My Senior Brother is Too Steady

What do you mean?

Are you really bullying honest people?

The merits from last time were said to be owed, but fortunately it was in a deserted corner, so I was bumped into by E who was passing a vase somewhere. The landlord said that there was no food left at home, so that was fine.

This time... it's simply too much!

In the underworld, in front of so many immortals and ghosts, so many merits were spread at the same time, but only a bolt of lightning hit the head of the water god in heaven. How to explain this?

What picture?

The landowner was grimacing and told the long-term worker in front of him, "There is really no food left at home." Then a group of fat girls next to him gnawed on the pickled elbows and ran away! ?

Isn't this a clear sign of bullying Shou?

Two great merits! My meritorious golden body can be made thicker and longer!

When others performed meritorious deeds and Li Changshou was hacked, Li Changshou covered his bruised forehead. He couldn't help but feel angry and shouted:

"this!"

Rumble——

The gray clouds rolled in the low sky of the Netherworld, as if they were about to condense into a face.

Li Changshou's thoughts were racing in his heart. He weighed the pros and cons and analyzed the situation. The words in his mouth quietly changed and he continued to shout:

"Is this the encouragement given by Master Tiandao to the little god!?"

At that time, the scene was more than just "quiet".

I don't know if it was the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, or some fairy who went to Fengdu City to drive away ghosts, chuckled, and many gods and gods laughed together. They were quite happy for a while, and it seemed that this time it was solved satisfactorily. The crisis in the underworld painted a pleasant...

comma.

But Li Changshou really couldn't laugh.

The power of heaven flowing in my heart condensed into four characters:

【together next time】

Li Changshou could only make a bow again, thinking in his heart whether he should use the opportunity to make jokes and force Master Tiandao to give him a certificate or something.

I really don’t know what to do.

Beside him, Qin Tianzhu said: "Why is this? Why does the master want to deduct your merit?"

However, at this time, there were still golden lights shining everywhere, the power of heaven had not retreated, and the merits had not yet been released. Li Changshou could only smile, looked at Qin Tianzhu, and said:

"General Qin, how can this be deducting merit?

This is the encouragement given to me by Master Tiandao, telling me that the golden body of merit is not so easy to condense. Even if I want a meager sense of security, I have to go through many tests of Tiandao. "

Qin Tianzhu blinked, raised his hand to make a coughing gesture, turned his head and burst into laughter.

Li Changshou sighed helplessly and adjusted his hairstyle. Already familiar gods and immortals gathered around him, greeting and caring for Li Changshou.

Everyone knew before that Heaven owed Li Changshou some merit, but today...

It can be said that hearing once is better than seeing once. I really have gained insights that have never been seen in ancient times.

Mu Gong felt a little aggrieved for Li Changshou and said firmly:

"If this matter can be properly resolved, the water god should be the first to take credit. Why does heaven not reward merit but punish it instead?"

Taoist Duobao smiled and said: "This only shows that Chang Geng is different from us and is favored by the master.

If not, how could Master Tiandao show such love to Chang Geng alone, hahahahaha! "

While talking, Taoist Duobao randomly picked up a spiritual treasure to collect the merits he had just obtained, adding some spiritual treasures to it.

"What Senior Brother said makes sense," Zhao Gongming stroked his beard and laughed, "Only Chang Geng, only Chang Geng."

Master Taiyi curled his lips and said, "Let me tell you a joke, the way of heaven is impartial and selfless."

The laughter and laughter around him suddenly froze. Just a few swishing sounds were heard, and dozens of figures dodged to the left and right, leaving Master Taiyi where he was.

Taiyi Zhenren, who was dressed in a pink Taoist robe, looked at the sky calmly and found a gray cloud floating above his head. The corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

Li Changshou:...

I hope something happens to someone.

That day, for the first time, Li Changshou observed someone being struck by a divine punishment at close range, and it was the kind of divine punishment that caused more pain and injury but was not fatal.

It can be regarded as finding the second comrade who survived the Zixiao Divine Thunder.

Let’s get down to business.

Ksitigarbha's soul was condensed into a reincarnation orb, and the second reincarnation was incorporated into the six-path reincarnation system. As a 'backup' option, 95% of the souls accumulated here have been resettled in reincarnation.

This time, the karma and merits of these souls will be retained for the time being. After being sent back to various incense kingdoms through the Samsara Pagoda, they will be settled before the next reincarnation.

In fact, there is another most critical issue here, which needs to be reconciled by the way of heaven——

Mortal conception.

In the next two to three years, the Three Thousand Worlds will usher in a wave of births. It is expected that many iron trees will bloom and old trees will come into spring. There will also be a lot of twins and triplets, and it will take 20 to 30 years to recover. .

There is no way, this trouble caused by Western religion is really too big.

The immortals and gods in the heaven stayed in the underworld for one more day, strengthening their relationship with the judges of the underworld, and then returned to the heaven one after another to continue to preside over the order of heaven and earth.

The changing seasons, wind, snow, rain, and dew are the ‘main business’ of Heaven at this time.

After returning to heaven, he was rewarded by the Jade Emperor. This time, the heavenly soldiers, heavenly generals, gods and fairies indeed played an important role.

and expanded his side business of digging soil.

Li Changshou secretly accused Qin Tianzhu of his crime. He asked for leave and did not return to heaven to celebrate. Instead, he hosted a banquet for the nine masters invited to help out.

Li Changshou invited Duobao and the others to the back hall of the Tanah Lot Temple in Anshui City, where he personally cooked and prepared a sumptuous banquet.

This is exactly:

The Jade Emperor gave Yao Chi wine, and the fairy sent jade flat peaches.

The delicacies are not expensive, and the laughter is fragrant.

Duobao Taoist Master Duobao is invited to take the main seat, followed by Huanglong Zhenren, followed by Jinling Holy Mother, Yunxiao Fairy, Li Changshou, Kong Xuan, and several other Taoist masters.

After a pleasant conversation, the immortals were filled with regret when they talked about Ksitigarbha setting up the Great Willing Reincarnation Tower.

Zhao Gongming praised: "This Ksitigarbha is also a person. He can be regarded as emerging from the mud but not stained. It is rare and rare."

Kong Xuan said: "He is just trying to save the Western religion."

"My fellow Taoist is wrong about this," Li Changshou said with a smile, "I haven't met much of Ksitigarbha, but I know him quite well.

He once plotted against the Dragon Clan's Haiyan, and also played with the Monster Clan, causing many deaths and injuries.

But these are all within his bottom line. In the dispute between great religions and destiny, he can accept such casualties and feels that it is normal. This is his character.

What happened today far exceeded Ksitigarbha's bottom line.

His starting point for sacrificing himself to complete the Tower of Reincarnation was naturally Western religion, but what made him make this decision and do it without hesitation was the compassion in his heart.

In fact, he could ignore this matter. His performance that day was already the best among the disciples of Western saints. I don't believe that the two saints of Western religions don't have other back-ups.

Ksitigarbha argued with me at that time, but he actually did not lose. It was because I deceived one of his senior brothers to admit it. "

"Is it really a lie?"

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit blinked.

Li Changshou smiled and said: "As Ksitigarbha said, I didn't have time to do those things. In order not to be discovered by the other party, I just used the photo ball to find some more miserable scenes and record them for today's attack."

If you talk for a while, if you say more, it will be easy to expose that you are an undercover agent in the Western Church.

In this fight, the Hongmeng ferocious beast did not show up. It was obvious that the Western Sect did not know how to let them seize more leverage.

There was light in Fairy Yunxiao's beautiful eyes, and she asked curiously: "Could it be that you were sure at that time that the disciples of Western saints other than Ksitigarbha would fall for your deception?"

Li Changshou smiled and said, "Not bad."

Master Yuding sighed: "Under such circumstances, you can take all these into consideration when the saint comes."

"It's not that I took it into consideration, but that I had already calculated it."

Li Changshou put down his chopsticks, took a sip of the sweet fruit wine from the wine glass, breathed lightly, and said slowly:

"Ksitigarbha is a man who is good at calculations, understands the general trend, has his own bottom line in his actions, and has the help of the sacred beast of Listening. If Mr. Bai Ze hadn't taken the initiative to join in and suppressed Listening, I would have turned my hair gray.

The Western religion is different from our Taoist sect, but do you still remember the time when our three religions joined forces to overwhelm Lingshan? "

All the immortals nodded in unison and listened attentively.

Li Changshou smiled and said:

"When I was suppressing Lingshan, I saw that the disciples of the Western Sect were all gathered together and sorted by seniority. They were secretly divided into several different 'small teams'.

Due to a conspiracy, he became a dragon clan and swept away the previous gloom of the Western religion. Ksitigarbha was very popular in the Western religion at that time. He also attracted his beloved disciples, and even the green lotus and treasure-colored flags could be given to protect him.

I realized at that time that if I wanted to kill such a disciple of a saint who was the core of Western religion, I would have to alert the saint.

Can't kill.

So I began to use secret means to expose Ksitigarbha's name to the three realms and hold him up;

He calculated that the demon clan would start a war against our Immortal Sect, so I took advantage of the situation and publicized it to the outside world. I had secretly cooperated with him and had been on good terms with each other for a long time. This time we had a tacit understanding and deceived so many karmic demons.

A person like Ksitigarbha is like a pearl mixed in the eyes of a group of fishes, and is envied by others.

Sure enough, after that time, he lost the right to speak in the West, and a disciple of the saint named Xu Bodhi filled his place. "

Master Huang Long rubbed his eyebrows and said, "As a powerful god in heaven, do you have to consider so many things?"

"Junior brother, please don't interrupt," Taoist Duobao complained, "I am listening with great interest!

Chang Geng, what else are you planning? "

Li Changshou continued:

"Other methods are similar, and the idea is this, dividing Ksitigarbha and other disciples of the great sage of the Western Sect.

The last time Ksitigarbha accompanied us to fight against the extraterrestrial demons, it also highlighted the importance that the great sages of Western religions attach to Ksitigarbha.

I deliberately let him stay there for a while longer and rush back to build momentum so that the Heavenly Court could praise Ksitigarbha by name and give Ksitigarbha the reputation he could give.

What would the other disciples of the saint think?

Disciples who had no connection with Ksitigarbha would also stand on his opposite side.

After doing this several times, Ksitigarbha had a sense of aloofness in his bones, and he lost popularity among Western sects.

Therefore, when he stood up in front of the Reincarnation Tower and had a talk with me, some of the other core disciples of the Western Sect would be unable to bear it.

Looking at the calculations of the Western Sect along the way, and what I saw in the Kingdom of Incense and Fire, I can see that among the core disciples of the Western Sect, there are indeed people who do not understand the mind and are eager for quick success.

This is the breakthrough.

It's just that I also miscalculated. The old man who stood up was so stupid that he destroyed the Reincarnation Tower.

When Ksitigarbha came to sacrifice his life, I should have stopped him, but I didn't take action because I couldn't bear the loss of life.

What makes me most helpless is that in the eyes of the great sages of Western religions, my and Ksitigarbha's xinxing are all taken into account...

The person who controlled the mentally retarded old man at that time might not be the Dao of Heaven. The shattering of the Reincarnation Orb was too weird.

If our rescuing souls goes against the will of Heaven, why would Heaven bestow so much merit? "

As he spoke, Li Changshou smiled somewhat self-deprecatingly, picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.

“Some of these people in the West are really smart but only care about themselves, while others are really stupid and are just being taken advantage of.

Ksitigarbha is where he is today, both because of destiny and because of his temperament.

However, he can care about the common people and sacrifice himself so decisively. I really admire him. "

Master Taiyi muttered: "Tell me, how many levels did you plan for this glass of wine?"

Li Changshou smiled and said: "On the first floor, I'm thinking about how to get you drunk, senior brother, and put you in front of the gate of Lingshan Mountain."

Master Taiyi suddenly trembled and glared at Li Changshou fiercely.

"The poor Taoist was killed by Master Tiandao because of your injustice!"

"This matter has nothing to do with me," Li Changshou immediately raised his hand and swore an oath, causing Master Taiyi to grit his teeth.

If Fairy Yunxiao hadn't been nearby, she would have pounced on them and started a struggle.

Taiyi Zhenren: No, we have to find a way to regain our position!

From the side, Kong Xuan said again:

"This time, after all, the West has lost. After losing such a disciple, only the wine bag and rice bag are left."

"Fellow Taoist, please don't have such thoughts," Li Changshou said sternly, "There are many experts in Western sects, and several of Ksitigarbha's brothers are very powerful.

This time Ksitigarbha entered the underworld, they must have their plans.

It should be noted that Ksitigarbha's mount, Listening to the Divine Beast, is actually smarter than his master. It can listen to the voices of creatures in the three realms, so it must have been proficient in various calculation techniques.

Why is it that Diting is mostly pretending to be crazy? In fact, it was forced by pressure, and it also wanted Ksitigarbha to leave Western religion.

When Ksitigarbha entered the underworld, although he lost his Dao body, his soul and the way of heaven will remain forever. At least Ksitigarbha will not be tortured by his brothers to the end like the old man who lost his wisdom.

What you can see most clearly here is actually listening...

Sure enough, I still have to find a way to visit the Reincarnation Tower. "

Taoist Duobao frowned and said, "I can only tell you that these two saints from the Western Sect are united and should not be underestimated. I never thought they would fight so fiercely among themselves."

Fairy Yunxiao said: "Tao Sect puts too much pressure on the Western Sect, and the Western Sect itself cannot be at peace."

"Two saints..."

Li Changshou hesitated to speak, and changed the subject with a smile: "This time the Western teachings have a small victory, we have a small victory, the sage's calculation is really powerful, and it is beyond our reach.

Although I forcibly put the Reincarnation Tower under the control of Empress Houtu, the way of heaven will still give the Western Teaching this destiny.

Heaven's destiny is to guide living beings to develop in a stable direction for heaven and earth.

The Western Sect has one more pillar of luck, and the Way of Heaven has one more spare second reincarnation, which is more stable. In the future, when the Zixiao Palace is discussing the disaster of becoming a god, it will also have one or two more say.

This is what we need to think about now. "

"Does Chang Geng have a clever plan?"

"We still have to grasp the fact that Incense God Kingdom is a great scourge," Li Changshou shook his head, "But after this battle, the Western religions will promote their kind and benevolent image everywhere, which will temporarily suppress the shortcomings of Incense God Kingdom. .

This is not good for us, but it is also a good thing for those humans in the Kingdom of Incense and Fire.

In ten years, I will join forces from all three thousand worlds to form an Anti-Western Immortal Alliance..."

Zhao Gongming said: "When and where? I will help you support the show!"

"It is not advisable for saint disciples to die immediately. Although there are many Qi practitioners in Three Thousand Worlds, top masters are scarce," Li Changshou said. "With Senior Brother Lu Yue here, we can cope with various scenarios.

Please also ask Senior Brother Duobao to send a letter to Senior Brother Lu Yue in his capacity as senior brother..."

Taoist Duobao immediately understood and praised him for his kindness one after another.

Taiyi Zhenren on the side seized the opportunity and said with a smile: "It was rumored before that you and Lu Yue lived in a flower house for a long time...

Hey, it's my brother's fault, it's my brother's fault, I shouldn't mention this in front of Fairy Yunxiao, I'll punish myself with three cups of wine, I'll punish myself with three cups of wine. "

stare--

Fairy Yunxiao's gaze struck him, and Li Changshou immediately covered his face with his hands. He saw Fairy Yunxiao's slightly puffed-up corners of his mouth between his fingers, and he chuckled in his heart.

Sure enough, I also care...

Don’t worry, we’ve already prepared for this.

Li Changshou took out a template of the Grand Avenue Oath from his sleeve, opened it, cleared his throat, and began to recite it.

There is no more reliable way than to prove that you have not experienced any temporary love disaster through the Great Dao Oath.

He is pure!

In my previous life, I heard about the classification of ‘virgin goddess’ in some foreign myths and stories;

He, Li Changshou, is the God of Water in Heaven, the true ‘God of Pure Yang’!

This seems to be nothing to be proud of.

Having said that, Master Tiandao wouldn't deliberately punish him...

It should be, right?

At the same time, inside Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor in white sat on the high platform and said to the people below: "Mugong."

"The old minister is here."

“The status of Chang Geng Aiqing should really be mentioned.

Later, during the discussion, you will give me a memorial. What are the details? Do you understand? "

"I understand, I understand!"

Mugong answered twice firmly, his eyes eager to try, and asked again: "Your Majesty, if the Water God is to be promoted to the throne, his position must be confirmed first.

Your Majesty, which position among the second levels do you think is more suitable?

How about I give up my seat to the Water God? "

"Mugong's hard work has yielded great results, so don't doubt yourself," the Jade Emperor said with a smile, "There are currently twelve second-level vacancies in heaven. I don't want him to guard the four directions of heaven and earth. I want him to advise me in heaven.

Which god position does Mu Gong think is the most suitable? "

Duke Dongmu agreed, lowered his head to think, and quickly said:

"Among the third-level gods, there is a star god called Taibai, who is His Majesty's assistant. He is in charge of the killings in heaven and symbolizes the change of heaven and earth.

Why don't your majesty make an exception and upgrade this divine position to the second level, and let the water god take over the role concurrently. "

"Yes," the Jade Emperor nodded with a smile, "According to Mu Gong's instructions, go and prepare the table."

"Yes, I obey my orders."

At this time, in the great temple of Anshui City.

"...If I make half-truths, Heaven will issue a warning."

After Li Changshou finished reciting the oath, he smiled calmly and looked at Fairy Yunxiao, who was looking at her sideways.

In fact, he is not a man who messes around...

Click!

Rumble——

A thunder dragon bared its teeth and claws outside the back hall. The purple lightning made Li Changshou smile stiffly and made Fairy Yunxiao blink her eyelashes. The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit drew her sword in anger, Kong Xuan lowered his head and smiled, and Master Yuding frowned secretly.

Neither Master Taiyi nor Zhao Gongming could hold back their laughter.

Li Changshou had a clear understanding in his heart. He seemed to have been rewarded by the Jade Emperor, changed his divine rank, and triggered the induction of heaven...

This...this time...

Elevate your sister to a divine position!