Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

Chapter 248 Feed him shit directly

"Ah? Do you really want to tell a story?"

The female shopkeeper glanced at Huang Mao and accepted his one hundred yuan: "You just need to pay me."

She looked at the old man again: "Tell me about your life."

The burgundy-haired girl laughed and said, "Boss Boss, you are so funny."

Huang Mao pressed his girlfriend's waist, smiled apologetically at the female shopkeeper and the old man, and whispered something that Ren Suo couldn't hear, but a dialog box popped up above his head: "Look, old man It looks like you don’t have much money. The boss lady is doing a good thing, so don’t embarrass me with your nonsense.”

Ren Suo looked at this Huang Mao with some surprise. He didn't expect that this person was actually quite considerate of strangers. He was really a Huang Mao who couldn't be judged by his appearance.

The old man ordered a bowl of Yangchun noodles. The female shopkeeper nodded and said to Huang Mao, "I want to cook noodles for the old man first. You guys wait."

"We came first..."

Huang Mao pressed the burgundy-haired girl's waist again and smiled at the female shopkeeper: "We are not in a hurry, please take your time."

The female shopkeeper drank a free glass of 1% holy water, listened to the old man's life story, and began to extract keywords. The couple was either idle or bored, or their mobile phones were out of battery, so they sat and listened to the old man talking about Gu Zai, and from time to time they made comments in a low voice:

"When Hong Kong was still a rural area? Isn't the old man so old?"

"I've been charged protection fees before."

"If I had been born at my time, I would have made a lot of money speculating in real estate."

The female shopkeeper and the old man ignored them until the old man told the ending of his life:

"... Of my two sons, one joined the association and died, and the other went north. I don't know what is going on now. I went to the street to pick up some cans and plastic bottles, and I can also exchange them for some steamed buns to eat..."

Keyword: "Son."

The old man sighed: "I'm old. When I went to pee at night, I bumped into something and broke my leg. I couldn't scream. It was cold. I fell at home and couldn't crawl. Later..."

"I froze to death."

Keywords: "cold, frozen".

Among monsters and monsters, the stories of monsters do not have a death ending, but there are ghosts, and they still remember it very clearly, and the memory is very clear - so they can control their desire to kill, hide in the city, and wait until late at night to go ghost hunting. With the arrival of , they emerged from the darkness.

The burgundy-haired girl laughed, but she remembered her boyfriend's words and didn't say anything.

However, Huang Mao's expression changed slightly. From his angle, he could see that the old man's lips were a subtle purple color, and the cloudy whites of his eyes suddenly occupied a large area. The old man's hands were also a strange frosty blue color, but the age spots were slightly hidden. He noticed the abnormality in the old man.

But after the old man finished telling his story, his physical abnormalities became more and more obvious. Huang Mao swallowed and wanted to leave, but then the female shopkeeper said:

"Your meal is almost ready."

Ren Suo didn't know why the female shopkeeper said this, but Huang Mao seemed to suddenly feel relieved after hearing this, and took the initiative to change positions with the burgundy-haired girl, so that he could sit on the side closer to the old man.

The burgundy-haired girl felt strange, but didn't think much about it, just leaned against her boyfriend and took out his phone to play.

After adjusting the flavor according to the key words, the female shopkeeper pushed the Yangchun noodles to the old man, and then quickly made a plate of barbecued pork rice - there was already steamed rice in the rice cooker.

Ren Suo thought he would feed them barbecued pork rice directly, but the screen entered the seasoning interface again, which made Ren Suo stunned.

This pair of wild mandarin ducks has no story to tell. How can he season it?

However, now that he entered the seasoning interface, Ren Suo had no other choice, so he randomly selected "Happiness" and "Love", adjusting all the flavors to the strongest, so the female shopkeeper took out two seasoning bottles and poured them out as if they were free of charge. Into two plates of barbecued pork rice.

But Ren Suo wasn’t worried—ordinary people, the protagonist couldn’t beat him.

Unlike other customers, the yellow-haired and burgundy-haired girls looked at the barbecued pork rice suspiciously, then took the spoons and started eating one bite at a time. Then their faces suddenly turned red and they said loudly:

"tasty!"

"It tastes very comfortable to everyone!"

"This taste really... tastes so good!"

"It smells like love."

"Come, let me feed you, um~"

The couple just showed off their dog food, and you started feeding them one bite at a time, which made Ren Suo twitch his lips.

After the old man finished eating the Yangchun noodles, the abnormality on his body disappeared and he became the ordinary old man wearing cotton clothes on a hot day again.

"It's delicious, thank you." The old man took a look in his arms, took out a candy, and said, "This was given to me by a kid nearby, and I didn't want to eat it. I'm not lucky. When I want to eat it, I can't eat it." I can’t taste it anymore, so I’ll leave it to you.”

The female shopkeeper took it and found that it was not candy:

"Chalk wrapped in candy wrapper: If you eat it directly, your health will be +100 and attack +15; it can also be used as a one-time prop in battle, restoring 9999 health points."

The old man left silently, and the couple had almost finished their barbecued pork rice. When they were about to leave, they both froze at the same time.

"What did the boss lady put in the meal? Why do I still feel so good after eating it?"

"I...how can I..."

At this time, "+0.52" appeared on the burgundy-haired girl's head, while "+0.31" and "+1 Awakening" appeared on the yellow-haired girl's head.

Huang Mao immediately sat down with the burgundy-haired girl, and said nervously: "Two more plates of barbecued pork rice, just the same taste as before! I'll give you whatever you want!"

Ren Suo was stunned. At this time, the female shopkeeper shook her head and said, "Each person can only eat that kind of taste once. If you want to eat ordinary barbecued pork rice, that's fine."

"You should leave quickly, other customers will come later. I am a 'ghost' stall here."

The burgundy-haired girl also asked, "I'm full, Liwei, what are you doing..."

Huang Mao pulled his girlfriend over and whispered in her ear: "The food here has further awakened my super power! Don't you feel anything?"

"I just feel quite comfortable."

"Anyway, there are benefits! This is an adventure!"

However, no matter what they said, the female shopkeeper refused and said: "Everyone can only taste the taste of desire once. A person who tastes desire twice in a row will no longer be able to maintain the barriers of reason and become a beast of desire."

"Do you want to tear the girl next to you to pieces here?"

Huang Mao immediately calmed down and said, "Thank you very much."

"You're welcome."

"Should I leave you a gift?" Huang Mao began to rummage through his pockets.

Female shopkeeper: "No, gifts from normal people mean nothing to me. As long as the 'customers' are on the verge of breaking out, the things they leave behind will contain their desires..."

"You guys should leave before the next customer comes."

While the female shopkeeper was discussing, Ren Suo fiddled for a long time and finally found the communication option.

But there is a red note next to this option: "Incorrect communication may lead to customer dissatisfaction, please be careful."

Customers are all monsters who use reason to suppress their desires. It is difficult to find a shop that can provide 'delicious food' to relax the tense nerves. It is easy for words to arouse impulses and lead to fights. Ren Suo can understand, so he I have no intention of communicating with monsters and monsters in person.

But the two people in front of him are normal people. Ren Suo has some questions to ask:

"Are you an awakened person?"

Huang Mao nodded: "Yes."

No wonder this guy was so calm when he noticed that the old man next to him was a ghost.

"Is your girlfriend an awakened person?"

Huang Mao looked at the burgundy-haired girl, who shook her head: "No, I'm not."

"Come and shake hands." Following Ren Suo's words, the female shopkeeper stretched out her wrist. Huang Mao hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand to shake her.

Activate "data flow"!

Just now, Ren Suo has equipped the "Ghost Stall Owner" with a data stream, but this thing requires contact to activate, but fortunately it can be used - the "Data Stream" icon appeared in the upper right corner of the screen. According to the object the female shopkeeper touched, And relevant data pops up.

"Target Type: Primate Hominidae Adult Male"

"Eating Set: Barbecued Pork Rice (Happiness 100, Love 100)"

"Effects obtained after eating: qualification +0.31, awakening spell level +1, body slightly optimized"

"Can I eat the Desire Set Meal again: No"

Unlike Ren Suo's use of data flow in reality, the "data flow" in the game is more concise, but just enough to analyze all the knowledge Ren Suo wants to know——

Normal people, after eating the desire package from the ghost stall, their qualifications will be improved, and if there is an awakening spell, they can be further awakened!

The female shopkeeper shook the hand of the burgundy-haired girl again. The latter did not have the awakening spell level +1, but her qualifications were increased by 0.52, but she could no longer eat the desire meal.

After the couple left, Ren Suo controlled the female shopkeeper to continue accepting customers, but his mind had already flown to other places——

He also wants to eat at the ghost stall!

There are not many opportunities to strengthen yourself without working hard!

But there are many problems: for example, Ren Suo has no way to know the specific date when the ghost stall will open. For example, if he comes to look for the ghost stall, he will most likely encounter monsters, such as...

While Ren Suo was thinking, a dozen more customers came to the ghost stall, and the time in the game was already 3:30 in the morning. In half an hour, today's ghost game will be over.

At this moment, the light of the street lamp in the distance suddenly started to sway.

A young man wearing a suit, red tie, red hat, and holding a big black umbrella slowly approached the ghost stall and sat down.

He glanced at the notice on the ghost stall and smiled.

"I'm sorry, I'm not interested in telling others about my life."

Ren Suo could see that the jade pendant tied in the hand of the female shopkeeper glowed slightly red.

"Originally, I wanted to eat your food directly, but I heard that the food you made is delicious, so give it a try and do your best to please me." The man said, "I am happy with my food, maybe I will Let you die more happily."

Ren Suo still didn't know that this man was the bloodless and tearless 'Demon' - the only kind of monster among demons and monsters who must be chaotic and evil, a terrifying maniac who ignores order.

A demon like this must have committed many crimes and killed countless people. If he were in the mainland, he would be quickly smashed into pieces by the iron fist of socialism (the countermeasure system and the Yangtze and Yellow River troops were established for this purpose), but this Hong Kong is an important import and export port of Xuan Kingdom , the international city does give the devil a chance to hide.

"Is the battle inevitable..."

But even if he had to fight, this man would wait until he finished the meal before killing anyone for various reasons.

And at this time, Ren Suo finally knew what the black seasonings such as "despair," "anger," "incontinence," "bad faith," and "jealousy" were for -

"For such a heinous person, there is no need to talk to him about political ethics, just feed him shit!"

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