I Really Didn’t Want to Become a Scumbag

July 2010.

Zhou Yuwen has just finished his college entrance examination. He is eighteen years old this year. With the two hundred yuan that his mother just gave him in his hand, he feels that he can't imagine that he will still spend money from his mother in his life.

Zhou Yuwen's parents divorced since he was a child, and he grew up with his mother. Although his life is a little poorer, he is not impoverished. His mother is an accountant in a public institution, and she has all the five insurances and one housing fund. During the Chinese New Year, there is never a lack of rice, flour, oil and salt.

It's just that a woman with a child still has pressure in life, so since Zhou Yuwen was a child, whenever her mother had money, she would buy houses everywhere, and if she had no money to buy new houses, she would buy those dilapidated second-hand houses. If you don't have enough money, ask others to borrow some.

A house in 2000 is not worth much, and a house in a small county town costs tens of thousands of dollars a set.

Zhou's mother borrowed from relatives and friends, and barely bought five houses for the family.

Later, the houses were demolished one after another, and after paying off the money, Zhou's mother still had a little left, and there were probably three houses in her hands.

For these three suites, Mother Zhou and Zhou Yuwen said that if they were to be demolished again, they would not be compensated, and they would pay for the houses, which would be used when Zhou Yuwen got married.

In fact, it was really not easy for Zhou's mother to raise Zhou Yuwen all her life. Zhou Yuwen's cheap father had disappeared since Zhou Yuwen was two years old. He grew up so big that Zhou Yuwen didn't even know his name.

He~tui!

Scumbag!

In her previous life, Zhou Yuwen basically never let her mother worry about her university. During her freshman year, she made some money by writing novels online, and during her sophomore year, she even sold more than 100,000 yuan in copyright fees.

At this time, my mother came over and suggested that I sell a house in my hometown, give you some money, and buy a house in Jinling City.

But Zhou Yuwen said, what kind of house do you want to buy? It is enough to have a house at home. With the hundreds of thousands, it is still comfortable to buy a car.

So Zhou Yuwen, a sophomore, bought a second-hand dilapidated Audi.

The follow-up repair costs alone were enough to buy a new car, and Zhou Yuwen University made a lot of money by writing novels.

As a result, after graduation, I thought it was time to buy a house.

Dude, I don't make enough money for the down payment.

Later, the house in my hometown was demolished, so I could barely buy a house in Jinling.

The first regret in life was not because of Su Qianqian.

Or because I didn't buy a house.

Zhou Yuwen was sitting in the bedroom at this time, and the vomiting in the morning had been cleaned up.

He wrote his first life goal in a notebook.

Buy a house!

But I don't have any money, so I can't ask for my mother's money. It's hard to be reborn again. If it's unreasonable to spend my mother's money again, Zhou Yuwen thought about other ways to make money.

Buy lottery tickets?

stocks?

Buying lottery tickets is impossible. Zhou Yuwen has never come across a long list of numbers. Zhou Yuwen can try to sell houses to buy Korea for the World Cup a few years later.

As for stocks, Zhou Yuwen has actually come into contact with them, but without the capital, there is not much to earn, so you can't catch big bull stocks every time.

Zhou Yuwen studied computer in his previous life. He graduated two years before he was a late bloomer. After that, he retired to the second line and was happy. He almost forgot the code. Of course, he can write it, but it is still in the Android 2.0 era. No one can write it by himself. use.

Besides, Zhou Yuwen felt that he was not the kind of person who would change his fate against the sky.

To be honest, Zhou Yuwen is just a small person. After timetraveling, he is a little more powerful than a small person. How could it be possible to say that after crossing, he will be hit by the current, and the waves will hold back the flying boat?

Thirty-year-old Xiao Zhou is very open-minded.

I don't want to be rich and powerful, I just want to live a better life than my previous life.

In the previous life, he teased women everywhere, but in this life, it would be meaningless to tease women.

At any rate, he is worthy of the title of traveler.

Distribute your masculine charm and let women tease you.

Zhou Yuwen has been thinking about how to make money all day long, but after thinking about it, Zhou Yuwen finds that even if he has time-traveled, he can't make money by opportunistically.

Sure enough, he is a useless person.

At present, in Zhou Yuwen's view, the most profitable is his old business.

writing a novel.

In 2010, the golden age of novel writing, Zhou Yuwen was also a book fan in his previous life, and he had read many time-traveling novels, but the one he read the most was that the time-travelers copied the novels when they came up. Shaking Luo Dalu, so awesome that he can even copy world famous books.

But as a former street writer, Zhou Yuwen feels that there is no need to play like this at all, not to mention whether you can copy so many works, even if you copy them, it may not be popular.

In the previous life, Zhou Yuwen started to write novels only when he was a freshman, which is half a year later than in this world. Zhou Yuwen knew that 12 years ago, novels were written casually, and after 12 years, one cannot write below the neck.

So, while the novel was being written casually, to make a quick buck, Zhou Yuwen didn't even have to think about the outline, and just started the novel, with the protagonist traveling through time.

Tentatively set the Three Kingdoms, and then travel through the past, the generals will bow down, first attack Jingzhou, and then take Yizhou! Sitting on the mountain and watching the tigers fight, watching Lao Cao and Lao Yuan fight both losers.

Zhou Yuwen has been writing novels in college for four years. To be honest, Wenqing disease is not at all. I just summed up a few key points, that is, only accept girls and not give them away.

Own woman must be the first time.

Even if she is already married, her husband should be written as a physical disability.

The protagonist accidentally picks up.

Then some readers were unhappy, and said, what book did the silly author write? Will you write?

Readers like this just ignore it.

Writing books is for fun, and reading is also for fun.

Why poison yourself and others.

For example, a certain sister-in-law wrote that she took her sister to a bar, and was touched on the thigh by a trick.

Zhou Yuwen really threw up when he saw this.

Whenever she writes a novel for Zhou Yuwen, having a sister will definitely make her rich and rich.

Fortunately, Zhou Yuwen doesn't have a sister in this life, ahem!

In 2010, the golden age of writing novels, Zhou Yuwen used to write 1 million novels, but here he can write 2 million without getting tired. Write a Romance of the Three Kingdoms, recruit generals, and conquer cities with 200,000 characters.

There are 1.8 million characters left, Cai Wenji, Zhen Mi, Diao Chan, Sun Shangxiang, Xiao Qiao, Mrs. Bian, Mrs. Gan, Mrs. Mi, Queen Mother He, etc. After a circle, it is almost the same.

Oh yes, you can’t go to a big website to write a novel. Zhou Yuwen’s thinking is clear this time, just to make money. The big website will definitely not make money. The number of free words is only 300,000. How about making money with your life?

It’s better to have a small website, find a small website to register, put 100,000 words on the shelves, and then find a website with colors, copy and paste, but not all of them, not too much, a little bit is fine, you can’t really write it ?

That's a crime and can't be done.

As the saying goes, you still hold the pipa and half cover your face, making you want to see it after watching it.

Zhou Yuwen wrote more and more vigorously, and on the first day of time travel, he wrote 10,000 words.