My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

Something going downstairs?

Lu Ping shook his head and exited the metaverse.

Suddenly he saw that Zilingjiao had become the size of a newborn, right in front of him!

"Fuck! What's wrong with you, Xiao Zi? How did the yellow pomegranate make you look like this?"

In Lu Ping's opinion, it must be the yellow pomegranate!

Lu Zi's voice sounded: "No, it has nothing to do with Huang Pomegranate. Master, I just awakened a supernatural power, and I can freely control the size of my body."

Huang Shiliu told it specially, but he couldn't tell Lu Ping that Huang Shiliu taught it.

Lu Ping breathed a sigh of relief.

Startled!

I thought it was made by Huang Pomegranate.

But in this way, it is a lot more convenient, and Lu Zi can wrap her arms around her again.

Er. That's right!

Where did the yellow pomegranate go?

Why did that kid take his own ruler?

Thinking of this, Lu Ping had a vague premonition.

He rushed out of the room and ran downstairs.

When he reached the corner of the stairs, Lu Ping saw the scene in the living room, and he immediately felt something was wrong.

At this moment in the living room, Huang Xiaoqi was lying sideways on the sofa watching TV.

Huang Shiliu knelt aside with a miserable face, holding a ruler in both hands

Lu Ping can roughly guess what this unlucky kid wants to do.

The problem is that not everyone can use that thing, and it only takes effect for Lu Ping's disciples and students

Lu Ping adjusted his mood and walked slowly. At this time, he noticed that the pain scale on the ruler had been adjusted to 100.

Good guy, you are really cruel.

The kid didn't even think about it, thankfully he didn't succeed, if it succeeded, if Huang Datou didn't return it ten times with the ruler, it would be called a ghost.

Isn't this killing a thousand enemies and damaging yourself ten thousand?

Why bother?

Sensing Lu Ping's approach, Huang Xiaoqi sat up and said with a smile in her eyes: "Ms. Lu? Can you tell me why you gave her the ruler?"

Lu Ping was a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Pomegranate said he wanted to play with it, I can't be too stingy, right?"

"Oh? Teacher Lu is so generous. She didn't get the deal. If she does, will Teacher Lu pay for the medical expenses?"

Lu Ping said with a sneer: "This thing can't be broken."

"It's not bad, but it hurts." Huang Xiaoqi's eyes were full of smiles.

At this time, Huang Shiliu shouted aggrievedly: "Lu Ping, save me, I don't want to be beaten."

Hehe, I'll save you. Don't want to be beaten?

What were you thinking before you did this?

Lu Ping felt helpless.

And ah, think about yourself, I just told Huang Xiaoqi not to hit the child before, and the child is acting like a demon with his backhand

At this time, Huang Xiaoqi smiled and said: "Teacher Lu, originally, if it was normal, I would just teach this child a lesson, but today we both have our words first, to convince others with reasoning, right? Teacher Lu, leave it to you You won't let me down, will you?"

Huang Xiaoqi wanted to see how Lu Ping reasoned with Huang Shiliu.

Lu Ping took a deep breath, walked up to Huang Shiliu, and scolded, "Do you know what's wrong?"

In his opinion, as long as Huang Shiliu admits his mistake and he is helping to intercede, there is no problem.

But the problem is, although Huang Pomegranate, who was kneeling on the ground, was pitiful, when she heard this question, she stiffened her neck and said, "I'm not wrong!"

Lu Ping: "."

What behavior is this?

Why not admit your mistake? It's okay to dress up!

Lu Ping gritted his teeth and said, "Are you right? You are going to hit your sister with a ruler, are you right?"

"Of course I'm right, she hit me so many times, I just want to hit her, what's wrong with me?" Huang Shiliu argued.

This kid is really stubborn! But there is a little truth to what he said.

Yeah, why was she the only one who was beaten?

Lu Ping patiently persuaded, "Isn't it because you were disobedient that your sister hit you?"

"Why should I be obedient?"

Uh. This question is really a century-old problem.

Yes, why should children be obedient?

Is it because all the behaviors that children are stopped by their parents are wrong?

That is definitely unrealistic. There must be something wrong with the child's behavior, but it is certainly not all wrong.

Lu Ping thought for a while, and could only say, "Your sister is doing it for your own good."

Huang Shiliu glanced at him sideways, and said with a sneer, "Hehe!"

Obviously, she didn't think so at all.

At this time, Huang Xiaoqi also interjected: "What you said has some truth, but, I am not all for her benefit, some are caused by my desire to control."

Good guy, you can really face up to your own mistakes.

But it's better than forcing children to do what they like under the guise of being good for you. Although she did the same, at least she didn't ask Huang Shiliu to thank her.

Lu Ping turned around and said with a smile: "Then why don't you apologize to Shiliu first?"

In his opinion, if Huang Xiaoqi is willing to give in, maybe Huang Shiliu's personality can be softened a bit.

It's a pity that Huang Xiaoqi cast a disdainful glance at Huang Shiliu, curled her lips and said, "Apologize to her? Dreaming!"

"You saw it! She has always been like this!" Huang Shiliu screamed.

Lu Ping thought about it and decided to put aside the past.

Otherwise, the two of them probably wouldn't be able to tell each other apart.

Lu Ping looked at Huang Shiliu and said seriously: "Pomeliu, I know, you have been wronged."

Lu Ping is very clear that every child has his own thoughts, and in the process of being stopped and punished, there must be times when he feels wronged.

In a word, Huang Pomegranate's eyes instantly turned red.

Since she was a child, no one has ever said such things to her, and sometimes a word can go straight to her heart.

Lu Ping smiled and said: "However, no matter what you want to do or don't want to do, we don't say right or wrong, but you have to think about whether what you do will cause trouble to others, whether it will cause harm to others , if it must cause distress and harm, is there a reasonable enough reason?"

In fact, for Huang Shiliu, no one has ever taught her to think about some problems.

Huang Xiaoqi, who was behind Lu Ping, looked at the back of Lu Ping's patient persuasion, and smiled slightly.

Confusion loomed in Huang Shiliu's eyes, this was a question she had never considered.

She does what she wants and does according to her own will.

Of course, in the collision of wills with Huang Xiaoqi, if there is a conflict, it will cause her to suffer.

Lu Ping said: "Think about it, if you hit your sister with a ruler today, would you have hurt her?"

Huang Pomegranate nodded.

Lu Ping continued: "Then did your sister violate your rights today?"

"Not today. But before"

Huang Pomegranate was still not convinced.

Lu Ping guessed what she was going to say, interrupted her, and said with a smile: "So, our pomegranates have enough reasons, right?"

"En!" Seeing that Lu Ping seemed to support her, Huang Shiliu nodded vigorously.

Lu Ping looked back at Huang Xiaoqi, and said, "So, it's not wrong for Pomegranate to hit you today!"

Huang Xiaoqi frowned! Co-authoring is my problem?

Lu Ping looked at her. Seriously said: "It's always wrong to always do it."

"That's right! It hurt to hit me before!" Huang Shiliu found that she seemed to have the upper hand, and was very happy!

Huang Xiaoqi sneered and said, "Did the co-authored reasoning come to me?"

Lu Ping spread his hands and said, "There's no way, since it's reasonable, whoever has the reason has to stand? So, Shiliu's behavior today can be forgiven!"

Having said that, he looked back at Huang Shiliu, and said with a serious face: "You can be forgiven for doing it today. I think your sister can understand that you don't have to beat you up! But the past will end here, and you have to write it off! And you need Promise me that in the future, you must carefully consider whether you will cause trouble and harm to others, and if you must do it, whether there is a sufficient reason."

Bear children, in essence, just don't know how to think about others, and act illogically.

And now Lu Ping just hopes that Huang Pomegranate can change a little bit.

Huang Shiliu hesitated for a moment, and said: "Okay, I promise you, but my sister can't hit me!"

Lu Ping turned his head to look at Huang Xiaoqi.

Huang Xiaoqi pondered for a moment, nodded and smiled, "Okay! I won't hit you today! But you can remember your promise."

While speaking, Huang Shiliu's body relaxed.

She jumped up in an instant, slapped Lu Ping on the shoulder, and said with a triumphant smile: "Look, I'll tell you that my sister can hear you! I'm leaving!"

"Wait!" Lu Ping stopped her and said with a smile, "Give me back the ruler."

Huang Shiliu looked at him with a troubled face, and said in disbelief: "I haven't finished playing yet!"

She intends to go back and try to beat herself, why Lu Ping works well but she doesn't.

Lu Ping stretched out his hand to grab it, and Huang Pomegranate suddenly felt an irresistible force.

Immediately afterwards, the white jade ruler flew out of his hand.

Her eyes were full of shock.

Can take things away from her. Except for Huang Xiaoqi, she has never met anyone else.

The ruler flew into Lu Ping's palm.

Lu Ping smiled and said: "It was wrong just now. I am the owner of the ruler. If I want it, you will naturally give it to me. Otherwise, do you want to borrow it for a hundred years? It's no fun to be a rascal."

"Okay." Huang Shiliu was a little dejected.

Lu Ping knows that some things cannot be changed overnight.

It takes time to sublime.

Huang Shiliu turned and left.

In the living room, only Lu Ping and Huang Xiaoqi were left.

Huang Xiaoqi smiled and said: "As Teacher Lu said, convince people with reasoning, even I will be convinced."

Lu Ping looked at her seriously: "Otherwise, parents have a great responsibility for how a child grows up. I don't know if Huang Shiliu has always been by your side. If she has always been, her behavior pattern is probably It has something to do with your influence. So even if she made a mistake, it's not just her responsibility, you are also responsible. "

It's fine if you don't care about it. Now that it's in charge, Lu Ping will simply let it go.

He's the kind of guy who either doesn't do it, or if he does, tries to do it well.

If Huang Pomegranate really wants to change, Huang Xiaoqi must also cooperate.

Huang Xiaoqi did not refute.

It can even be said that she herself understands this truth.

It's just that, in the growth of the Phoenix family, there is often little interference from outside forces. Whether they are arrogant, domineering, ignorant, or overdoing things, they will eventually grow and mature after a long life.

Perhaps this time is a hundred years, a thousand years, or ten thousand years.

But for Huang Xiaoqi's group, this time is not long.

Even if some people have not changed, but as long as the ethnic group is not involved, no one is willing to be troublesome.

Speaking of Huang Pomegranate, Huang Xiaoqi is too lazy to educate, but as she said, when the desire for control is at work, the two have conflicts. Huang Xiaoqi often chooses the simplest and most effective method-fist.

Lu Ping continued: "This time at least Huang Shiliu made her own promise. The next time she makes a mistake, she will have a code of conduct. Reasonable reasoning can also make sense, so it won't be confusing."

"I'm curious, what if Huang Shiliu makes another mistake?" Huang Xiaoqi looked at Lu Ping with interest.

Lu Ping said seriously: "Be reasonable!"

"What about breaking the law after telling the truth?"

"Talk again!"

"Do you never change after repeated teaching?"

Lu Ping laughed and said, "Fifty pain point ruler!"

"Hahaha!" Huang Xiaoqi laughed: "The ultimate goal of co-authoring reasoning is to do it."

Lu Ping said helplessly: "At least we've tried our best, haven't we? It's too inhumane to fight if we can't come up. It's not advisable to punish without teaching."

"I think so."

Looking at Lu Ping, Huang Xiaoqi secretly laughed in her heart: "My husband is really interesting, he's not a piece of shit. Brother-in-law takes care of my sister-in-law, it's just right."

That's it, there are pros and cons to everything.

Violence is sometimes a simple and effective means of solving problems.

The truth doesn't make sense all the time.

At Lin Yueyin's home, Lu Ping taught Cui Mengyao a class.

Cui Mengyao listened carefully, and Lu Ping spoke carefully.

And today is the first day that Cui Mengyao is going to refine the elixir.

Of course, just make some simple mortal pills.

Lin Yueyin has prepared an alchemy furnace for Cui Mengyao, a low-grade magic weapon, and some common medicinal materials.

Lu Ping was actually a little apprehensive. Although he taught Cui Mengyao a lot of courses, when it comes to pharmaceuticals, his level is not much different from Cui Mengyao's.

All with zero experience.

"Today is our first time refining elixir, don't be afraid of failure, failure is the process of continuously increasing your experience."

Lu Ping encouraged Cui Mengyao with a smile.

Although he has never practiced alchemy, he also knows that this thing is not simple.

"The elixir we are refining today is Niuhuang Dali Pill, which belongs to the ordinary elixir. It is mainly for tempering your control over your true energy and fire temperature."

Lu Ping said.

He wasn't nervous either.

Ordinary medicinal materials are not worth much to a cultivator unless the age limit is particularly high.

These medicinal materials are basically only used by some low-level alchemists to practice their hands.

"Put in bezoar, ginseng, wolfberry. Inject water."

"Use fire-type spiritual power to activate the alchemy furnace, and wood-type spiritual power to pour into the alchemy furnace."

Lu Ping was on the side, using his rich theoretical knowledge to conduct the command.

He observed carefully and continuously sensed through his spiritual consciousness.

"Wood-type spiritual power is reduced!"

"Heating up!"

"Maintain a constant temperature!"

"Infuse spiritual power again."

"Slowly reduce the firepower and withdraw the spiritual power"

After a lot of tossing, Lin Yueyin, Cui Mengyao, and Lu Ping stared at the alchemy furnace together.

Lu Ping stepped forward and opened the alchemy furnace.

Immediately, a medicinal fragrance gushed out, and three green pills suddenly appeared in the center of the pill furnace.

Lu Ping reached out and took out the elixir, put it in front of his nose and smelled it, and murmured: "It has a slight fragrance, and the elixir is green, it should be a success!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a reminder.

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host's disciple Cui Mengyao for successfully refining the common elixir Niuhuang Dali Wan, and the host got three Dali Wan."

"Dali Pill: Strength +1 after taking it, each person is limited to 100 pills"

Forehead.

This thing seems useless.

wrong!

Lu Ping suddenly thought of the key to the problem.

Although the Niuhuang Dali Pill is called a Dali Pill, it is still a kind of tonic in essence. After taking it, it will not really increase the strength.

It's just because of the replenishment of the body that the user feels powerful all over.

Hence the name Niuhuang Dali Wan.

But the Dali pill given by the system is strength +1.

Although it is obvious that it is not a great thing, but this elixir has already surpassed the category of ordinary elixirs, and can strengthen the body in essence.

Most importantly, Cui Mengyao refined three mortal pills.

And he also obtained three enhanced versions of Dali Pills.

So does it mean that Cui Mengyao will benefit from alchemy in the future?

Thinking of this episode, Lu Ping's eyes were full of excitement.

"Meng Yao, recover your true energy, let's do it again later!"

Lu Ping said seriously.

Cui Mengyao was stunned: "Teacher, didn't you say that you will practice once today to find out how to feel familiar? This potion of elixir should take at least half an hour. If you do it again, you won't be able to practice kendo."

Lu Ping said seriously: "The teacher will give you an extra 40 minutes for free today, and there are a lot of exercises we should do!"

"Okay!" Cui Mengyao immediately agreed. The happiest time for her every day is when Lu Ping comes to make up lessons at home.

Looking at the innocent and happy smile on her daughter's face.

Lin Yueyin secretly sighed in her heart.

My daughter is the happiest only when facing Lu Ping.

Cui Mengyao's words from last time sounded in her heart again.

She knew very well that her daughter wanted a father, and that person was Lu Ping. Seeing Lu Ping and Cui Mengyao chatting together, Lin Yueyin fell into deep thought.

Soon, Cui Mengyao regained her true energy.

The two refined a furnace of elixir again.

Only this time, Cui Mengyao failed in alchemy.

After all, he was only a child, and it was his first alchemy, and he was already very talented after being successful.

As for the failure of the second furnace, it is also normal.

Seeing the failure of alchemy, Cui Mengyao was a little depressed, but Lu Ping immediately comforted him: "Don't be sad, you are already very good to succeed!"

Cui Mengyao raised her head and said, "Really?"

"Of course it is true. Many people do not necessarily succeed in alchemy."

Lu Ping still focuses on encouragement,

Cui Mengyao asked curiously: "Then teacher, how many times did you succeed in alchemy?"

Lu Ping: "Teacher, of course I succeeded in a few times. Come and practice swordsmanship. It won't be long before your swordsmanship will reach the standard!"

Lu Ping changed the subject.

At the end of the lecture, Lu Ping bid farewell, and Lin Yueyin went out to see him off.

"Ms. Lu, do you have time tomorrow night? Let's have a meal together. You have worked hard during this time, and our mother and daughter would like to express our gratitude to you!" Lin Yueyin sent an invitation to Lu Ping.

Lu Ping shook his head and said, "No, I still have to practice, so I don't have to eat."

Lin Yueyin sighed secretly, she had seen it in the teahouse last time.

Lu Ping didn't seem to have much interest in himself.

As a beautiful woman, this is actually somewhat unacceptable to her.

After all, many of the men around her have expressed affection for her.

And she knows very well that even if these guys don't want to be responsible to her, they will never refuse if they want to go to bed for fun.

But Lu Ping really didn't seem to have any thoughts about her.

This is true no matter how you look at it.

Seeing Lu Ping Yujian flying away, Lin Yueyin narrowed her eyes slightly.

"I remember one of his classmates broke the news last time that he is gay. Could it be true?"