I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"My dictionary." The boy screamed with grief, the big horn might have been disturbed, the shot was missed, the dictionary was not able to hit the back of the cockroach, so he continued to sing the back of the classroom.

"I am going, really recruited." Xiong Yaoyue’s seat is in the second row behind the big horn. She had the opportunity to intercept the cockroach and kill it, but because Xiong Yaoyue has taken care of the ice cream that she has not finished eating. It caused not enough concentration, and even let the cricket pass through the barrier.

"You wait, I can't step on death, you can't." Xiong Yaoyue chased it from behind, and did not forget to protect the remaining half of the ice cream.

The squad leader stared at him and Xiong Yaoyue, who ran to himself one after the other, and his face was not very good-looking.

I am very curious about what the squad leader will react to.

Listening to Shu Zhe, the squad leader had shot and killed the wounded wild boar under the guidance of Uncle Shoulin, and he was facing a rather ferocious animal.

The innate hunter's aura also makes small and medium-sized animals, such as cats and dogs, not close.

But I stumbled upon the fact that the squad leader was afraid of the mouse and the color was limited to black. I don't know what terrible the black mouse is compared to the wild boar.

Is the squad leader similar to the ordinary girl in this respect? If you are afraid of the mouse, will you be afraid of it? She will calmly look at the closer and closer Xiong Yaoyue (and 蟑螂), will it actually be in my heart? Afraid of being terrible, just holding on to the majesty of a class, did not scream out.

The squad leader who is particularly strong on many things, if he is scared and screamed loudly, it will really make me look back on the scene for a long time.

So I looked forward with such a bad heart, and did not run over to help.

Suddenly felt a sinking on both legs.

Xiaoqin was in the chaos of the class. I didn’t know when I sat in my arms. She closed her eyes and screamed around my neck:

"Don't let the bugs come, I am most afraid of bugs."

I was discouraged by her nose.

When I was a child, it wasn’t you who put the beetle, the otter, the lynx, the chafer, and the unicorn into the neck of my neck. What qualifications do you have to say that you are afraid of bugs?

"Get down from me." I ordered, "What to do if you are seen by others."

However, the timing of Xiaoqin’s search was indeed accurate. At this time, everyone’s attention was on the other side. No one found Xiaoqin sitting on my lap.

"Ye Lin, I am really scared, don't let the worm come over." Xiaoqin tightened my neck tighter.

"How come you are afraid of bugs, you used to be the worm terminal, the little boy in the whole complex, there is no such thing as catching bugs."

"It used to be before, now it is now." Xiaoqin’s expression seems to be really scary. "In the girl comics, there are often heroines who are scared by insects and rush to the bridge in the arms of the male protagonist..."

"So you pretend to be afraid of bugs, fluttering into my arms."

"No~ No." Xiaoqin shook his head. "I learned how to be a girl from the girl comics. The first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs, especially those with carapace, turning over a lot of legs... God knows why it wasn’t afraid before, whether it’s a beetle or a beggar, I’m afraid I’m going to die now, it’s true.”

Xiaoqin, who is trembling in my arms, does not seem to lie.

Long-term psychological suggestion, let yourself become afraid of bugs, I am looking forward to hearing the squad leader screaming, I am not looking forward to hearing your screams, you have another reason to pounce in my arms. .

"You come down from my lap first, I am going to clean up the worms."

After I finally got Xiaoqin back to my position, I stood up and just planned to walk towards the back door of the classroom (that is, near the seat of the squad leader), only to find that the squad leader had taken the first step.

The squad leader took out a yellow-green object from the desk. It seemed to be... a tennis ball. She took the tennis ball in her hand and made a preparatory movement similar to that of a baseball player. Then she slammed her arm and the long hair behind her. The high rise, and the tennis ball flew out of her hands with lightning speed.

"Vini, you are hiding." The squad leader warned at the same time.

All the movements are done in one go, but also carefully control the range of motion, so as not to wear the skirt's own light, it is really dripping.

The tennis ball that was originally intended to deal with Rose Sanjie hit the fast-moving smash at supersonic speed, and instantly ended its insignificant life.

The tennis ball looks very old. It is estimated that one of the items that the squad leader collected on weekdays and intends to use the waste will cross the stream. This tennis ball is also a historical mission and can be retired.

The reason why the squad leader warned that Xiong Yaoyue was avoiding it was because the tennis ball was very elastic. After it was smashed, the surface was disgustingly smashed and smashed from the wooden floor of the classroom and shot directly at the nose of Xiong Yaoyue.

"I rely on." Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly fell to the side of the seat, and escaped the "dead croquet" on the occasion of the millennium. The boy sitting in that position was like me, waiting for the squad leader to scream. At the time, he was poked in the trouser pocket by the ice cream in the hands of Xiong Yaoyue, and the ice and pain felt so that he could not help but scream.

The squad leader’s orbit calculation is really accurate. After the tennis ball slammed and bounced, except for the shock of Xiong Yaoyue, there was no more hit on the road. At this time, it has passed the highest point of the parabola. To fall near the front door of the classroom, put this matter to a full stop.

The front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside. The teacher of the class teacher happened to pass by here. He heard the mess in the classroom of the second grade (3) class. He opened the door and wanted to see what happened. He is just in the final orbit of the "dead croquet".

I wiped my disgusting heart. The tennis ball hit the teacher’s mouth without slanting. The corpse’s body was in close contact with the teacher’s lips. The teacher was not a big hit, but he bent over and hit himself. The thing picked up and looked at it, and immediately spit it out, the degree is estimated to be worse than any aunt's morning sickness.

All the classmates suddenly became silent, laughing and not laughing, their eyes focused on the squad leader who cast the tennis.

The squad leader couldn’t do it. He rushed to apologize to the teacher:

"Yu teacher, I..."

"Voice,." Yu continued to vomit.

"I have paper towels here..."

"Voice,."

In the end, Niu Shili and Xiong Yaoyue stood up and, together with the monitor, sent the teacher to the infirmary.

Later, I heard that Chen Yingran was busy in the infirmary to treat two male students to treat knee abrasions, to spit out the stomach, and then to retire, the teacher loved to answer, just let him massage himself. Guan, Guan Yuan, Hegu" three points, said that it can stop vomiting.

You think that the teacher is a person who has passed through the martial arts novels. Modern people who know where the three acupuncture points are.

Not long after, the students from the outside class rumored that the "second grade (3) class squad leader used tennis to beat the teacher", the version is numerous, it is said that because the teacher is too arrogant, even the squad leader takes the lead to bully him; The squad leader wanted to play a classmate in the front row, and the result was accidentally injured by the teacher. There was no mention of cockroaches, because it was too difficult to use the tennis ball to escape the shackles, and they did not believe it.

The vice-principal also specially called the teacher to the office. The first sentence is: "Our educators, the biggest taboo is the female students in the class..."

Even if the teacher was obedient, he couldn’t help but immediately deny: "I didn't do anything. I was wrong. I was wrong when I didn't enter the classroom. I couldn't eat it for the next three days. Now one I saw a tennis broadcast on TV, and I still feel sick."

As if to punish his own mistakes, the squad leader threw away the two remaining tennis **** on the desk. Thanks to Xiao Qin, the squad of the rose group was not allowed to approach the squad leader’s ban. No more.

When I returned the dried books on the window sill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard that she was talking to the big horn about the squad leader.

After listening to their discussions, I realized that the big horn and the squad leader were primary school students, but they were not in a class. Even such a big horn knew the secrets of the squad leader.

"Do you know why the squad leader is afraid of black mice?" The big horn asked us inexplicably.

"Do you know."

"Hey, you Yuhong sister knows, want to listen, if you want to listen, use pistachios to exchange."

"Pistachio is gone." Xiong Yaoyue said, "The figs can't work." She said she took a small bag of figs from the desk.

The big horn took the figs and said, "You are really a foodie. You will see you eating pistachios during class. You will not be in class, why are you not fat?"

Xiong Yaoyue said sincerely: "As long as I do sports, you also do sports, I promise you are not fat."

"That's still a problem." The big horn swayed. "I still continue to fat."

In exchange for a bag of figs, the big horn tells us the story that the squad leader and the black mouse have to say.

I didn't expect Shu Zhe to take up so much space in the story.

The time probably happened when Shu Zhe was 2 years old and Shu Sha was 3 and a half years old.

On that day, their mother heard that the gas pipeline downstairs had leaked, and they worried about going out to see the Shusha, who was already more sensible before leaving, to take care of the younger brother who was sleeping in the bed in the morning.

Because the younger brother slept very well, and the sleeping phase was very honest, Sosha saw the younger brother for a while and went to the kitchen.

She seems to have heard from the TV news that the gas leak is prone to explosion, so she went to the kitchen to smell the nose and smell the gas.

As a result, she went to the kitchen for two minutes. She heard the cry of her brother in the bedroom. She ran back and saw it. She was shocked: there was a black rat lying between her brother’s legs and biting her brother. Jj.

I squirted as soon as I heard it. The taste of this mouse man is too strange. Do you know that Shuzhe will become a pseudonym in the future, so I will bite off this inconvenient thing and save for Shuzhe. How much does it cost to fly to Thailand?

Fortunately, the sister came back in time, Shu Zhe's small jj was saved, but was bitten out of a small wound, and later went to the hospital to play several shots of vaccine.

However, after this incident, the young Shusha blamed her brother's misfortune on her own negligence. Since then, she has taken care of her younger brother and gradually reached the level of love. The black mouse has also had a psychological shadow. I feel that it is A symbol of self-deprecation.