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On the other end of the phone, Wen Zhecheng instantly felt his blood rushing to his head. Recently, he had been living too sweetly, almost forgetting that behind Rong Yuheng stood dozens of overbearing brothers ready to support him!

“Who are you with? Isn’t it Lu Mingxuan?” Wen Zhecheng asked, and unwillingly added, “Darling?”

Damn, Rong Yuheng’s ears were almost electrocuted by this sudden “darling”! Why was Wen Zhecheng also teasing him like You Tianyu?

You Tianyu pulled Rong Yuheng’s wrist, his mouth almost touching the phone screen. “Of course, I’m my darling’s dearest~”

Rong Yuheng: … Help, this is so greasy!!!

Unable to endure it, he slapped You Tianyu’s face. “You Tianyu, be normal.”

Wen Zhecheng was puzzled, “You Tianyu?”

You Tianyu, even after having his identity exposed, continued with the last showdown, “Darling, don’t be angry, my… brother is worried.”

He originally wanted to say “husband,” but before it came out, he felt disgusted with himself and changed it in a second, “…brother is worried.”

Elder brother…? Wen Zhecheng furrowed his eyebrows, “The overbearing one from the northeast?”

Unable to hold back, Rong Yuheng burst into laughter.

You Tianyu: …Miscalculated, damn it.

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Wen Zhecheng’s feelings toward You Tianyu were complicated. The last showdown hadn’t yet concluded, and he couldn’t help but have a hint of suspicion:

Did You Tianyu really like Rong Rong from his family?

…No! The choice was already made, and he had thrown the key into the Mariana Trench!

Not wanting to continue this boring farce, Rong Yuheng said to Wen Zhecheng, “I’m hanging up now; I’ll talk to you when I get back.”

Wen Zhecheng’s suspicion skyrocketed! If he hung up, wouldn’t he be completely unable to know what was happening on Rong Yuheng’s end?

“No, I want to stay on the call with you,” Wen Zhecheng insisted.

You Tianyu: “You’re disturbing us.”

Wen Zhecheng: “You’re disturbing me talking privately with my boyfriend.”

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You Tianyu: “My dear and I cherish our private time; there’s no place for you to speak.”

Wen Zhecheng: “He’s my dear. Even over the phone, it’s our private world.”

You Tianyu: “I…”

“It seems like I’m disturbing you,” Rong Yuheng casually interjected. “Why don’t you two exchange WeChat and chat privately? Without me as a middleman, it should be smoother.”

Wen Zhecheng & You Tianyu: “No, thanks…”

Coldly ending the call, Rong Yuheng finally put an end to this groundless melodrama.

In the front seat, Old Yang’s sweat dripped down his forehead. He didn’t look away, not even daring to glance at the rearview mirror.

In his heart, he silently repeated: The more you know, the faster you die.

Rong Yuheng maintained a cool demeanor throughout the journey, appearing elegant and noble. Despite You Tianyu’s attempts to coax him, he remained unyielding.

Humph! Rong Yuheng thought, let you talk nonsense, let you mess up the script! You’re having fun, and in the end, I’m the one who suffers!

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He couldn’t even imagine that in the future, when he met Wen Zhecheng, they would spend several nights racing on the Autumn Mountain.

…

It wasn’t until the private car smoothly stopped outside Rong’s villa that Rong Yuheng glanced sideways at You Tianyu, raised his chin, and got out of the car.

You Tianyu, realizing his guilt, followed suit, rubbing Rong Yuheng’s small head and saying, “Hey, I was just joking… Besides, if Wen Zhecheng breaks up with you over this, it means he’s not worth it.”

Rong Yuheng threw a series of punches at him. “He won’t break up!”

Even worse than a breakup, he would be sunburned!!

Just as You Tianyu was about to comfort him, Rong Yuheng stopped moving.

You Tianyu: …Out of battery?

The two were standing in front of the door of Rong’s villa. You Tianyu had his back to the entrance and couldn’t see what was happening behind him.

After a quiet moment, Rong Yuheng suddenly pulled at You Tianyu’s clothes, lowering his head with a hint of shyness. “You… when you said you wanted to be my dearest, treat me like your little darling… were you serious?”

“?” You Tianyu was puzzled, only wanting to appease the angry Rong Yuheng, so he said, “Yeah… my little baby.”

Rong Yuheng, “Then don’t abandon or give up on me, okay?”

Before You Tianyu could ask if Rong Yuheng was having an episode, a sinister and terrifying voice came from behind him.

“You Tianyu, I entrusted Xiao Heng to you with such peace of mind, and you actually have other intentions towards him!!”

You Tianyu’s heart skipped a beat. He turned around, and in the dimming light of the evening, a tall figure stood in front of the imposing villa. The backlighting obscured the features of the figure, making it look like an ominous presence.

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Rong Congyan walked slowly towards them, his eyes emerging from the shadows. “My dear? Little darling? You Tianyu, these exaggerated sweet words can only deceive my innocent little Heng!”

You Tianyu’s pupils contracted. He lowered his head to look at the figure in front of him.

In the clear pupils of Rong Yuheng, there was a mixture of confusion, fear, and disbelief, precisely controlled to three decimal places of precision!

You Tianyu realized in an instant. He watched Rong Congyan, who was about to charge for a fight, and shouted in his mind:

“Wake up! Your little brother is far from innocent!!!”

…

After throwing the drama queen You Tianyu to deal with Rong Congyan, Rong Yuheng returned to the villa with light steps.

Evil people have their own evil ways, and the ancients were indeed not deceiving him.

Opening the video call with the jealous Wen Zhecheng, they chatted for half an hour, and the latter was somewhat appeased. After hanging up the phone, Rong Yuheng kneeled on the bed, touched his own little butt, and made a determination:

“Don’t worry, I will protect you.”

When Rong Congyan walked out of the room, he saw his younger brother kneeling at the bedside, touching his own butt. He widened his eyes,

“What are you doing!?”

Rong Yuheng, “…”

He picked up a pillow and threw it over, “Why didn’t you knock when you came in!!”

Rong Congyan ran over, holding the pillow with concern, “What happened to your butt? Is it that bird You Tianyu…”

“How is that possible!” Rong Yuheng shouted, “Even if there is anything, it’s with Wen—”

“…” Rong Congyan’s gaze became serious, “Wen?”

Rong Yuheng: I’m done.

After giving his younger brother a good education, Rong Congyan closed the bedroom door with a warning look. He showed half of his face through the gradually closing door crack,

“Don’t believe the sweet words of men! They are all lies!”

Rong Yuheng nodded obediently.

The door clicked shut. He took out his phone from behind, pressed the end recording button, and promptly backed up and saved the recording.

When he has a sister-in-law in the future, this will surely be excellent gossip.

—

Rong Yuheng stayed at home for two days, meticulously cleaning the seashells, and then decided to visit his pet owner Wen Zhecheng and the big white goose.

Coincidentally, the live broadcast of the public performance and the program “Ke Lai” were about to be aired. Rong Yuheng felt it was necessary for him and Wen Zhecheng to face the storm hand in hand.

When he arrived at Wen Zhecheng’s house, it was around three in the afternoon. The weather was warming up, and Wen Zhecheng opened the door wearing only a single layer of clothing, revealing the contours of his muscles through the fabric.

Rong Yuheng, still in a large coat, looked quite fluffy. As soon as he entered, he was embraced tightly.

Wen Zhecheng sucked in a breath, “Are you not hot wearing so much?”

“Not hot.” Rong Yuheng struggled out of his arms, “Where is Uncle?”

“He went to listen to music with friends.”

“Oh.” Rong Yuheng then willingly nestled back into the arms of his owner, rolling around freely.

The two shamelessly played around in the hallway for a while. Wen Zhecheng, using the excuse of “spiritual trauma,” took him for a drive around Akina. A big lap, another big lap, and another big lap…

After three rounds, Rong Yuheng felt numb.

Both mentally and physically.

He looked like a disheveled abandoned hamster as he curled up on the sofa. Wen Zhecheng contentedly brought out a cushion and a computer for gaming, while he busied himself in the kitchen.

After dinner, Rong Yuheng rejuvenated.

Feeling that the time was right, he brought snacks and fruits to face the storm together.

At exactly 6:00, the first episode of the second season of “Ke Lai” was aired. Although there was no specific information about the live broadcast, it was expected to happen in the next two days.

At 6:00 sharp, “Ke Lai” began.

As the program had previously announced that Wen Zhecheng and Rong Yuheng would appear, the barrage was filled with “Ze Cheng once in a lifetime” CP fans waving their flags high.

The support from the only Wen Zhecheng fan amidst the overwhelming “Ze Cheng once in a lifetime” fans seemed thin and helpless.

Rong Yuheng, feeling sorry, said, “The only Wen fan is so pitiful.”

Wen Zhecheng comforted him, “It’s okay; one day they will understand the essence of human nature.”

“What essence?”

“If you can’t beat them, join them.”

“…”

After the opening, there was an introductory segment: a bright and comfortable living room, a clean and bright kitchen, and vibrant potted plants bathed in sunlight, giving a comfortable feeling.

The scene shifted, and the first to appear was Qiao Tan. He walked down the stairs, stretching lazily, “Ziyi, Luoxing, let’s tidy up a bit. Teacher Wen and Rong Rong will be here soon.”

Ju Ziyi, with a cascade of smooth long hair, turned to take a tea set from the cabinet. “I’ll brew some tea for everyone.”

From upstairs came Chen Luoxing’s slightly anxious voice, “Hey hey, I’ll tidy up and be right there!” The camera cut to Chen Luoxing, who was in front of a mirror, adjusting his hairstyle and fidgeting with his clothes, as if never satisfied.

A thought bubble popped up next to him: “Nervous!”

At the computer, Rong Yuheng nudged Wen Zhecheng, “Look, truly your fanboy.”

Wen Zhecheng immediately expressed his loyalty with caution, “I’m also your fanboy. I get nervous like this every time before I see you.”

Rong Yuheng laughed, “Hehehe, I didn’t say anything.”

…

In the program, Qiao Tan was checking the ingredients in the refrigerator when a knock on the door suddenly sounded from behind.

“Hey, is it Teacher Wen and Rong Rong coming?” 

As soon as he finished speaking, the barrage instantly surged.

Fans exclaimed, “Ah ah ah, they’re here!”

The door opened, and the first to appear in the frame was Rong Yuheng’s fluffy head. He squeezed through the door crack, “Teacher Qiao!”

Wen Zhecheng, behind him, glanced downward, then used his hand to block the door frame, afraid Rong Yuheng would bump his head.

Qiao Tan welcomed them, “Welcome, welcome~”

Ju Ziyi greeted them from across the living room and then called upstairs for Chen Luoxing. Soon, Chen Luoxing rushed down, apologetic, “Sorry, sorry…”

In the living room, Wen Zhecheng looked aloof.

“It’s okay.”

“Thank you.”

Chen Luoxing instantly wilted.

Fans in the barrage reveled in schadenfreude:

– Hahaha, heartbroken over the failure of fangirling!

– Teacher Wen is double standards in action, hahaha!

– I actually sighed in relief; this is the high and mighty Teacher Wen I know…!

Next, Qiao Tan led Wen Zhecheng and Rong Yuheng to tour the rooms, introducing them while the two casually gave their opinions.

“I like the bedroom with an attached bathroom.”

“Me too, it would be even better with a walk-in closet.”

Qiao Tan had a pile of question marks above his head: ??? Later, he cleverly edited his inner thoughts: I’m just a real estate agent, right?

The fans in the barrage were laughing:

– Haha, haha, newlywed vibes!

– Ah ah ah, what are you guys discussing in such detail, planning to move in together?

– ZCYY, I’m tired of hearing this phrase… feeling sorry for Teacher Qiao.

– Okay, we get it; you’re looking at a marital home, but don’t be too arrogant on the show [dog-head-save-life].

As the two finished inspecting the rooms and walked downstairs, the “couple” vibe became even stronger—

Wen Zhecheng never took his gaze off Rong Yuheng, asking whether he liked or wanted something, no matter what they did…

The three resident expressions went from subtle at the beginning to completely indifferent at the end.

Barrage comments:

– I’m starting to feel scared; ZCYY seems real…

– When someone likes you, they can’t hide it in their eyes…

– Leaving aside whether it’s real or not, WZC definitely likes RYH.

Netizens thought Wen Zhecheng’s gaze had already reached the limit of an open cabinet door, but little did they know the cooking segment that followed would be even more explosive.

Qiao Tan: Teacher Wen is really good at cooking.

Everyone: Wow, really?

Wen Zhecheng: Yes, if you don’t believe me, ask Rong Rong.

Rong Yuheng: It’s true, whether it’s noodles, dumplings, stir-fry, salads, or Western desserts…

Netizen: Hey hey hey, enough!!!

Later, the post-production team directly slapped everyone’s confusion on the screen: Do you know too much?

Finally, each guest received a dish. Just as they were about to start, Rong Yuheng suddenly, belatedly, pointed to his own nose and asked, “What about me?”

Qiao Tan said, “Teacher Wen will make two portions, one will be yours.”

The two main characters didn’t feel anything was wrong at all and readily accepted.

Barrage comments filled with question marks:

– Help, isn’t this information overload?

– Teacher Qiao is one of us! He understands too well!

– ??? So, is what Teacher Wen makes the same as what Rong Rong makes?

– …Can you please close the cabinet door?

Several dishes were served on the table, and everyone sat around it. Qiao Tan raised his glass to celebrate, “Cheers to the premiere of our first episode, and welcome Teacher Wen and Rong Rong!”

After clinking glasses, as soon as Rong Yuheng took a sip of wine, Wen Zhecheng cast a worried look.

Netizens immediately thought of the previous incident during the “Plain Clothes” wrap-up live broadcast, where Rong Rong seemed to let loose after drinking. Before they could worry again about an open cabinet door, Rong Yuheng turned to Wen Zhecheng with a puzzled expression.

“Are the kids next door drooling?”

Wen Zhecheng, “…”

The barrage burst into laughter instantly:

– Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha!! The atmosphere destroyer Rong Rong, hahaha!

– Feeling sorry for Teacher Wen for a second, a moment of misplaced affection [dog-head].

– The open cabinet door slowly closed and locked.

The following comedic dialogue among the three completely shifted the warm atmosphere to a silly one.

Rong Yuheng: Are you questioning me?

Wen Zhecheng: You still want to drag me down.

Qiao Tan: Teacher Wen, why are you so unreasonable?

Wen Zhecheng: So what if I’m unreasonable?

…

JonLi, who had finally faded from the viewers’ perspective, was pulled out and whipped again. Qiao Tan, who awkwardly entered the scene after the failure of “Ze Cheng Yi Yu,” had his dismal exit screen captured and turned into a meme.

[Qiao Tan shrugged: Maybe I don’t deserve it.jpg]

After dinner, the duo of Rong Yuheng and Ju Ziyi successfully injected fresh energy into the meme zone.

Netizens sent congratulations to Ju Ziyi, celebrating her entrance into the world of comedy stars…

The day passed happily with Rong Yuheng blooming, Ju Ziyi learning to bake a cake, Chen Luoxing fangirling, and Wen Zhecheng and Rong Yuheng swinging on a seesaw.

When Wen Zhecheng pushed Rong Yuheng on the seesaw, the distant sunset was slowly sinking. The golden afterglow enveloped the two, and Rong Yuheng laughed with bright, shining eyes, while Wen Zhecheng’s expression was unprecedentedly soft.

The “Ze Cheng Yi Yu” CP fans watching the video were all covering their mouths, clapping their thighs, and silently crying!

Oh my goodness—what a beautiful scene! KSWLKSWL!

However, at this point, there were hardly any CP fans left in the barrage commenting. All the major CP groups were spreading the word internally:

Don’t comment in the barrage! Damn, I’ve hit the jackpot for real; get ready to close the cabinet door!!! The first episode of “Guests from Afar” is recorded over two days, split into two parts. Only the recording of the first day is being shown today, so the progress bar is nearing its end.

CP fans were eagerly waiting to finish the last few minutes and then immediately go to Weibo to criticize and close the cabinet door.

In the video, the camera followed into the bedroom, where four men were standing in front of the bed, assigning sleeping arrangements. While Chen Luoxing was making the bed, he asked, “Teacher Wen and Rong Rong, where would you like to sleep tonight?”

Barrage comments:

– Of course, they should sleep separately.

– Actually, it’s okay for good brothers to sleep together.

– They’re all men, not fussy, not fussy…

However, before fans could close the cabinet door in the comments, they heard Wen Zhecheng casually pointing to a spot inside and saying, “I’ll put him in there; he doesn’t sleep soundly.”

The air suddenly became stagnant.

Then, the screen went black abruptly. The progress bar reached the end.

The entire barrage: ???????

In the overwhelming barrage comments, CP fans saw their own horrified faces projected on the pitch-black screen!

Author’s note: Wen Zhecheng & Rong Yuheng: Little ones, come and have some candy! Are you moved or not?

CP fans, holding the cabinet door, shivered: We dare not move, we dare not move…