The Foolish Gong was Reborn

Xie Zhongxing said calmly, “You won’t, you can rest assured.”As he said this, he used his eyes to urge him to continue drinking.Qin Zhongyue hesitated for a moment before drinking out of the glass.Xie Zhongxing went and got two more bottles.Qin Zhongyue hiccuped, “I really can’t drink too much. I won’t get hard if I drink too much.”Xie Zhongxing, “Just a little more. You being sober makes me nervous.”Qin Zhongyue gave Xie Zhongxing a ‘Alright, I’ll let you win’ look and sighed, “Fine.”His face turned redder the more he drank. When he was on his third bottle, he was finally unable to hold his glass steady. The glass fell onto the ground and shattered.Qin Zhongyue’s voice was slurred, “I need to pee. Where’s the toilet?”As he said that, he got up and headed for the bathroom.Xie Zhongxing followed him and helped support him, “Are you drunk?”Qin Zhongyue denied it, “I’m not drunk. But I don’t want to drink anymore. I need to pee.”Xie Zhongxing laughed when he heard him deny that he was drunk. His tone was gentle, “Alright, you don’t need to drink anymore.”He supported Qin Zhongyue to the bathroom. Qin Zhongyue struggled with unbuttoning his pants so Xie Zhongxing helped him with that. He even helped him hold little Zhongyue to ensure that he was aiming well.Qin Zhongyue looked down at Xie Zhongxing’s soft features and giggled, “Wifey, you’re so beautiful.”Xie Zhongxing helped him pull up his pants and looked at him, “You’re also very handsome.”Qin Zhongyue pressed him against the wall. The breath he breathed out was hot, “Wifey.”Xie Zhongxing took in his appearance. Because of the alcohol, Qin Zhongyue’s gaze was deep and affectionate. Xie Zhongxing’s entire body felt hot being looked at like that. And when pressed against the wall, all he could feel was Qin Zhongyue’s broad and hot chest.At this moment, Qin Zhongyue suddenly said, “Wifey, can you blow me?”Xie Zhongxing, “………”Qin Zhongyue said aggrievedly, “You’ve never blown me before so I don’t even know what it feels like.”Xie Zhonging smiled, “Then let’s go out first, okay?”Qin Zhongyue obediently followed Xie Zhongxing out and was pushed onto the bed.Qin Zhongyue supported himself up while looking a little confused, “What are you doing?”Xie Zhongxing, “What do you think I’m doing?”Qin Zhongyue watched as he sat on his legs. He hiccuped and then laid flat on the bed, “Oh, you want to ride me again.”“Go on, ride me. Treat me like a horse and ride me.”Xie Zhongxing, “……..”Xie Zhongxing, “I’m riding you ‘again’? When have I rode on you?”Qin Zhongyue was stunned for a moment. He suddenly supported himself up again, “Aren’t you my wifey?”As he said that, he moved closer to Xie Zhongxing and only said with certainty after he was almost completely cross-eyed from how close he was, “Yes you are my wifey, hehehe.”Xie Zhongxing was certain that Qin Zhongyue was drunk this time.Xie Zhongxing asked softly, “You still haven’t answered my question. When have I rode on you?”Afraid that Qin Zhongyue didn’t understand him, he asked that question slowly and made sure he spoke very clearly.Qin Zhongyue felt wronged, “What do you mean? You’re not admitting to it now?”Xie Zhongxing, “I haven’t done it before.”Qin Zhongyue, “No, you have! The first time you did it, you almost snapped my dick!”Xie Zhongxing asked, “When did that happen? Why don’t I remember it?”Qin Zhongyue tried to recall, “It was a snowy day just like the day Mrs Xianglin lost her child…Xie Zhongxing, “……”Does everyone become this dumb when they’re drunk?Xie Zhongxing, “When was it? I still don’t remember.”Qin Zhongyue sent Xie Zhongxing an angry look, “You’re always like this! You don’t even remember our wedding anniversary or even your birthday! I can’t believe you’re asking me when it was. I even had to call for a doctor because of you and you’re saying that you don’t remember?!”As he said that, he burst into tears, “You don’t care about me at all!!”Xie Zhongxing, “………”The jut in Xie Zhongxing’s neck bobbed. He stared at Qin Zhongyue’s face and asked very seriously, “When did we get married? Why don’t I know about it?”Qin Zhongyue slapped the bed, “Wow, you don’t even know when we got married?! We got married on October 1st, 2015!! I even celebrated your birthday for you during our honeymoon in October! If I hadn’t peeked at your ID card, I wouldn’t have even known that your birthday was in October! You didn’t even say anything about it too. How could you be so cruel to yourself!”Xie Zhongxing, “…”Qin Zhongyue stared at him and continued with a choked up voice, “What now? Why aren’t you saying anything? You should really reflect on this!! With you being so cold and ruthless all the time, I can’t tell if you really like me!”Qin Zhongyue, “I’m so pitiful. You don’t care about me at all!”Xie Zhongxing’s breathing was a little hasty. He did his best to calm himself down and moved closer to hug him, “No, that’s not true. Of course I like you a lot. If I didn’t like you, would I sleep with you?”Qin Zhongyue stopped, “Really?”Xie Zhongxing, “Really. If I didn’t like you, would I sleep with you? If I didn’t like you, I wouldn’t have even married you.” Qin Zhongyue, “But you were forced by my father to marry me.”Xie Zhongxing, “?”Qin Zhongyue, “You married me not because you liked me but because my father forced you to.”Xie Zhongxing blinked a few times. He softened his voice and asked gently, “Why do you think it was because your father forced me and not because I wanted to marry you voluntarily?”Qin Zhongyue was perplexed, “How could it be voluntary? I was studying abroad and had never met you until we got married.”Xie Zhongxing, “…..”Now Xie Zhongxing’s mind was filled with question marks.Qin Zhongyue paused again and muttered, “Wait, that’s not right. I didn’t go abroad this time. I’m studying….what was it again?”Xie Zhongxing helped answer his question, “You are currently studying at Tsinghua University.”Qin Zhongyue nodded, “Yes, it’s Tsinghua!”He giggled, “I’m studying at Tsinghua. It’s a great school hehehe.”Qin Zhongyue remembered something else now. With a stern look, he insisted, “Now that I’m a student of Tsinghua, my price is not the same. You need to pay me more to sleep with you at night!”Although Xie Zhongxing felt anxious inside, he didn’t show it. He slowly asked Qin Zhongyue, “Why do I need to pay more?”Qin Zhongyue, “Three hundred a night is too little. Shouldn’t you give me more now that I’m a student of Tsinghua University?”Xie Zhongxing, “….Then how much do you want?”Qin Zhongyue said happily, “At least double? How about six hundred?”Xie Zhongxing now realised, “When you said you were paid three hundred a night to be a duck, you were talking about sleeping with me?”Qin Zhongyue sighed, “Haa, it’s a tough physical job and I only get three hundred. Xie Zhongxing, you are too ruthless!”Xie Zhongxing, “……”Fucking hell. Xie Zhongxing found it hard not to swear. Having reached this point, although the guess he had in mind was quite shocking, it may actually be real. He lowered his voice and asked, “Qin Zhongyue, how old are you right now?”Qin Zhongyue looked blankly at him for a moment before his eyes welled up and tears flowed out, “You actually forgot my age!! Fuck! Let’s get divorced!!”Xie Zhongxing, “….”Seeing that he wasn’t saying anything, Qin Zhongyue held back his tears and said in a choked up voice, “...I was just joking.”He hiccuped aggrievedly, “I’m 27 this year.”Xie Zhongxing took in a breath. He now understood.Qin Zhongyue knew what would happen over the next ten years. Or more specifically, he was someone who came from ten years later.Qin Zhongyue who saw that he wasn’t speaking hurriedly kissed Xie Zhongxing, “Wifey, I was just kidding. Don’t be angry, okay?”Xie Zhongxing sighed, “I’m not angry.”Xie Zhongxing looked at him, “Do you want to go to bed?”Qin Zhongyue’s vision was already becoming a little hazy. He could see two of Xie Zhongxing, “Can you pay me more?”Xie Zhongxing, “…...Yes.”Qin Zhongyue continued shyly, “Can you pay double? I’m now a top student from Tsinghua so my value should increase.”Xie Zhongxing, “……”From Qin Zhongyue’s drunken state and knowing that those who are drunk typically only remember things that deeply affected them, this matter was probably something that had bothered Qin Zhongyue for a long time.Xie Zhongxing took in a breath and smiled, “Nine hundred a night. How is that?”Qin Zhongyue did some calculations. He was very satisfied, “Sure enough, studying helps you make money.”“……” Xie Zhongxing coaxed him, “Go sleep.”Qin Zhongyue, “Let’s do it.”He chuckled and whispered, “I’ll give you a discount today. Three hundred is enough!”Xie Zhongxing felt that this situation was very strange.But he still nodded, “Then I really have to thank you for that.”Qin Zhongyue who got Xie Zhongxing’s promise shyly took off his shirt, revealing his gorgeous muscles. He very boldly and passionately invited him, “Come, have your fun with me.”The next day, Qin Zhongyue woke up with a pounding headache. After taking a few seconds to clear his mind up, he pulled away his blanket and checked. Xie Zhongxing next to him said, “Don’t worry, it’s not broken.”Qin Zhongyue breathed a sigh of relief. He looked at Xie Zhongxing and was startled by the sight, “Holy shit, Xing Xing, why do you look…..” like that?The last two words were swallowed back down and he changed it to, “Why do you look so beautiful.”In his eyes, Xie Zhongxing looked terrible with the dark circles under his eyes.Qin Zhongyue didn’t dare imagine how fierce of a situation it was last night to make Xie Zhongxing look like this.Xie Zhongxing asked, “Do I look bad?”Qin Zhongyue immediately lied, “No, you still look very good! You look so good, it’s blinding!”As Xie Zhongxing sat up, the blanket on him slipped down. Qin Zhongyue could see large hickeys on his beautiful and smooth back. The jut in his throat bobbed a few times. He was a little annoyed that he got too drunk last night. He actually didn’t remember any of it.Xie Zhongxing glanced at him, “Let’s get up.”After a pause, a slender hand reached out in front of Qin Zhongyue. It was holding three notes.Qin Zhongyue paused. When he looked over at Xie Zhongxing, Xie Zhongxing smiled back, “Three hundred a night. The discounted price for a Tsinghua duck.”Qin Zhongyue, “……….”