I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Lingpingan walked upstairs and took a shower.

Then I looked at the old clothes that were piled up again.

"I'll have to call the laundry service again tomorrow..." He shrugged.

Then he walked to the living room, opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of energy drink, opened it and drank it.

After drinking the drink, he threw the can into the trash can.

Then I looked at the refrigerator and saw that there were not many drinks left.

"I have to go shopping in the supermarket tomorrow..."

He sighed.

Shopping is his least favorite thing.

none of them.

But it has to be done.

Because, without drinks, life will lack a lot of fun.

Especially Feizhai Happy Water, it’s really delicious!

And the longer it sits, the better it tastes!

Therefore, every time he goes shopping, he buys it by the box. One purchase is seven or eight boxes, which is enough for him to drink for more than half a year.

Wearing a bathrobe, he sat on the sofa.

Then he opened his phone, clicked on WeChat, and took a quick look.

All are news related to the college entrance examination.

This is normal. The federal empire’s college entrance examination is an exam that affects and radiates around the world.

In addition to its homeland and overseas kingdoms, the Federal Empire also set up a large number of examination centers in other regions.

Talents from all over the world will participate in this exam.

Even though many people will not come to the Federal Empire to study abroad, they do not mind taking the college entrance examination.

Because the federal empire’s college entrance examination scores are universal.

A person who obtains high scores in the unified college entrance examination of the Federal Empire can study at the highest local university anywhere.

Just like those who take the national examination and then work in the federal and imperial officialdom for a few years.

This is a gold-plated certificate.

Lingpingan opened Penguin again.

In each penguin group, there are also discussions surrounding the college entrance examination.

Especially among the author group, some authors in the Northern Zhou and Southern Zhou regions are excitedly broadcasting live broadcasts of the local college entrance examination examination rooms.

A photo was posted.

The authors happily discussed the appearance of the school beauties who were photographed.

We also set up a ranking list.

What are the top ten school beauties, the four contemporary beauties, etc.

Lingpingan looked at it and yawned. He really had no interest in participating in this topic.

So, he turned off his phone, walked to the bedroom, and lay down on the bed.

The young online writer began to think freely.

"All groups of authors are now playing with things and losing their minds..."

"This is the perfect time for me to rise!"

He was thinking about the IDs he had just seen in the author group posting various pictures of girls taking college entrance exams.

The Eagle Eats the Chicken, New Series in July, Morning Star, Beyond the Fog...

He felt that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

We should attack quickly and seize the new book list!

Um……

He decided to revise for another day tomorrow and publish the book the day after tomorrow!

This time, I will send it directly without editing.

He wants to use his strength to conquer the Internet.

Thinking of these, he slowly fell asleep.

In the sweet dream, he felt himself slowly falling.

Various strange sounds came from my ears.

Sizzle...

Boom, boom, boom...

Ta da...ta da...

Bahba…bahba…

The heavenly bodies sing.

Ohh Ohh ohh……

One black hole after another slowly rotates.

The entire universe seemed to be singing a chorus.

Lingpingan slowly opened his eyes and saw what was in front of him.

The blue planet was right in front of him. It looked beautiful, but it was also fragile, as if it would explode if he breathed on it.

Under the atmosphere, countless mountains are winding, and countless water vapor is drifting with the wind.

Countless sounds came from those mountains and rivers.

"Burgundy has been dry for a month...do you want some rain?"

“The rice harvest in Kyoto is about to begin, should we stop the rain?”

"The temperature in the Imperial Capital has reached the threshold. Do you want to cool down?"

Countless sounds came from the rivers and lakes, mountains and cities.

Lingpingan's head ached when he heard this.

At the same time, some memories come back.

He remembered.

"I'm having this dream again!" He smiled.

I remember he had a similar dream last time. In the dream, he seemed to have lowered the temperature at the poles by ten degrees and raised the temperature in some deserts.

In the end, all requests were approved.

Are you having this dream again now?

It was not difficult for him to understand why he had this strange dream.

But, it’s a dream.

It's normal to be weird!

Who hasn’t had strange dreams?

But the sound in my ears was really too confusing.

The mountains and rivers are all anxiously sending requests.

Like a drowning man holding on to a life-saving straw.

Lingpingan listened to those requests and looked at the planet in front of him.

He deliberately wanted to approve them all and save himself the trouble.

However, vaguely, he felt that it might be a little bad to do so.

At this time, he felt some small bright spots.

These are the highlights that he seems to be able to relate to directly.

It seems that some power can be distributed to them?

Then try it like this?

Lingpingan thought, then reached out and gently touched the blue planet in front of him.

He felt that he could directly instill his will into those bright spots.

So, he did it.

It was a natural behavior, like he would do it anyway.

Moreover, in the dream, he felt very free, and all the concepts that had restrained him in the past were abandoned.

Driven by this feeling of freedom, he gently said to the light spots: "From today on, you will be responsible for helping me sort out the nearby climate..."

In a daze, he seemed to feel something.

Um……

Absolute power leads to absolute corruption.

But, why do I have to think so much in my dream?

Well……

Dreams must also talk about benevolence and righteousness!

He asked and answered himself.

This made him very happy, because he found that he was indeed a gentleman, and he had not forgotten the teachings of the sages and teachers even in his dreams.

So he gently reached out his hand and started pinching.

One word after another, words jumped out of his hands.

These are rules and systems.

To be precise, it is Tian Tiao!

These rules and systems stipulate the principles of climate management and rainfall.

Global climate is a total quantity.

Where it should be dry and where it should rain should be based on local conditions.

also……

Lingpingan remembered something again.

"I should find someone to supervise..." he thought.

In this dream, he found that he seemed to know many, many things.

It is no longer like the reality of a person who is completely indifferent to mathematics, physics and chemistry.

On the contrary, he knew everything at a glance.

I just can't remember this stuff.

As if these things are insignificant and do not require extra energy to care about.

Because all of them, all the underlying logic and rule structures, are very simple things.

It's as simple as 1+1 equals 2.

Do normal people care about a simple question like 1+1 equals 2?

Won't!

And as soon as he had this thought.

A figure appeared in front of him.

He knelt down and said, "Master..."

"Go!" Lingpingan waved to him gently: "My will has been fully revealed!"

"Do as I will!"

"The order of this tiny planet should be protected!"

"Yes!" The shadow slowly disappeared.

Lingpingan looked at his disappearance and suddenly became stunned.

"what happened?"

"Why did I say those words?" he wondered.

but……

"It's so domineering and cool to speak like this!" he thought.

One word can decide the world, one word can decide the world!

This is what a real man should be like!

pity……

Lingpingan shook his head: "I can only feel so good in my dreams..."

He knew very well that he was just a small citizen.

Of course there are no restrictions in dreams.

But in reality, it is better to abide by the law.

After all, Long Aotian was in the novel and was beaten to death in reality.

Thinking about these things, Lingpingan began to feel tired.

He slowly closed his eyes and fell into the sweetest dream.

Bahba…bahba…

The music of the heavenly bodies sounded again.

Ohh Ohh ohh……

That's the black hole singing.

Click, click, click… click, click…

Pulsar hummed.

In the singing of the stars, in the chorus of the universe, he gradually forgot everything before.

Fell into the deepest and most fragrant dream.

It's like this dream never happened.

Maybe, when he has this dream next time, he will think of everything now.