", mixed with a certain swearing: "Who moved my brakes?" It spread in the noisy city.

A Can patted the dust on his body, with a firm expression on his face, he rushed towards the place where everyone just ran by. For the sake of being conservative this time, a certain disability changed to a set of snow-paced Wuhen Qinggong that he was more familiar with, and quickly chased after him. In fact, when it comes to walking on the snow without a trace, Ben is also matched with another well-known peerless miracle, which is the favorite of the colorful flower thief, "Colorful Flowers Without Traces". It's just that a certain disability thinks that he is a pure person, and he has not practiced the latter set of exercises, otherwise the top ten prostitutes on the rivers and lakes would have changed a long time ago.

Closer to home, it was said that after a certain Zun caught up with the lecherous people, he found that they were chasing another masked person exuding lewdness. Master! A residual first impression.

A certain disabled person transported his true essence under his feet, and wrote a "9, 11 bombing style", hitting the back of the neck of the man in front, and the man fell in response. After a group of people caught up, they took off the man's veil and exclaimed in unison: "Lin Wanrong Lin Sange?! Did you steal the "Needless Family Ding"?"

Lin Sandao: "Oh, this is a long story..."

It turns out that this is what happened... Because Lin San has been playing the male lead in the best family for a long time, he was described by Lao Yu as a song every night. In the end, after his snot and tears were wiped on Lao Yu's newly bought clothes, Lao Yu finally decided to spend a day in the week for him to rest.

But Lin Wanrong is a dedicated person. The so-called proficiency in diligence and playfulness, and the so-called reviewing the old and learning the new, so Lin San decided to review the previous classic plots and lewd sentences. However, he lives in ancient times, and there is no Internet, so he cannot log in to the starting point. I had no choice but to buy physical books, but found that Lao Yu went shopping with Mrs. Yu and didn't leave him any money...

In distress, Lao Yu told Lin San that there would be a debate in the afternoon using the telephony technique. At the debate meeting, Lao Yu was picked up by Mrs. Yu with her supernatural powers, and she never left behind. When Lin San was disheartened.

Suddenly, I found that there was a copy of "Necessary Family Ding" on the shameless and invincible table of the third brother. Although the original price is 2 yuan and 8 piracy, but it is also a book. With a change of heart, the third brother displays the skill of the same number of women in the shameless and sensual magic: multiple shadows!

The shadow clone shouted "Sister An!" outside, attracting everyone to come out of the nest, and then he just let the flow take care of the sheep, after all, he often does this.

But later, he was inadvertently discovered by the most attentive discovery, Ruosi Shishui, and was hunted down by everyone. In order to destroy the criminal evidence, he also specially tore the large pirated copy of "Need for a Family" into several points and scattered them in the latrines.

"...How many toilets do you have to run for such a big book?"

Lin Wanrong sighed: "I can't help it, am I going to last..."

A certain Can Ruo realized: "So in the toilet where I am, there is a strange toilet paper with small words on it. You put it there?"

Lin San nodded. A certain residue said: "Damn it, it's really hard to use, it's very tough."

Lin Wanrong shrugged and said, "You can't blame me, the quality of pirated books is just poor, and we must support genuine editions in the future!"

The two people in the chat suddenly felt that the surrounding air was not quite right, and it seemed to be a little murderous... They turned their heads and saw that all the prostitutes were full of anger. A certain residue was puzzled and said, "Everyone, everyone, what's wrong?"

The third brother was shameless and invincible, and said with a blank expression: "You, how dare you use such a peerless book as "Jia Ding" as toilet paper, isn't this against the sky?! Brothers, call me!"

"Slow! Be merciful..." A disabled person said hurriedly, "That's a pirated book..."

"Damn, it's because of piracy! Who still buys genuine copies now that there are pirated copies? Damn, 2 yuan 8 pirated books, I found them last year, what a commemorative value! Look at the pirated books now. , looks better than the original packaging, such an antique pirated book, where do you find it?! Brothers, don't worry about my feelings, call me."

"Ah—" Under a cruel scream, Lin Wanrong bowed obscenely and ran away, saying something in his mouth: "Don't hit me, I have to act at night..."

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