My Senior Brother is Too Steady

"So that's what happened..."

On the vast mist of the East China Sea, Li Changshou and Jiu Jiu explained in detail about the tree spirits.

Jiujiu looked at the magic weapon with soul in Li Changshou's hand, flattened his mouth, and sighed: "Senior Sister Jiang Yu is also in a rough situation. In the final analysis, Senior Brother Qi Yuan is a little too motivated.

This matter should come to light! "

Jiujiu casually grabbed the gourd hanging next to his slim waist, raised his head and took a couple of sips, and then let out a "ha" sound at the end with satisfaction...

"belch!"

Li Changshou was sitting behind, enjoying watching.

Just drink if you want, and you have to find a reason for yourself.

Because the junior uncle's sitting posture was a bit casual, it was inconvenient for Li Changshou to stare, but occasionally... ahem, he would look at the blue sky and white clouds!

Li Changshou said: "Uncle Wangqing Master has now become a Golden Immortal, and he will be immortal from now on."

"What's so good about being immortal," Jiu Jiu curled his lips, "Every Qi practitioner is pursuing this, and they don't even think about immortality... just in case, just in case...

Eh? How do you say that?

Anyway, for me, if one day I drink all the wine, but I still have to live forever, it will be so painful. "

Li Changshou said with a smile: "Uncle Master, I think he wants to say that he will lose his heart and his nature."

"Yes, yes," Jiujiu immediately gave Li Changshou a thumbs up, "Little Changshou knows a lot!"

"Uncle Master, everything has two sides. Losing one's mind is also a state of cultivating the Tao."

Li Changshou said warmly:

“The higher the realm, the closer we are to the great road.

In the past, the ancestors of the Taoist sect aligned with the way of heaven in order to embark on the journey of spiritual practice.

But Uncle Master, you are right to say that. If you lose your temperament, preferences, or even your pursuit of Tao after immortality, then your immortality will really be in vain. "

"Longevity, you are different."

Jiujiu moved back, slid down from the front of the gourd, and landed on the gourd's slim waist;

She put her hands behind her back, crossed her legs, raised her head, and met Li Changshou, who was sitting on the back half of the gourd.

Jiujiu suddenly laughed, and Li Changshou blinked, wondering what happened to his uncle.

"Xiao Changshou, you are the funniest and funniest person I have ever seen!"

Li Changshou:...

Is this a compliment? This should be a compliment!

If you were calling yourself a joke, you should use other words, right?

Li Changshou smiled and said nothing, took out an alchemy sutra he had compiled recently, and said: "Uncle, please control the direction and rush to the underworld. Disciple will practice first."

"Really, I just complimented you, it's boring!"

Jiujiu snorted, but didn't say much. After all, she was the one who offered to go to the underworld together.

Is she going out for a walk?

I'm not worried about Xiao Changshou's cultivation as a Gang Yuan Immortal. How can he just wander into such a vicious place like the underworld?

Uncle Jiujiu drank some more wine and drove the gourd at high speed, heading straight for the underworld.

So, a few days later...

…

"Niu, is the Poseidon really as mysterious as you say?"

To the east of Fengdu City, on the top of two parallel mountains, a fire was set up next to the cliff. Two strong men with similar looks, wearing shady official uniforms, squatted here and chatted.

"Ma, why did I lie to you? Is there any benefit?

Who told you to practice in seclusion like a human qi practitioner some time ago? Do you use seclusion? You are a witch, you bastard!

If you hadn't gone into retreat and come with me then, you could have seen it yourself!

That scene, my dear, there were huge crowds of people, flags fluttering, gongs and drums roaring, it was so powerful! "

One witch cursed casually, and the other witch laughed twice and said regrets.

The 'horse''s eyes suddenly lit up, and it raised its long chin towards the path not far down the mountain.

"Eh? Is that the bloodline of our Witch Clan?

Niu, look over there, on that big gourd, the human girl sitting in front of her, is she a witch? "

"She should be a descendant of our Witch Clan, but her bloodline has strengthened her body, how come her chest muscles have been strengthened?

How can you fight with someone? "

"The strength should still be there."

The two guys looked at each other, then shrugged and laughed.

But smiling, the 'cow' suddenly became energetic, saw another person sitting behind the big gourd, and hurriedly shouted:

"Did you see that man behind? That's Poseidon's lover! The reason why we can talk to Poseidon is all because of his recommendation!"

"Poseidon's male's female?"

"male!"

"My dear, these human races are really rotten... Hehehe, but I like them."

"Bah, I made a mistake, that is Poseidon's good friend! Not a sweetheart!"

'Niu' immediately stood up, took out his hood, and Ma Liu put it on himself.

"Hurry down and prepare to receive the reception. This is a good opportunity for us to help those guys on the ground!"

The two war witches who had lost blood in the ancient battle were busy for a while, and then they turned into the underworld's seducers, bull-headed and horse-faced.

The bull-headed horse-faced man waited on the cliff for a while. When the big gourd flew in front of the "line of sky", it was stopped by the underworld;

Niutou said hello, and two figures jumped down from the cliff!

Below, Jiujiu put away his precious gourd and followed Li Changshou;

Li Changshou was taking out a treasure bag and handed it to the Yincai general here with a smile.

Today's Yin Chai general also seemed to have a loss of appetite and poor excretion. He had a dark face. He took the treasure bag in his hand, glanced at Jiu Jiu, and hummed:

"Behave when you enter Fengdu City. This is not a place where you human beings can run wild!"

Jiujiu rolled his eyes but didn't say anything.

At this moment, two black shadows fell from high in the sky, and all the restrictions above the sky shone with light, but they did not hinder the two figures...

"stop!"

"Hey! What are you doing!"

Hearing two shouts, a big foot flew from the side and kicked the shady general away. The treasure bag was thrown two feet high and was held firmly by the bull's head.

Niutou glared at the sinister general who was kicked hundreds of feet away, and cursed:

"Blinded your eyes! This is our distinguished guest from the underworld! Moo!"

Ma Mian on the side immediately moved forward and made a decent bow to Li Changshou and Jiu Jiu. There was a gentle smile on Ma Mian's unexpectedly handsome face.

"You two, many of my subordinates have offended, offended, offended... eh."

Jiu Jiu was standing in front of Li Changshou at this time, protecting Li Changshou behind him, and said in a voice: "Be careful, this underworld is too weird."

Li Changshou:...

They can't be beaten to death with a stick. The most abnormal ones are the two hooded men in front of them.

At that moment, Niutou chuckled and came closer;

The horse-faced man stood aside somewhat reservedly, with a stone comb in his hand, quietly combing his brown mane.

Niutou ignored Jiujiu and smiled at Li Changshou:

"Longevity, see you again!

This time I came to the underworld, but did Poseidon have any instructions? "

"Uncle Master, let me do it."

Li Changshou said something in Jiujiu's ear, then walked forward and bowed to Niu Tou.

After a few greetings, Li Changshou explained his purpose of coming, saying that he was here to send his relatives and friends to reincarnation.

Niutou smiled and said: "This is easy to handle. It just so happens that we two brothers are not busy. It is our duty to send souls to reincarnate, so we will accompany fellow Taoists on this trip!"

please! this way please! When you arrive in the underworld, you don’t need to be restrained. They are all members of your own family, just like you are at your own home! "

"Thank you, Senior Niutou," Li Changshou agreed with a smile.

Jiujiu couldn't help but put a hand on his forehead, and couldn't bear to look directly at him.

Niutou summoned a comfortable open-top oxcart, and asked Li Changshou and Jiujiu to sit on it, while he and Ma Mian accompanied him;

They ordered a team of undercover escorts to escort them, and headed towards Fengdu City unhurriedly...

The old ox pulling the cart was not an ordinary spiritual beast. He was riding on the black clouds, and his flight was not slow.

In Li Changshou's opinion, this pair of seducers from the underworld are also quite interesting.

In terms of character, the bull's head is rough and the horse's face is delicate.

Niutou got on the bullock cart and sat cross-legged, chatting casually with Li Changshou.

Ma Mian moved a stool and sat behind the bullock cart. He also prepared a blanket for Jiu Jiu, a female Qi practitioner in a short skirt, to put on her legs.

When Niu Tou ran out of words, Ma Mian began to talk eloquently, chatting with Li Changshou about life, art, and the great rivers and mountains in the Netherworld to prevent the atmosphere from becoming awkward.

Jiujiu, who was sitting behind Li Changshou, couldn't help but mutter:

"Xiao Changshou, are they the acquaintances from the underworld you mentioned?"

Li Changshou thought of the five hundred female ghosts and replied in a voice:

"The friendship is barely good. They want something from another friend of mine, so they please us a little.

In fact, these two are war witches from the witch clan who follow the great virtue Houtu. They are very powerful and have the vocation of heaven, so they are worth making friends with. "

Hearing this, Jiujiu's expression suddenly became...unspeakable.

Li Changshou soon discovered that the Bull-Head-Horse-Mian may not have a high priesthood, but their status within the Wu Clan should be of no small importance...

With the two of them personally accompanying them, the journey was smooth.

When they entered the majestic and gloomy Fengdu City, the gangsters saluted them and couldn't help but look at them secretly;

The humans and monsters who came to Fengdu City for business were all curious to observe this business;

The numerous ghost cultivators and ghost cultivators in Fengdu City also looked in awe at this time.

Sometimes, all you need to win is a bullock cart.

The ox cart swayed gently and slowly, directly arriving at the forbidden area of ​​Fengdu City - the central area of ​​​​the city.

After passing several large formations, we finally saw the true appearance of this place.

Ten majestic halls are suspended in the air. The halls are connected by dark chains several feet in diameter, forming a certain formation.

Under these ten halls, in the middle of Fengdu City, is a bottomless circular pit with a diameter of dozens of miles;

There is another fairy island suspended above the circular pit, with a huge disk wrapped in rays of light standing on it.

The bottom of the pit is full of blood mist, and it seems that there is an endless abyss below, and the miserable howls of countless souls are constantly heard from within...

This is the Hall of Yama, the Land of Reincarnation, and the Eighteen Levels of Purgatory.

There are many figures flying everywhere in the Yama Hall, and all the ghosts fly down and up, sending each ghost to the place where it should go...

Li Changshou and the others first went to the Palace of Yama above, instead of walking into the main hall, they hid in the corner...

Reincarnation also has to be divided into steps. With the bull's head and horse's face here, these steps can naturally be saved.

Ma Mian directly invited a judge to come;

This judge's status in the Underworld's Yin Division was somewhat higher than that of the Bull-Headed Horse-Mian, but after seeing the Bull-Headed Horse-Mian, he was quite respectful.

Li Changshou carefully identified that this judge had been to the Poseidon Sect's grand ceremony last time...

Niu Tou rubbed his big hands and asked with a smile: "Longevity, where is our uncle?"

"Here," Li Changshou took out the porcelain bottle and released the soul of the tree spirit. The soul of the little tree spirit curled up into a ball in Li Changshou's palm.

The judge took out an iron pen and an ancient book - these were the projections of the book of life and death and the judge's pen, the most precious treasures of heaven, which could only be used by the judges, big and small, in the Hall of Hell.

In Li Changshou's understanding, the Book of Life and Death and the Judge's Pen are actually a 'system' rather than two simple treasures.

The judge touched the little tree's soul with a stylus, and lines of writing appeared on the book of life and death.

Later, the judge patiently explained:

"There are no sins in this life. I did good deeds in my previous life, and my merits are greater than my karma. I should enter the human realm in my next life, but my life will be a little bumpy.

Do you need to make any changes here? "

Li Changshou said hurriedly: "If it's convenient."

"Okay, then I'll try my best to help her adjust her fate."

The judge thought about it and wrote two sentences.

Although you cannot change the existing handwriting on the book of life and death, you can write a sentence at the end, "Every misfortune will turn into good luck, and you will meet noble people on the road ahead." This is equivalent to changing your life.

Niutou asked: "What else can be done here? Let our uncle do it all!"

"You can also determine the family you were born in," the judge said with a smile. "Although it will cost some merit, we are not outsiders, and this person is not a villain. It can be modified slightly."

"Do it!" Niutou waved his big hand, and the judge immediately started writing.

Although according to the rules, Li Changshou and Jiu Jiu are not allowed to look at the Book of Life and Death, they can occasionally glance aside and accidentally see...

Soon, the master's reincarnation package was completed.

The judge also explained: "The Book of Life and Death probably only has an effect on mortals. Once you start practicing and embark on the path of immortality, the Book of Life and Death's constraints on your destiny will be weakened by most."

Li Changshou thanked the judge and gave him a generous gift that he had prepared; the judge looked at the cow head and horse face and accepted it with a smile.

After confirming the soul's next life and getting the reincarnation quota, Niutou Mamian took Li Changshou and Jiu Jiu out of the Yama Palace.

They took a detour from a side road and landed on the fairy island on the deep pit.

This fairy island is very special. As soon as I landed here, the lights and shadows in front of my eyes were spinning, the universe was chaotic and upside down, and the surrounding scenery suddenly changed...

There is a small world hidden here!

A huge colorful disk was erected at the end of this small world...

Many underworld agents are busy everywhere, escorting human-shaped souls to the Wangxiang Terrace, looking at the Sansheng Stone, then going to the Naihe Bridge, taking a sip of Mengpo soup, and sending them into reincarnation.

This is the reincarnation of the program.

There are also countless true spirits floating everywhere, such as fireflies on a summer night. From time to time, they will be pulled by the Six Paths of Reincarnation and float towards the Six Paths of Reincarnation...

This is true spirit reincarnation, which is quite different from soul reincarnation.

Niutou and Mamian led the two of them directly to jump in line and went straight to the Wangxiang Platform. A group of ghosts quickly gave way.

Most of those souls were in a daze and had little chance to express their opinions.

A beam of light yellow light flew out from the gazebo, enveloping the soul of the tree.

The figure of the tree spirit slowly dissipated, transformed into the original form of the true spirit, and then condensed into a beautiful woman wearing a skirt...

Her eyes were filled with confusion. She glanced at the viewing platform, and all she saw was an old tree that was about to die and had reached the end of its life.

Then, the woman was pulled by a beam of light and flew to the Sansheng Stone on the side. She stood quietly on the Sansheng Stone for a while and saw her past life and the previous life...

Not long after, the woman's eyes filled with tears, she turned to look at Li Changshou and Jiu Jiu, and whispered:

"Thank you...thank you...

Junior Sister Jiu, and longevity... thank you..."

She must have seen Li Changshou and learned Li Changshou's name in the tree spirit's life.

Li Changshou made a bow, Jiujiu grinned at Wan Jiangyu, but secretly wiped the corners of his eyes.

The wind got into my eyes, so I shed tears.

The bull-headed horse stepped forward together, saying hello: "It's getting late, go and be reincarnated early, don't let down the kindness of your relatives and friends."

Wan Jiangyu bowed to Li Changshou again, and was escorted to the left and right by bull-headed and horse-faced people, and was sent to Naihe Bridge.

After walking across the Naihe Bridge, in front of Po Meng, Po Meng scooped out a bowl of soup.

Niutou muttered a few words forward, and Po Meng shook her hand, and most of the soup in her hand spilled out and fell back into the barrel, leaving Wanjiang Yu to drink only half of it...

When Wan Jiangyu's figure was wrapped in the light emitted by the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk and quickly disappeared, Li Changshou finally let go of one thing on his mind.

Next, go to the reincarnation place of Uncle Yu in Wanjiang and arrange for a paper Taoist to guard it...

Um?

Li Changshou turned around and saw Jiu Jiu tilting his head, leaning gently on his shoulder, and letting out a sigh full of emotion.