I’m Actually a Bigshot

"Zhang Biao, hold on! No matter how beautiful the young master is, he is definitely not as good as a beautiful woman with a soft fragrance. Think about that breast! Think about that leg! Think about that fart..."

"New arrival, are you familiar with Lord Guider?" I don't know when, the female ghost in a white dress floated and floated to Zhang Biao's side, "Be careful, the last one was bad for Lord Guider. The attempted ghost is now in the soup pot of the eighteenth hell."

"I like women!" Zhang Biao was not even afraid of ghosts at this moment, so he glared at the female ghost confidently, "Don't think I'm still afraid of you now, it's all ghosts, whoever is afraid of whoever!"

"Oh?" The female ghost, whose entire face was covered by long hair, stretched out her pale hand and pushed her hair away, revealing a face without any features except for the bloody mouth. "Is that what I am?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Su Qingxing heard the screams behind him, but he just smiled and didn't turn around.

The mission of the Underworld Guide is very simple, that is, to examine the hearts of those dead souls in the trials of the Underworld, to bring suitable dead souls back to the ghost town, and to send the bad and bubbling dead souls to hell.

Therefore, Su Qingxing has seen many things, Zhang Biao is only a small part of them, but like every time before, Su Qingxing found a little fun in this repeated work.

After taking out the mobile phone from his pocket and making sure that the device was not damaged by the rain, Su Qingxing dialed the number "666".

"Hello?" A slightly lazy male voice came from the other end of the phone, "Qingxing, is the work done?"

"Well, bringing a new ghost back is a bit of a gain." Su Qingxing said, the conversation changed, "Zhu Sha, next time, don't send me so many irrelevant jokes and pictures when I'm working, in the horror world. People who are always looking down at their mobile phones are actually easy to be suspected, right?"

"Because it's so funny!" The voice on the other end of the phone came to the spirit, "Have you seen that little white dog? It actually likes to smell its own little butt, hahahahaha!"

"..." Su Qingxing was silent for a few seconds, "I hung up, I'm on my way back to..." On the way to the management department.

Before Su Qingxing could finish speaking, the man named Zhusha on the other end of the phone had already made an "ah" and said anxiously, "Qingxing, it seems that a big man in the underworld is coming to our place for inspection, come back quickly!"

The big man in the underworld?

In Su Qingxing's mind, a guy who could not be avoided immediately appeared.

"By the way, what did you just say you were answering?" Zhu Sha's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"..." Su Qingxing paused, then changed his mind immediately, "I'm about to go back to work, so I'll trouble you to receive that big man."

"Hey! Qingxing, you can't be like this! Haven't you done three missions in a row? Shouldn't you come back for a rest?! Qingxing, you have to take care of your body, as a ghost town auspicious... , Honorable guide, the elders and villagers in the ghost town are watching their respectable and lovely guide, you must not fall!! Never let me face that big man alone! I am most afraid of big men what--"

In the next second, Su Qingxing hung up the phone.

"..."

"Continue to work." Su Qingxing's figure began to disappear from the streets of the ghost town. He came here to avoid a person, and naturally he couldn't reveal his whereabouts in front of any "person".

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According to legend, the entrance to the underworld will appear in various ways, it may be a street, a hospital, a dilapidated classroom, or a bus driving on a mountain road...

Every time the work starts, Su Qingxing will experience a brief period of darkness in front of him.

When Su Qingxing regained his vision, he found himself sitting in the last row of an ordinary bus, and he could even feel the endless bumpy feeling of the bus driving on the mountain road.

"Are you awake?" Sitting on the right of Su Qingxing was an old man with white hair. Although he was very old, he looked very energetic. He was wearing a white tai chi suit of good quality, and he was holding a Dragon head crutches.

Su Qingxing's eyes were full of daze, he has been a guide for so long, he has long been used to playing the most common tester.

"It seems that something terrible has happened. You must be careful, child." The old man looked at Su Qingxing with kindness in his eyes, "I have a grandson about the same age as you, but you are more handsome."

"Old man, why are you talking so much nonsense?" In the seat in the front row, a man with a cigarette turned around, his eyes full of anger, "Boy, take the time to introduce yourself, after this moment Son, grandpa, I don't have time to listen to your nonsense."

"Ah...ah..." Su Qingxing turned his eyes, suddenly stretched out his hands, and gestured to the smoking man in a panic, "Ah, ah, ah ah..."

When the gesture was the fastest, Su Qingxing even blushed, looking like he was about to cry.

"I wiped, I actually met a mute!" The man threw the cigarette butt on the bus and stomped on it with his foot. "Not a single one is useful! All his X is a burden!"

Chapter 5 Ghost Bus

At sunset time, a travel bus with a capacity of about fifty people was driving on a bumpy mountain road, surrounded by endless wilderness and low hills. From time to time, crows flew across the sky, leaving desolate sounds.

No lights in the bus, no sound, no talking, no laughter, no

The cry of the baby, coupled with the gloomy weather outside, seemed a bit dead.

No one knows where this bus came from, no one knows where this bus is going.

No one even knew whether the passengers on the bus were alive or dead.

There were many "people" on the bus, but the seats in the last four rows of the bus were very empty. There were only five eccentric passengers who were a little out of tune with the silence. Three people sat in the last row, along with a man and a woman. Sitting in the penultimate row, the demeanor is a little more intimate.

"Okay, don't be angry." Sitting next to the hot-tempered smoking man is a young girl who looks delicate, with a soft tone, with the soft words of Wu Nong from the southern water town, "We have all experienced two horrors. The world is over, and we can deal with any situation.”

Saying that, the girl turned her head and said to Su Qingxing who was sitting behind: "Don't mind, he's just a little angry. My name is Chen Fangfang, his name is Liu Hai, he is a veteran of this 'endless horror world'. You are newcomers, So be careful."

"In such a terrifying world, except for the teammates you knew at the beginning, anyone could be a ghost, and there may be danger of death anywhere, so the best way is to act together."

"You talk too much!" The smoking man named Liu Hai glared at Chen Fangfang, who shrank back slightly in fear, and the relationship between the two did not seem as equal as it seemed on the surface.

Su Qingxing didn't speak, because his role in this world was a quiet mute, so there was no sense of existence or any threatening role, which could facilitate Su Qingxing to better observe all the testers around him.

Su Qingxing introduced his name in strokes, and also learned that the old man sitting on his right was called Chen Xiongbing.

But judging from his appearance, Mr. Chen looked at most sixty or seventy years old, and he felt very calm and spirited.

The last newcomer is a young woman sitting in the middle of the last row, wearing a somewhat transparent white nightdress. At this moment, one hand is grabbing the low collar of her chest, and the other hand is pressing down on the skirt and pulling it down. Nervous and embarrassed.

"Aren't you Xu...Xu...Xu Yun? That singer who appeared on TV before? That innocent little queen?" After looking carefully at the woman in her nightgown, Liu Hai's expression and eyes changed. , like the expression a hungry person would show when they saw a roasted rǔ pig.

"You, you recognized the wrong person." The woman in the nightdress turned her head sideways, not looking at Liu Hai's staring eyes.

"Don't be secretive, big star." Liu Hai pushed Chen Fangfang away from his side, walked directly to Xu Yun's front row, and said with a smile, "You will follow me later, I will definitely let you rest in peace. Get out of here safely..."

"Squeak ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"

"Bang!"

The sudden emergency braking caught the people in the car by surprise. Everyone, including Su Qingxing, hit the back of the seat in front and couldn't help but let out a groan.

In terms of racial characteristics, Su Qingxing can be regarded as a "mage" who can attack and defend, but his physique and reaction ability can also be said to be a mess. The only thing I can do is to immediately support Mr. Chen, who is supported by crutches.