The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Chapter 434 Types and Characteristics of Trolls (2281)

The dream of prophecy was as real as ever, and even this time it was so real that Er Ha seemed to have a soul-piercing feeling. Er Ha was stunned to find that when he woke up, he was sweating all over the floor. If it wasn't for the smell of sweat, people would think it was peeing on the floor!

At the moment of falling asleep, Er Ha felt that he had really become a statue...

Well, maybe it's a statue now!

After a lapse of six years, the ministers in the clan should have already recognized the fact that it died, and during these six years, let alone erect a statue in the temple of the hero in the clan... Even if all the first ones are torn down It's too late to make a new one.

Er Ha scratched the dog's head and felt a little irritable. It didn't expect that the second dream of prophecy would actually dream about the family...

Elder Wen's cry for help, he could hear every word very clearly, like thunder.

After its death, the swallowing clan has not established a new king for a long time, and will soon be declared war by the enemy clan Jiuyou python clan...

In the absence of a clan leader and lack of morale for several years, Erha knew that if this battle was fought, he would definitely lose.

Er Ha gasped heavily, and when he raised his head, he saw that the little master was doing his homework, so he fell back to the ground silently.

To be honest, Erha doesn't know how to speak... In theory, it has nothing to do with the swallowing clan, but every word Elder Wen said in the Temple of Heroes in the dream Remember clearly.

For six years, no new king has been established...

As the eldest old official in the clan, Elder Wen actually believed that it was still alive.

This made Er Ha in disbelief, and a complex emotion suddenly appeared in his heart that he didn't know whether to be sighed or moved.

It has to figure out how to do this!

It really doesn't work... I'll ask Wang Ling to sell a cute one...

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It was a rare quiet night, and there was nothing in the chat group.

Daoist Guang is busy researching live broadcasts and figurines, Wang Ling is busy reviewing and reading books, True Monarch Throwing Thunder is measuring the sword energy on the robe in Wang Ming's research institute, and Xiao Yin is trying to recover from "lost love". "Come out of the shadows...

Dad Wang, on the other hand, was trying his best to start a new round of battle with the keyboard warriors in the study room, meditating on words...

Originally, the daily battle between Dad Wang and the keyboard warriors was carried out on the toilet through the mobile phone, but now Mom Wang has forced him to replace the thermostatic toilet in the Wang family. Dad Wang has to stand up within two minutes of sitting... Otherwise, he will sit for a long time. Now, sprinkle some cumin and it's a sizzling barbecue.

So now Dad Wang can only sacrifice a little time to watch the live broadcast of the female anchor "Xiao Xuan" to clean up his book review area and fight against trolls.

Dad Wang has many fans, but more fans means more trolls.

No matter what book, no matter how well written, there are always trolls...

Dad Wang remembers that when he was just starting out and his popularity was not very high, he encountered one or two trolls, and he always liked to use the author's account to fight these trolls. However, now that his popularity is high, Dad Wang fought with keyboard warriors. Also picky.

Most of the trolls on the genuine website will only post some trash talk. For these suspected trolls of the navy type, Dad Wang has long stopped replying to them, so he will be permanently banned and deleted! Out of sight is pure! ——With authority, you can do whatever you want!

After so many years of polishing in the online novel circle, Dad Wang has gradually discovered some characteristics of trolls.

First, these trolls are generally pirated users who do not subscribe.

When I was unhappy with the pirated website, I sprayed a wave first, and then I was afraid that the author would not be able to see myself spraying, so I specially registered an account to go to the genuine website to continue spraying...

So every time Dad Wang sees this kind of troll trumpet with no books on the bookshelf and 0 overall fan value, he always sighs in his heart: Why are there such boring people in this world? In the final analysis, the teacher assigned too little homework!

Second, trolls generally like to talk about their experiences.

The strength of this group of trolls is slightly stronger than the above group of trolls who make a lot of money. Every time they spit, they also like to use "dictums" and "examples" to prove how many years they have read books, and how many years How much wisdom. What I like the most is to speculate and be clever, compare the author I spray with the author I like, step on one and hold one... But I don't know that the authors in the same circle have a very good relationship! Fans are rewarding each other on the list, and they are chatting and laughing...

As for this type of troll, Dad Wang's conclusion is... This group of people may have replaced their brains with placentas when they were born, resulting in incomplete development of intelligence. Light grows the body, not the brain. Because people with real intelligence and experience are very low-key and never show off.

Third, trolls generally do not comment on a book after reading it in its entirety.

Dad Wang actually sees a lot of this type of trolls. Dad Wang thinks that if you want to comment on a book, at least you have to read the original version first! Then, under the condition of viewing the genuine version, after reading 70 to 80%, you can express your opinion... After you have consumed it and bought a bad product, it is your right to give a bad review. I haven't read a few chapters before I start a random review. This type of person Wang Dad thinks may be quite unsatisfactory in daily life.

Dad Wang has seen a lot of black fans and trolls on the Internet in recent years. In fact, most of them maintain an attitude of not being surprised. Those who can be directly banned with authority will be banned directly, and no nonsense is needed at all. It is also a good choice to mobilize fans to report where the authority is not needed...

Every time Dad Wang sees someone reposting a troll's comment in the genuine reader group, he will make the fans not get excited, don't swear swearing, just send a "smile" emoji...

Because people are always people, and monkeys are always monkeys, to argue with monkeys will actually make you seem very unintelligent.

Of course, there is an exception, and that is when Dad Wang encounters comments that not only criticize himself, but also criticize his readers.

Whether it's genuine or pirated, Dad Wang doesn't want his readers to be willfully attacked and trampled on by these trolls.

This is the bottom line of Dad Wang...

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In front of the screen, Dad Wang lit a cigar and smoked.

He just saw a very interesting long comment in the book friend group. This long comment was transferred from a pirated software by a loyal genuine reader. The ID of the troll who posted the long comment was called "Three Cylinders Meng Po Soup".

This troll perfectly combines all the characteristics of the aforementioned trolls. Not only the troll works, the troll authors, but also the fans of the works are bombarded together. He thinks that the fans who watch Dad Wang's works are all 14-16 years old. Imperfect teenagers don't have the ability to distinguish between good and bad works... And the funniest thing is that this troll even suspected Wang Dad of reading reading data on pirated software under the post!

Lie Mengmeng stood next to Dad Wang, and after reading this long comment, she couldn't help but exclaim: "I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi! How can an author brush pirated software data?"

Dad Wang chuckled: "It's not that he replaced his brain with a placenta when he was born, maybe his mother lost him when he was born and left the placenta to grow up..."

Lie Mengmeng: "..."

"Do you want to fight back?"

"Fight back? Of course!"

It’s okay to spray him, spray his fans, unforgivable!

Dad Wang raised his eyebrows, his fingertips flying.

I thought of a couplet and sent it out.

Shanglian: The keyboard boss is very powerful.

The next link: Pirated Qixia points the country.

Horizontal batch: M! D! Z! Z!

Lie Mengmeng: "..."

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New Year's Eve... For the trolls who worked tirelessly to rummage through elementary school Chinese textbooks and wrote long comments of 1,000 and 10,000 characters in 2017, Ku Xuanjun had no choice but to write a pair of Spring Festival couplets to greet you all, I wish you all the best Happy Chinese New Year, immortal!