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This post by Xun Guang’s WeChat Moments was empty, and Rong Yuheng wasn’t sure if it was because they didn’t have any mutual friends or if no one had liked it. Rong Yuheng decided to join in and playfully tapped the “Like” button with his little finger.

After a couple of minutes, a comment from Zai’an appeared under the post.

Zai’an didn’t dare to offend the screenwriter, so he could only engage in a friendly banter with Rong Yuheng.

[Zai’an]: Rong Yuheng, are you crazy??

Rong Yuheng chuckled as he held his phone, still feeling a bit dizzy from the ride. He laughed so much that he almost rolled off the bed.

While hanging over the edge of the bed, he suddenly received a new message on WeChat.

[Xun Guang]: …Friendly army? [Secretly Investigating.jpg]

[Rong Yuheng]: Yes! [Otter High Five.jpg]

[Xun Guang]: Oh my god! I found a sharp-tongued sister to partner with, yay! [Dumpling Jump.jpg]

Rong Yuheng didn’t think there was anything wrong with the term “sister.” His attention was entirely on the emojis – it was indeed the white dumpling!

Xun Guang didn’t ask about any love-hate relationship between Rong Yuheng and Zai’an. There was a distinction between a screenwriter and an idol – she could banter and joke around, but Rong Yuheng couldn’t.

[Xun Guang]: I just talked to you about my next project today, which is an even bigger IP than this one. We’ll be holding auditions soon. I don’t know where Zai’an heard the news from, but his manager contacted me and suggested that we work things out with the director.

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[Xun Guang]: His acting skills – even if he played a farmer, I’d doubt he knows how to plow the field, yet he wants to play the second male lead. I wonder if he took a bit too much sweet dream incense last night and had an overly long dream. [Princess Speechless.jpg]

Rong Yuheng was practically laughing his way to the floor while still hanging over the bed.

Xun Guang continued her rant –

[Xun Guang]: Only 20 million to enter the crew? It’ll take 40 million just to add special effects to his five-cent acting. Is our crew running a grand opening sale? Buy one, get one free.

Later, Zai’an threatened to withdraw his investment. The director actually hesitated. He had just tried to persuade me a moment ago. I swear, this is too funny.

Rong Yuheng was on the verge of laughter. He was rolling around on the floor, imitating a hamster. Just then, Wen Zhecheng’s call interrupted his laughter.

Having finished dinner, Wen Zhecheng saw Rong Yuheng’s message and immediately called him back. The call was answered, but before he could say anything, he was greeted by an earth-shattering of hamster laughter.

“Pfft, khehehehe!! Hehehehe!!”

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Wen Zhecheng’s throat was filled with a rush of tenderness, “…”

After the hamster laughter finally subsided and Rong Yuheng’s breathing steadied, Wen Zhecheng politely spoke, “Are you okay?”

Lying on the floor like a hamster carpet, Rong Yuheng took a deep breath and replied, “I’m fine. I just finished enjoying the Zaun version of ‘Discourses on Salt and Iron,’ and my emotions are still a bit unsettled.”

Wen Zhecheng didn’t understand. “What’s Zaun?”

Rong Yuheng patiently explained, “It’s a beautiful place with mountains and waters, and it’s also home to talented individuals.”

Wen Zhecheng understood. “So, it must be beautifully written.”

The topic of others quickly passed, and Wen Zhecheng began to express concern for his little hamster. “You’ve been busy all day. Are you feeling unwell?”

The dormitory floor was cold, unlike Wen Zhecheng’s home, which had underfloor heating. Rong Yuheng climbed back onto the bed, curling up, and replied, “A little bit, but it was still productive.”

“Hmm? What did you achieve?”

Wen Zhecheng’s voice was soft, carrying a hint of electric undertones. It flowed through the phone, slightly tingling Rong Yuheng’s eardrums.

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Rong Yuheng moved his phone away from his ear a little and rubbed his ear. “Shubai’s brother gave me a tip. The day to send off Sun Ge has been set. I want to contact Shi Qiu jie in advance, just in case we send off Sun Ge but Shi Qiu jie doesn’t intend to sign me.”

Wen Zhecheng suggested, “Let Youhe help with the contact. They have a good relationship.”

Rong Yuheng cheered loudly, “I love my Lord!”

Wen Zhecheng’s earlobes tingled. He wanted to casually say, “I love you too,” just like Rong Yuheng did, but he found it hard to get the words out. Finally, he softly uttered, “Mhm.”

He asked again, “What’s the plan for the next period?”

Rong Yuheng said, “There’s filming and recording, also need to find time to have a meal with Gold… friends.”

Wen Zhecheng’s tone carried deep meaning, “Oh… Gold’s friends.”

Rong Yuheng quickly compensated, “Gold’s friends, Silver’s friends, everyone is a good friend!”

Wen Zhecheng asked, “And me, what am I?”

Rong Yuheng said, “You’re my dearest owner~”

“!” Wen Zhecheng instantly floated again, the overwhelming “dearest” crowded his mind, erasing “Jin’s friend” from sight.

Well, never mind the financier, how can throwing money compare to personally feeding and caring?

Rong Yuheng and Wen Zhecheng spent some affectionate time discussing the script for their main pet drama before hanging up the call. As soon as he hung up, Rong Yuheng noticed that the Climb for Grandpa from Zaun was agitated.

【Xun Guang】: This grand master said his mouth is dry.

【Xun Guang】: ? Where are you? [Preparing to punch.jpg]

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【Xun Guang】: Could it be you’re a spy! You’re not an ally at all!! [Punching you, idiot.gif]

Rong Yuheng, “… …”

【Rong Yuheng】: I just called [Crawling otter.jpg]Mr. Xun Guang, the master of eloquence! Can speak so well, you will publish a book!

【Xun Guang】: I’ve already published many books, ha~ Well, I guess making a call is forgivable. Everyone has their special someone or something.

Rong Yuheng saw the word “special someone” and his eyes widened – the white puff was spouting nonsense! Truly a writer, their imaginative abilities are strong.

【Rong Yuheng】: Not a special someone, a friend!

【Xun Guang】: The exclamation mark indicates a strong tone, reflecting inner unease, suspicion of a hidden agenda. I was just joking, didn’t expect to get something out of it, ha~

Rong Yuheng: … Ha~ whatever.

After silently complaining in his mind, he suddenly realized – wait a minute, why was he starting to speak in Zaun dialect as well!

After bidding goodnight to the white dumpling, Rong Yuheng wrapped himself in his blanket and lay down on his bed, closing his eyes to purify his mind…

He was a Celestial Star, he shouldn’t speak Zaun dialect, he should speak proper language.

–

The first episode of “Treasure Hunt Contest” hasn’t been released yet, and the recording for the second episode won’t start until half a month later. With half a month’s time, along with the time gap between recording and airing, it’s enough for Rong Yuheng to arrange the transcendence process.

Before recording the second episode of the show, he managed to find time to meet with the main financiers’ fathers.

The dinner was arranged at a five-star hotel in the city. Lu Mingxuan was their premium client and directly reserved the VIP room, and Rong Yuheng was footing the bill.

Among close friends, there wasn’t much need for formality. Rong Yuheng showed up in a hoodie and jeans. Upon entering the VIP room, he noticed that Lu Mingxuan was just as ordinary as him, You Tianyu was as lively as ever, and Chi Tang was the epitome of elegance.

Behind Chi Tang, there was a large vase with a few plum branches, vibrant and about to bloom, complementing his pink floral shirt, a glimpse of spring.

Rong Yuheng’s gaze was full of words left unsaid, “… Are you here for matchmaking?”

Chi Tang smoothed down the creases in his collar, maintaining that unnecessary and ostentatious refinement, “You don’t understand, I have to always appear noble.”

Lu Mingxuan explained for him, “Chi Tang is pursuing Ju Ziyi – the permanent female guest on ‘Guest Arrival.’ He’s been pursuing her for half a year but hasn’t succeeded. He thinks he’s not noble enough, so he doesn’t deserve her.”

Rong Yuheng implied, “I think you might be too noble.”

Chi Tang turned a deaf ear, as if he couldn’t hear, raising his champagne glass and swaying it gently. The dazzling lights above cast reflections along the rim, looking quite down-to-earth.

Dishes were brought to the table, and they chatted while eating.

They started by inquiring about matters related to “Treasure Hunt Contest,” pretending to discuss business. Soon, they abandoned this uninteresting topic and revealed their gossipy selves.

Lu Mingxuan said, “If Chi Tang succeeds in pursuing someone, he’ll be the only one among us who’s not single anymore.”

Chi Tang retorted, “Your words seem to insult all of us…”

Lu Mingxuan, “Oh? Right.”

Rong Yuheng was gnawing on a rib, maintaining an air of reserve as he coldly observed them, assessing their intelligence.

You Tianyu wasn’t willing to let him off the hook, his gaze shifting as he recalled the previous incident. “Speaking of which, our Rong son has a new master.”

The other two instantly stopped their bickering and turned to him in unison. “What new master?”

Rong Yuheng spat out a bone and shouted in frustration, “Why are you prying into my business, You Tianyu!”

You Tianyu remained unfazed, tilting his head and studying Rong Yuheng. “How about giving us an explanation? Last time, during our date, you were on the phone with your ‘feeder’ the entire time.”

“Feeder!?” Lu Mingxuan and Chi Tang were shocked. “What the hell, are you serious? You’ve taken it this far?”

Rong Yuheng couldn’t stand their accusations. “You guys are so dirty. Don’t get too close to me!”

Lu Mingxuan got angry. “Damn it, who’s dirty? You even have a feeder now…” He trailed off, as if imagining something scandalous, covering his mouth in shock. “Oh… there might even be a little chained-up room, and they slide food to you through an iron window…”

“That’s jail,” Rong Yuheng coldly interrupted him.

“…”

You Tianyu continued to question, “Who’s your feeder? Besides us sugar daddies, you’ve actually accepted other masters?”

Rong Yuheng felt like he’d heard that line before, probably from Wen Zhecheng. But the difference between hearing it from Wen Zhecheng and hearing it from You Tianyu was like night and day.

“Just fooling around,” Rong Yuheng continued to gnaw on the bone. “Just like I call you sugar daddies. You really think you can outwit me?”

Lu Mingxuan imagined that scenario and in less than a second, he exclaimed and backed away from his chair, furrowing his brow and rubbing his arm vigorously. “Forget it, forget it, don’t pollute me.”

…

The topic of the “feeder” ended with Rong Yuheng’s overly vivid analogy. Until the meal was over, the three sugar daddies remained clueless about the identity of that feeder.

Before parting ways, Rong Yuheng paid the bill at the front desk. You Tianyu suddenly separated from the trio of idiots and approached him. He stood behind Rong Yuheng and asked in a low voice, “Are you making enough money now, or do you need big brother to help?”

Rong Yuheng casually took out a credit card from his fingertips and looked at You Tianyu with disdain, a hint of mockery playing on his lips. “You’re a joke.”

You Tianyu, “…”

After settling the bill, Rong Yuheng was about to join Lu Mingxuan and the others near the entrance. Suddenly, he paused and turned to You Tianyu. “We’re recording the next episode soon. Do you want to come and watch?”

“You want me to visit?” You Tianyu asked.

“As a sponsor, come quietly and discreetly,” Rong Yuheng replied.

You Tianyu was momentarily choked up. After a while, he let out a breath and clapped his hands, full of admiration. “You really are a typical client.”

“Quiet and discreet” and “colorfully dark” were almost on par.

…

Everything continued to proceed smoothly along its established course. Finally, it was time for the recording of the second episode.

In the morning, Xu Sun drove to pick up Rong Yuheng. He noticed that Rong Yuheng looked unusually bright, his small face smooth and translucent – it was clear he had used a face mask the night before.

Xu Sun found this rare. “You look particularly formal today.”

Sitting in the passenger seat, Rong Yuheng obediently fastened his seatbelt. “I treat everyone equally.”

Even if he had been treated like a paparazzi before, he still deserved to be treated well. Xu Sun didn’t fully understand his convoluted way of thinking, and before he could ask further, he heard Rong Yuheng ask, “Sun-ge, which flavor do you like – strawberry, blueberry, mango, or matcha, chocolate?”

Xu Sun said, “Strawberry and blueberry. Why are you asking this?”

“Nothing, just doing a social survey for a friend,” Rong Yuheng replied.

Xu Sun had become accustomed to Rong Yuheng’s twisted thought processes, so he didn’t think much of it. He drove him to the program group.

When the two arrived at the guest rest area, they didn’t see Yang Wen and Su Yuanyin, only an unfamiliar female guest waiting inside. Rong Yuheng nodded at her in greeting before heading towards the director’s resting room.

Xu Sun attempted to hold Rong Yuheng back. “Director Yang and Teacher Su seem to be discussing something. Don’t barge in recklessly.”

In an instant, Rong Yuheng turned a deaf ear and walked straight toward the director’s room.

“Hey! You…” Xu Sun’s voice trailed off as she saw the man who had been sitting on the sofa suddenly stand up, spreading his arms and striding towards Rong Yuheng, embracing him tightly –

You Tianyu assumed an affectionate posture, “Xiao Heng, big brother came to check on you. No one’s been bullying you, right?”

…!!?

Xu Sun felt like he had been struck by lightning!

Oh my god! What on earth? Rong Yuheng and the sponsor… what is their relationship??

Xu Sun widened his eyes, his mouth opening and closing, unable to speak for a while. Due to the overwhelming shock, his fingers hanging at his side were trembling slightly.

Rong Yuheng, being held by You Tianyu, first sighed inwardly: How pretentious You Tianyu isl!

Then, he was about to say, “Sun-ge treats me well,” intending to give the latter a knowing glance. Suddenly, a commotion came from the door.

Steady footsteps landed on the wooden floor, and in a matter of seconds, they were near Rong Yuheng’s back. The strength of You Tianyu’s embrace seemed to loosen a bit. The next moment, Rong Yuheng felt his arm being pulled to the side –

Following that force, he leaned back and slipped out of You Tianyu’s embrace. Then, his back pressed against another broad and solid chest.

The voice from above was both magnetic and familiar, carrying a hint of declaring sovereignty,

“With me here, no one will bully Rong Rong.”

Author’s Note: Sugar Daddy: Standard Attack

Rong Goose: Continuous Strike

Feeder: Critical Hit—!

Player Xu Sun: HP 0 [Defeated]