Strange Life of a Cat

At six o'clock in the morning, Wei Leng got up. Boil a pot of hot water and put it there, and the two children can wash their faces with warm water after they get up.

Wei Leng didn't grow up in Chuhua City, but because some of his friends were in Chuhua City, he came to Chuhua City to develop after retiring from the army. After living for a period of time, Wei Leng's deepest impression on Chuhua City is the weather here.

In Wei Leng's words, "The weather is sick and needs to be cured."

The temperature in Chuhua City always makes people feel fucked. Yesterday's temperature was nearly 30 degrees, and today it can suddenly drop to ten degrees. Perhaps it is because the temperature has not dropped steadily that we can still see a lot of green on the campus. Of course, the dead leaves are also falling, but among the green and brown beside the road, people will always notice the green first, maybe it is Because green can make people feel better.

Wei Leng didn't sleep all night, and it was very late after checking the information. When he was about to take a nap for a while, Jiao's father called Wei Leng and asked him to help take care of the two children. After answering the phone, Wei Leng didn't feel sleepy anymore. He played Spider Solitaire boringly, from the intermediate two decks to the advanced four decks.

Although he didn't sleep all night, Wei Leng was still energetic in the morning, it was still early, he was going to go for a run first, and bring breakfast for the two children when he came back.

In order to prevent the two children from being suspicious when they got up, Wei Leng wrote a note and put it on the dining table to make it easy to go out. He stopped after walking two steps and looked at Zheng Tan who was sleeping on the sofa.

Ever since he scratched the thief that day, Zheng Tan always felt that there was a bloody smell on his paws, and he was afraid that it would have a bad influence on the children. He heard that the bloody smell would stimulate children and make them more likely to have nightmares, so Zheng Tan also She didn't sleep on Gu Youzi's bed.

However, Gu Youzi took out her little fur cloak and used it as a quilt for Zheng Tan. There was a hood on the fur cloak, and two cat ears were sewn on the hat for decoration.

At this moment, Zheng Tan is curled up in a fur cloak, curled up into a "ball" and sleeping soundly. Zheng Tan has never understood why cats often sleep in a ball shape. Isn’t it tiring to maintain that sleeping position all the time?

But when Zheng Tan turned himself into a cat, he realized that this sleeping position is quite comfortable for a cat. Sometimes when he fell asleep, he unconsciously rolled into a ball shape, like Same time.

"Heitan, run!" Wei Leng, who was standing by the door, lowered his voice and shouted.

There was no movement under the fur cloak.

"Heitan, get up and run!" Wei Leng said again. He couldn't believe that the cat on the couch couldn't hear.

The tips of the ears protruding from the edge of the fur cloak moved, and then... nothing more.

Wei Ling: "..." This little bastard is definitely pretending to be deaf again!

"Heitan!" Wei Leng uttered for the third time, with a hint of warning.

Zheng Tan still didn't move, but it was better than before. Zheng Tan snorted from his nasal cavity as if coping, saying that he heard it, and you can get out if it's okay.

"Heitan! Get up!" Wei Leng uttered for the fourth time.

This time Zheng Tan finally moved, stretched his waist, exposed his head from the fur cloak, squinted his eyes to look at Wei Leng, yawned, waited for five seconds, saw that Wei Leng had no further words, He shrank his head and continued to sleep.

"Heitan, get up and run!" Wei Leng almost stuttered every word.

This time Zheng Tan's movements were finally big. He kicked off the fur cloak, stretched his waist, and shook his fur.

Wei Leng: "..." I was paralyzed, I didn't expect to wake up a cat and meow five times!

"Do you still want to step on the sofa and go to the toilet to pee?" Wei Ling gritted his teeth.

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, he wouldn't do such things as stepping on milk, if he wanted to step on big boobies, stepping on the sofa meant a fart. Zheng Tan has always felt that milk-stomping, one of cats' signature movements, is quite obscene, especially since this obscene technique belongs to the Oedipus complex inherited from the group, which is almost a common feature of cats.

It is not necessary to step on the milk, but you still need to pee in the morning.

Looking at the black cat running towards the bathroom, Wei Leng looked at the ceiling helplessly. Just this kind of cat, why do the Jiao family still treat it as a treasure? !

Because of the sudden drop in temperature, Zheng Tan felt a chill hit him as soon as he came out of the building, making him shiver.

Before the sun came out, the campus was still relatively quiet, except for the movement of dragging things from the cafeteria, there were no other loud noises.

However, halfway through Zheng Tan's run, the school radio rang on time.

It starts broadcasting at 6:30 every day and continues until 7:30.

When I passed by the student dormitory, the school radio had already let go of the initial song and started broadcasting gymnastics.

"Start now, the eighth set of radio gymnastics, keep going! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..."

"I'm stupid, I'm quarreling with your sister early in the morning!" A manic voice came from the dormitory facing the loudspeaker.

Before the sound fell, a slipper was thrown from the window of the dormitory and hit the speaker, but it still couldn't stop the sound from the school radio.

"Leaping motion, one two three four five six seven eight two two three four..."

"Ah——sooner or later, I will smash you! Just wait, the day I leave school will be the day you die!"

Hearing the movement from over there, Zheng Tan suddenly had a happy feeling.

Not everyone can get used to plugging in earplugs. Pity those people who think they can avoid morning self-study after college. Morning self-study is not necessary, but there are still such and such crap, and it will ring on time every weekday school broadcast.

Zheng Tan was glad that he lived in Dongyuan, the family compound was relatively clean, and the radio could only be heard when he walked out of the compound, so it was okay to sleep in if he wanted to.

When the lap was finished, the news from the Central People's Broadcasting Station had not been broadcast on the school radio, which proved that it was not yet seven o'clock.

Jiao Yuan and the others get up at seven.

Wei Leng went to the cafeteria to buy breakfast first, and Zheng Tan waited for him to buy breakfast before heading to the family compound.

When returning to the compound, I met old man Yan who came out to walk his dog.

Niu Zhuangzhuang, the guy with big head and small eyes, was flicking his tail vigorously, which was his performance after seeing Zheng Tan. Although Niu Zhuangzhuang was really fierce in fights, he was fine with the other pets in the compound. Ah Huang often licks its fur. Zheng Tan saw white and brown hairs in the hair balls that Ah Huang vomited out a few days ago, which must be the hairs of Niu Zhuangzhuang and Hua Jijiu.

Wei Leng would sometimes play Tai Chi with some old men in the morning, and he was quite familiar with the old men in the compound, so Old Man Yan also knew Wei Leng, and he even greeted Wei Leng when he saw him.

"This dog is quite bloody." Wei Leng said, looking at Niu Zhuangzhuang who was being led by Old Man Yan.

When old man Yan heard this, the smile on his face deepened a lot. Recently, old man Yan especially likes to tell people about his "strong" glorious deeds.

However, Niu Zhuangzhuang didn't have a good attitude towards Wei Leng, probably due to the innate instinct of animals, it kept avoiding Wei Leng, if Wei Leng stared at it for a longer time, it would still face Wei Leng bared teeth.

Old Man Yan looked at the breakfast that Wei Leng bought, and said disapprovingly: "You bought eggs and soy milk? I heard someone say a few days ago that eating eggs and soy milk together will not double your protein intake, but will affect the normal protein intake. Absorption. I forgot the specific principle, I am not engaged in research in that direction, you can ask Xiao Jiao when the time comes, they should know."

After Wei Leng thanked Old Man Yan, he said goodbye to each other. Old Man Yan was going to take Niu Zhuangzhuang for a walk, and the two children from Jiao's family were probably up too. The school radio has almost started broadcasting the news from the Central Radio.

When Zheng Tan was walking home, he was still pondering what old man Yan said. In retrospect, it seemed that he had never seen eggs and soy milk at the same time when he was at Jiao's house. If not, eat immediately.

In the end, Wei Leng still made milk for the two children.

Lan Tianzhu, Su An and the others came to ask Jiao Yuan to go to school together, so Zheng Tan didn't have to follow to the attached primary school. That's fine, Zheng Tan thought, taking advantage of Wei Leng's presence these two days, he should try to find a way to tell him about that matter as soon as possible, no matter whether the matter can be accomplished or not, at least it is a verification of his own thoughts.

When Wei Leng was in the bathroom, Zheng Tan came to the bedroom and jumped onto Papa Jiao's desk. On the desk are some books that Papa Jiao often uses. Zheng Tan's first goal is the book "Genetics".

Dad Jiao helps people teach genetics courses, and Dad Jiao has watched all the teaching ppts this semester so far. Zheng Tan, every time after the ppt is finished, Dad Jiao will try to explain it first, and some details can only be explained He would only notice it when it happened, this is Father Jiao's habit.

Zheng Tan pulled out the "Genetics", what he needs to do now is to find the information he wants from the content of the courses that Dad Jiao hasn't taken.

Zheng Tan wasn't sure if what Jiao's father said in the hospital that day was the content of this book, he was just trying his luck, if he couldn't find this book, he would look for another one at worst.

For a cat, turning pages is not an easy job, but Zheng Tan is already used to it, and will become proficient after turning too many pages. When Zheng Tan is turning pages, his ears will also pay attention to the movement around him. If he hears Wei Leng coming out, Zheng Tan will not turn the pages like this. After all, a cat reading this kind of professional books will really be scared human. Even if Zheng Tan didn't understand these things at all, it would still be very unusual in the eyes of others.

Fortunately, Zheng Tan quickly saw the information he wanted. No wonder Dad Jiao talked about the developmental process before birth in the hospital that day. Depending on the time, Dad Jiao will talk about it when he is in class next week. Dad Jiao just read some more content when he was preparing for the lesson.

When Wei Leng went into the bedroom to get the documents, he saw the black cat squatting next to the computer and fiddling with a bookmark.

"Don't scratch that out, it's your father Jiao's record!"

Because the bookmark had been scratched out by Zheng Tan for a long time, Wei Leng took the "Genetics" and opened the page where the bookmark was located, put the bookmark inside again and clamped it, just as Wei Leng was about to close the book At that moment, he glimpsed some words on the page from the corner of his eye, and the movement of closing the book stopped immediately. After reading it, I turned a page back.

After seeing the content on the next page, Wei Leng frowned, and read the content several times.

In fact, this paragraph of content is what Dad Jiao said in the hospital that day, and the paragraphs of pen writing on the edge of the page that involve human gender disputes are all notes that Dad Jiao made when preparing lessons.

Zheng Tan didn't directly put the bookmark on the page of the content he wanted, but on the previous page of the content, which can also serve as a cover-up.

After reading that paragraph, Wei Leng closed the book and took out his mobile phone to make a call.