Strange Life of a Cat

The next day, Zheng Tan hid in Fang Shaokang's bag and was about to leave the hotel.

The front desk clerk took a second look at Fang Shaokang's big backpack. He probably didn't expect such a down-and-out person to stay in this kind of hotel, and he wondered what was in the big backpack.

"Sir, your backpack is not zippered..." The waiter, who was meant to remind me, couldn't say the last word "close" because she had already seen the cat's whiskers from the opened zipper.

Opened his mouth, the waiter looked at Fang Shaokang, who smiled brightly, and walked away swaggeringly.

After leaving the hotel gate, Zheng Tan didn't have too much restraint, he jumped out and walked beside Fang Shaokang, the backpack was really uncomfortable.

"Hey, here comes the car!" Fang Shaokang said.

Zheng Tan stretched his neck and looked, but he didn't recognize which one Fang Shaokang was talking about. There were too many cars parked in the hotel parking lot.

Fang Shaokang walked towards an ordinary-looking private car, and raised his hand to greet the person sitting in the driver's seat.

This is what Fang Shaokang means by "saving the fare".

When Fang Shaokang opened the car door, Zheng Tan saw that there was another person sitting in the back seat, who was about the same age as Fang Shaokang, but this person looked more serious and dignified.

It doesn't matter if he is serious or not, Zheng Tan just hopes that this person is reliable, and don't act like Fang Shaokang.

"Mayor Yuan, congratulations on taking office!" Fang Shaokang stepped into the car and sat down. Regardless of what the people around him thought, he put the big backpack with mud spots on the empty seat next to him. Then he patted the last open space on the back seat, and sighed to Zheng who was still watching outside the car: "Come on!"

Zheng Tan looked at the other person in the back seat, then at the little space in the back seat, and then at the empty passenger seat in front, jumped into the car and went directly to the front seat.

"Hey, this cat is real!" Fang Shaokang smiled, ignored Zheng Tan, and chatted with the people next to him.

Zheng Tan squatted on the passenger seat, feeling more comfortable in such a spacious place, which is better than cramming with Fang Shaokang's big backpack.

Most of all, this car doesn't look good from the outside, but the inside is not bad, it should have been refitted, and looking at the driver next to it, it suddenly feels a little familiar.

It's not that Zheng Tan has seen this person before, but that this person feels somewhat similar to Wei Leng to Zheng Tan. This person is probably a bodyguard and driver. Thinking about Fang Shaokang's "Mayor Yuan" just now, it is understandable.

The driver comrade next to him noticed Zheng Tan's gaze and looked sideways. It's inappropriate for the cat to squat on the passenger seat, but since the boss doesn't express his opinion, he won't say much, as long as the cat doesn't interfere with driving. But now, seeing the cat staring at him all the time, and the eyes didn't feel like what a cat could have, it made him feel creepy.

This cat is so fucking evil!

Comrade driver felt goosebumps all over his body, so that when the boss spoke and drove, his reaction was slow for a few seconds.

Turning his eyes from the driver to the window, Zheng Tan lay on the car seat, looking at the tall buildings outside through the window. Although his eyes were staring out of the window, he kept his ears open and listened to the conversation between Fang Shaokang and the man behind, because Zheng Tan just noticed that the topic of the two behind was related to the robbery incident last night.

Fang Shaokang took a document handed over by Mayor Yuan, cursed, and said, "These two people still have the face to sue me?! Also, they obviously colluded with each other, so I beat one of them with a stick. And only one blow, the rest is none of my business, if I knew it, I would beat them to the point where they couldn't even speak, wouldn't they just be fooling around, they'd be pissed off!"

It turned out that the two who had been taught by Zheng Tan and Fang Shaokang last night went to sue Fang Shaokang for maliciously hurting others, and even mentioned attempted murder.

"Then tell me what happened to the injury on that person's body?"

"The cat kicked it."

"..."

Mayor Yuan pinched his eyebrows. He didn't expect to encounter such a thing when he was transferred.

"Anyway, that's none of my business." Fang Shaokang threw the documents aside and spread his hands, "Even if that person really becomes a eunuch, he can only say that he is unlucky and asked for it. What did he do wrong last night? Like other people robbing, and also with a steel pipe! Besides, this person has a criminal record, even if he knows so many people and has so many connections, it cannot be denied that he is a scoundrel, and he just wants to extort money."

Fang Shaokang crackled and said, and summed it up in one sentence, "Anyway, I didn't do the kicking of the balls."

Seeing Mayor Yuan pondering, Fang Shaokang snorted, "Don't put on a sad face, this incident just gives you an excuse to start a knife. There are three fires for a new official to take office, and there is room for you to burn them. You have to burn it well, right?"

After speaking, Fang Shaokang kicked the passenger seat. It means: I have to take care of the trouble you are looking for!

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, pretending that he didn't know anything, since he was a cat anyway, who would believe that a cat almost beat a man into a eunuch? Even the robber who was beaten up didn't dare to tell the truth. Who would believe the truth? ! Or, they feel that it is a shame to say this, and they don't want people to know that it was actually a cat who almost turned them into a eunuch?

No matter what the situation is, Zheng Tan believes that the people in the back seat can solve it, and it is not his turn to worry about it.

The latter two did not discuss the matter of the two robbers who were beaten badly, and started chatting about family affairs. Those Zheng Tan were not interested in listening, they looked out the window and estimated when they would be able to leave the city.

After more than an hour, the car stopped.

Zheng Tan jumped out of the car. According to what Fang Shaokang said, they will transfer to another car here, and this car will take them all the way to Chuhua City.

So Zheng Tan was very excited. He didn't need to walk on foot, squat in a bicycle basket, ride a pedicab, or perform on the streets! The most important thing is that this means that they will soon be able to return to Chuhua City, to the peaceful family compound!

Just thinking about Zheng Tan made him so excited that he couldn't sleep.

Counting the days carefully, it has been more than a month since I was arrested. This more than a month has given Zheng Tan the feeling that it has been a few years, and the word "suffering" is not enough to describe Zheng Tan's view of this experience.

It was an off-road vehicle that sent Zheng Tan and Fang Shaokang to Chuhua City, which was quite luxurious. There are some clean clothes and so on in the car, which are all for Fang Shaokang. In the words of Mayor Yuan, "Pay attention to your image, don't make people laugh when you get there."

Zheng Tan was not sure who the "person" who "makes people laugh" referred to by Mayor Yuan was, and he didn't bother to guess, as long as he knew that he could return to Chuhua City.

The driver of the off-road vehicle knew Fang Shaokang, and was sent by Fang Shaokang's second brother.

Looking at the off-road vehicle going away, Mayor Yuan sighed: "A person who is almost forty is not as worry-free as a cat."

If Papa Jiao knew Mayor Yuan's emotion at this moment, he would definitely say: This cat is actually even more worry-free.

Zheng Tan in the off-road vehicle will pay attention to the signboards on the highway from time to time after the car drives on the highway. Fang Shaokang is holding a map, and Zheng Tan will also go up to look at it, and then use the signs to estimate the distance between Chu and Chu. How far is Huashi?

Originally, Zheng Tan thought that he would arrive in Chuhua City soon, but Fang Shaokang directed the driver to take a detour. He could have gone in a straight line, but he had to turn halfway to go to a city with a long history to see the scenery and take a photo , eat a folk snack, and then go shopping for a few days.

Although Zheng Tan was a little unhappy in the first two days, he was also quite interested in eating, drinking and having fun, but he kept repeating such things later on, and Zheng Tan was not happy. So what if it has a long history, no matter how delicious those folk snacks are, with Fang Shaokang, Zheng Tan really has no intention of shopping.

However, the driver only listened to Fang Shaokang's words, and Zheng Tan couldn't help it. It was impossible for the driver to take him away, right?

Since Fang Shaokang couldn't change his mind, Zheng Tan changed his approach. When he followed Fang Shaokang to a certain city on the way, Zheng Tan would ask Fang Shaokang to buy some small souvenirs, and if he liked them, he would jump over and hug the souvenirs, and then wait for Fang Shaokang to pay.

Thinking about the colors and styles that everyone in the Jiao family likes, Zheng Tan chose some of them.

The driver who followed Fang Shaokang went from surprise at the beginning, to calmness, and then to numbness. He was no stranger to Zheng Tan picking up souvenirs, and if Fang Shaokang was busy taking pictures and had no time, the one who helped pay was him. It was also the first time for this driver to feel that cats are such a troublesome animal!

Stop and go like this, and take a long detour on the way, before entering Jinghan Province, which is the province where Chuhua City is located, after a week. Just when Zheng Tan felt that the light was in front of him, Fang Shaokang asked the driver to stop again, and spent a few days in a county not far from Chuhua City, saying that he was going to go fishing there.

Zheng Tan wished he could slap him across the face, never ride in a car with this kind of person in the future, they are too easy to make trouble for.

"Ten and a half months as agreed, why go back so early?" Fang Shaokang was sitting by the lake, fishing leisurely with a fishing rod.

Zheng Tan squatted on a nearby tree, pulling his ears and ignoring him. It has been ten days since I contacted Papa Jiao, are you really going to wait half a month? And yesterday, he used Fang Shaokang's mobile phone to call Papa Jiao, and Papa Jiao said that the matter over there was almost finished, and Zheng Tan could go back anytime.

"Wow woof! woof woof!"

Next to it, a black-haired soil dog was jumping happily on the spot. This dog is raised by a nearby farm family. He always likes to watch people fishing, and barks excitedly whenever there is any movement.

"Baited?!" Fang Shaokang hurriedly raised the rod, "There are fish to eat tonight!"

Zheng Tan yawned, ignored them, ran to Fang Shaokang's big backpack again, unzipped it, and took out his mobile phone from the bag.

The driver who was sitting by the side helping to carry the fish bucket did not react when he saw this scene. Anyway, this was not the first time. Now every day, I can see the cat take out the mobile phone from the backpack, then dial the number, and answer the call. After listening to the call, the cat is in a particularly good mood. And every time he sees this situation, the driver will confirm again that the black cat is evil.

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