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On the second day after Lu Ya, the ancient prince of the Demon Court, issued a petition to the heavens, at the five heavenly gates of the heavens, the heavenly soldiers and generals were waiting in full formation, and there was an atmosphere of tension everywhere.

The storm is about to come and the wind is filling the building.

The heavenly soldiers are arrayed, the heavenly generals are sharpening their swords, and many civil servants in heaven are coming and going on clouds;

The fairies in the Yaochi also gathered together to guard the surroundings of the Yaochi, and sent people to notify the Tongming Palace. Although they were not in the battle sequence of the Heavenly Court, they could rush to help at any time.

For a time, there was a trembling sound in the sky and on the ground, and there was a strong possibility of war starting tomorrow.

In the Tongming Hall, dozens of heavenly gods gathered together and set up a round table in the middle of the hall.

There are eight thrones standing next to the round table, with four rows of seats lined up on both sides. All the gods and gods are standing in front of the seats, waiting for the arrival of a righteous god.

When the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother descended to earth to experience calamity, it stands to reason that this was the time when the immortals were leaderless;

Moreover, the group of monsters is so powerful that the remaining masters of the ancient monster clan gathered at the border of Beizhou. Their power is terrifying to watch.

Regardless of the strength of both sides and the number of masters alone, the Demon Clan is indeed crushing Heaven at this time.

But these gods and gods did not panic, and even...

When I think about all the things that happened in Heaven before, I still want to laugh a little now.

A heavenly general at the door whispered: "Lord Water God is here!"

The immortals and gods immediately stopped whispering, and Duke Dongmu, who was sitting on the main seat, immediately stood up and walked towards the palace door.

Outside the door, an old immortal with white robes, white hair and a whisker came riding on white clouds. Li Changshou was naturally in a state of fishing.

As soon as he entered the Tongming Hall, the group of heavenly gods immediately gathered forward and surrounded him three floors inside and three floors outside, making Dongmu Gong a little bit dumbfounded.

Duke Dongmu shouted: "Water God, you are finally here!"

"These monsters are so fierce that they can bite people!"

"Lord Water God? When will we raise an army to fight against the demon?"

"Everyone, please don't worry," Li Changshou raised his hand and pressed down, and the immortals and gods immediately became quiet.

Li Changshou smiled and said:

"You are all important officials in Heaven. His Majesty the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are not in Heaven at this time. We must not panic.

Nowadays, the Heavenly Court has just begun to improve, and everything is taking off. The hundreds of thousands of new Heavenly Soldiers have not yet been trained, and the dozens of new Heavenly Generals have not yet learned the art of military planning.

The ancient Prince of the Demon Court had his sights set on the Shangxu within our Heavenly Court, so he acted so unscrupulously and blatantly defied the destiny of heaven.

If we organize our army to fight against the demons right now, wouldn’t we be doing what the demon clan wants? "

Half of the immortals and gods looked thoughtful, and half looked puzzled.

The righteous god in charge of the Thunder Punishment Palace asked: "Water God, now the demon clan has openly rebelled against heaven. Although our heaven is not yet powerful at this time, we have the power to suppress the demon clan.

If the demon clan rebels and does not send troops, where is the power of God? How can the righteous way of heaven and earth be maintained? "

"That's wrong."

Li Changshou said warmly: "Although the Heavenly Court can now suppress the demon clan, and there are many factions in the demon clan, the demon kings are not in harmony, and it is difficult to stay united, but if the demon clan is suppressed at this time, how much damage will the heavenly soldiers and generals suffer?"

As he spoke, Li Changshou stepped forward.

All the immortals followed step by step, listening carefully for fear of missing even a word.

Li Changshou said: "If we send out troops immediately, considering that the demon clan is just a rabble, what will happen to the casualties of the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals?

If our heavenly soldiers suffer too many casualties, even if we successfully suppress the demon on the border of Beizhou, the strength of heaven will be clearly revealed between heaven and earth.

Everyone, in today's world, the human race is the protagonist, and the demon race is nothing more than the defeated dogs of ancient times.

If you can't suppress the demon clan with the power of thunder, it will be of no use to the power of heaven, nor to the righteousness of heaven and earth. It will only make the immortals in Central China laugh at you.

What's more, if the ancient demons of the demon clan take action, we will suffer a defeat...

The power of God is gone! "

When the dozens of immortals and gods in the Tongming Hall heard this, they all nodded in agreement.

The water god is right.

When Heaven sends troops, it's not just about winning, it's also about winning beautifully. It must be a complete victory to be considered majestic.

The righteous god in charge of the Thunder Punishment Palace raised his hands and said: "The little god is reckless and not thinking well. Please punish the water god."

Li Changshou smiled and said: "It's all for the sake of heaven, and you and I are ministers in the same palace, so why should we punish you?"

Duke Dongmu sighed at the side:

"Speaking of a thousand words, after all, our current strength in Heaven is not enough to deter such a young man.

Everyone, take your seats!

Before His Majesty the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother came down to earth to endure the calamity, they entrusted the affairs of heaven to me and the Water God. Today we are calling you all to discuss how to deal with the demon clan's attack. "

At that moment, Duke Dongmu made an invitation gesture, and all the immortals and gods in the hall took their seats.

At the round table in the middle, Dongmu Gong and Li Changshou sat at the main seats, accompanied by the marshal guarding the Five Directions Tianmen, but there was an empty seat.

Duke Dongmu looked at the empty seat and said, "Water God, why don't we invite Princess Longji to come?"

"Mu Gong," Li Changshou said with a frown, "Although it is reasonable to invite His Highness Long Ji to come, I am afraid... His Majesty will not like His Highness Long Ji's involvement in these matters."

Duke Dongmu couldn't help being surprised and said hurriedly: "In the opinion of the Water God, please ask the Water God to deal with it."

"Please take a seat, Mr. Yue," Li Changshou said with a smile, "There are still important things today, and Mr. Yue needs to take action."

Eh?

Yue Lao, who was in the corner of Tongming Hall, couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. What does such a war in heaven have to do with him?

However, after the Water God said this, Yue Lao did not dare to neglect. He immediately stood up, lowered his head and moved forward. With a little pressure, he sat at the end of the round table with restraint.

The entire Tongming Hall is a little more colorful because of this bright red wedding robe.

Dongmu Gong cleared his throat and joined the topic.

A heavenly general read the demon clan's appeal to heaven without emotion, and all the gods and gods were filled with righteous indignation.

Dongmu Gong smiled and asked: "Water God, how should we deal with it?"

Li Changshou said: "This is a well-written statement. It can be said that I burst into tears. It talks about how our Heavenly Court deceives the kindness of the demon clan. The demon clan has retreated everywhere and tolerated in every possible way. Now it can't bear it anymore and declares that it does not respect the orders of the Heavenly Court.

But if you think about it carefully, this statement has no content and is quite shameless.

It's like the demon clan really obeyed the orders of heaven before. "

Each of the immortals and gods smiled a little, and the atmosphere in the entire hall became much livelier.

Dongmu Gong smiled and said: "This demon clan is very particular, so it can bite us back."

"Everyone, please note that the demon clan is talking about resisting heaven rather than resisting heaven," Li Changshou said, "The other side has left some escape routes.

The real trouble is the Demon Court Prince Lu Ya and the remaining masters of the Demon Clan from ancient times.

However, what we need to do first is to send out another message. "

Dongmu Gong frowned and said: "Send another message? But you have to respond to the demon clan's message?"

"Let's take care of the great righteousness first," Li Changshou said with a smile, "We don't respond to any of the things written in the other party's statement, and we just list the crimes of the remnants of the ancient demon court.

This matter does not involve the human race. Let’s just say that these ancient demon clans are murderous, harm all living beings, and do not know the destiny. They train demon soldiers, refine evil treasures, squeeze the essence and spirit of the world, and plot evil.

This second letter also needs to point out that the Heavenly Court was established by the Taoist ancestors and the saints of the Taoist sect. Their purpose is to protect the common people and maintain the operation of the heavenly way, not to rule all races.

The ancient methods no longer work. All living beings have the right to choose whether they are called monsters. "

The immortals and gods tasted it carefully. If they were wise enough, they would understand the weight of Li Changshou's words after hearing them;

If you are not resourceful enough, you will also think that what the Water God said is reasonable.

Of course, honest people are inevitable everywhere.

A military commander wondered: "In the future, our heavenly court...will not rule all races?"

A pair of eyes suddenly stared at him, causing the general to shrink his neck subconsciously, wishing he could squeeze himself into a crack in the wall.

Li Changshou said seriously: "Our heaven is to protect the Tao, not to rule all races. You must remember this."

All the immortals praise him for his goodness.

Another immortal said worriedly: "What if the demon tribe gets angry and attacks the heaven once this message is sent out?"

Li Changshou said calmly: "That master of the demon clan died instantly without a burial place, and there will definitely be no ashes left."

The immortals and gods immediately felt at ease, knowing that the Water God could say this, so he must be fully prepared.

Dongmu Gong was beside him, but he was thoughtful...

Why, he also has these confidences, he can also say these words, but he cannot be as understated and so stylish as Water God...

After deciding on the main content of the second statement and the time for its public announcement, Li Changshou began to arrange the follow-up matters.

Half of the celestial soldiers in the heaven defend the heavenly gate, and the other half repair and train, taking turns with each other;

He also ordered the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas to prepare a group of masters to rush to help Heaven at any time.

In addition, the second message was issued. In the name of fighting monsters, the Heavenly Court will slightly lower the threshold for recruiting heavenly soldiers and call on the immortal sects with the human race as the main body in China to go north to fight against monsters.

These are the initial responses and reasonable responses from Heaven.

In the follow-up, Heavenly Court still has several trump cards available, such as asking for help from the three religions, asking Laojun of Tushita Palace to come forward, the demon rising to the mountain and the great spiritual explosion reappearing, etc.

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Everyone, you must stay calm and wait slowly to let the demon clan cause chaos on its own.

Now that His Majesty the Jade Emperor is not in heaven, we can use this excuse to avoid fighting, seize the righteousness, and attack the demon clan.

At this moment, the demon clan is gathering for the first time and its momentum is at its strongest. If he delays for three years, the demon clan's momentum will surely decline;

Delay him for ten years, and the demon clan will lose its momentum.

Delay him for twenty or thirty years, and the demon tribe will either turn into a piece of loose sand on the spot, or Lu Ya and his ilk will overestimate their own capabilities and take the initiative to attack the sky.

During this period, we can relax and perform our respective duties. We can strengthen defenses in various places at Tianmen and hoard a force of troops at Zhongtianmen as support. The overall situation will be safe.

It would be best if we wait until His Majesty returns from the calamity. At that time, our Heavenly Court will be fully prepared. As long as His Majesty gives an order, the army will march out and descend to earth to slay the demons. The heavenly soldiers will not have to suffer too many losses, and we can promote the power of Heaven and promote righteousness.

Isn't this a beautiful thing? How could His Majesty be stingy with rewards? "

The eyes of the immortals and gods lit up, and they all nodded in approval.

Duke Dongmu also smiled and said: "During this period, if the demon clan and his ilk are yelling and cursing in the lower realm, we don't have to worry about it."

"You still have to pay attention to this," Li Changshou said, "Find a few heavenly generals who are eloquent and good at scolding. If there are monsters who scold them, just fight them back. It is best to scold them until they can't help but attack with troops. sky.

But be careful not to use dirty words to discredit our heaven.

Nowadays, these monsters are riding tigers in an attempt to use the power of tigers to intimidate them, so let’s let them ride on tigers and find out who is panicking. "

One day General asked: "Lord Water God, if the morale of the heavenly soldiers is affected during this period, how should we appease them?"

"It's a trivial matter," Li Changshou said with a smile, "Today I can tell all the heavenly soldiers that Mu Gong and I are in charge and want to annihilate all these demon clans. However, the power of heaven is not enough at this time and we must wait for some time. .

Let them calm down for a moment. We will continue to recruit troops and horses. We must attack the border of Beizhou with a crushing force and complete our efforts in one battle! "

Many generals grinned and felt relieved at last.

Li Changshou thought for a moment and then said: "In addition, one or two formations that the heavenly soldiers often train will be renamed the demon elimination formation to show the determination of our heavenly court."

"yes!"

All the heavenly generals agreed in unison.

Li Changshou glanced at Dongmu Gong, who smiled and made a gesture of invitation and said, "It's arranged by the Water God."

"Then I'll say a few more words."

Li Changshou cleared his throat, sat more comfortably and relaxed on the throne, and continued: "To deal with the demon clan, using troops is actually the last step.

We are the gods of heaven, serving heaven and the way of heaven. If the demon clan does not respect heaven, it means disrespecting the way of heaven. Why can't we use the power of heaven to peel off a few layers of skin of the demon clan first?

Where is Yue Lao? "

"The little god is here!" Yue Lao stood up and obeyed the order.

Li Changshou said: "Mugong and I are temporarily handling heavenly affairs on behalf of the Queen Mother, and today we will issue orders in the name of the Queen Mother.

Your Marriage Palace is looking for the demon clan that rebelled against heaven this time. As for the demon clan above the true fairyland, if there is a marriage, it will disturb their marriage, and if there is no marriage, it will increase their marriage. "

Yue Lao hurriedly asked: "Lord Water God, how can you disturb his marriage?"

Li Changshou then gave an example: "For example, for the marriage between male demon king A and his wife, the red rope of male demon king B can be introduced, so that A and B can fight. By analogy, it can be carried out in batches."

Yue Lao suddenly realized it, and then began to savor it carefully.

The immortals and gods looked at each other, this move was indeed something they did not expect.

Don't ask, asking is to gain insight into blind spots.

Li Changshou said leisurely:

"In addition to the Marriage Palace, the Thunder Punishment Palace can continuously deliver thunder punishments to demons with karmic obstacles every day. It is good to scare them.

The Temple of Divine Power uses dreams to find some monster masters whose Taoist hearts are not strong enough, and uses dreams to break their Taoist hearts.

Most of the gods in the Plague Department are still vacant at this time, but the immortal gods managed by the Plague Department can cause some trouble for those demon soldiers.

The righteous god in charge of the Ministry of Finance will do something to ruin their wealth for them. It is best to refer to the methods of the Marriage Palace and let them die for the sake of wealth, and let them die for the sake of wealth...

Everyone, if anyone else is in charge of a temple that can affect the demon clan, feel free to mention it and we can discuss it here. "

Some gods immediately stood up and shouted:

"The little god is in charge of the wind department, so that the place where the monsters gather will be very windy every day, and the sky will not be visible!"

"The little god takes charge of the rotation of the seasons, making it snowy every night and scorching hot during the day where the monsters gather!"

"The little god takes care of the dusk and sunset, and writes words like 'The demon clan will be defeated' every day to disrupt their military morale!"

"The little god is in charge of the toilet temple, and he will make sure that when the monster clan goes to the toilet, the barrel will explode again and again, and they will be defeated!"

The entire Tongming Hall could hear needles dropping instantly, and the atmosphere that had just become heated suddenly solidified.

They looked at the immortal god who spoke, who shrank his neck guiltily, "The little god... can only do this..."

Li Changshou smiled and said, "Count it on you."

Laughter sounded from everywhere in the Tongming Palace, and the immortals, gods, and generals were full of morale. However, they had never thought before that there were so many "conveniences" in heaven for them to fight against their enemies.

After the meeting in the Tongming Palace came to an end, all departments in the Heavenly Court immediately began to operate.

Those monster clans gathering troops on the border of Beizhou didn't know what they were going to face next.

Overnight, there were many more legends about the water god in heaven...

In the past, it was said that the Water God in Heaven was evil-minded and ruthless. Most immortals and gods did not believe it. They thought that the rise of the Water God was mostly due to the blessing of being a disciple of a human being.

But after today, when the gods in heaven talked about the water god, they couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

To roughly summarize, what all the immortals say is this:

[Dirty, the Water God’s heart is really dirty. We are far inferior to him. We have great admiration for the Water God and are willing to follow him and serve His Majesty the Jade Emperor. 】

And when the atmosphere in Tongming Hall was at its most lively, in the backyard of Tushita Palace, Master Xuandu burst out laughing when he heard Li Changshou's plan of "using the power of heaven to torture the demon clan".

When the Archmage stopped smiling and calculated with his fingers, his figure gradually became fainter.

"How can I not have soldiers who are good at fighting in my hands?"