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Rong Yuheng felt that he had really hurt his back.

The phone fell to the ground with the screen facing down. Rong Yuheng could only pray to God – praying that he would not turn the phone over.

Wen Zhecheng’s eyes were filled with the little hamster that was caring for him, and he didn’t even notice that the person he was caring for was shaking slightly… He bent down to pick up the mobile phone in one go, and after picking it up, he was about to hand it over to someone. I subconsciously turned the screen over.

Suddenly, he made a move——

The phone screen was still on, glowing faintly in his hand.

In the picture, two familiar people were entangled and kissing. The car was going so fast that he could hardly hold his phone.

Wen Zhecheng’s breath suddenly stagnated: No, it’s terrible! What is this powerful thing?

Rong Yuheng felt that his world had been shattered from the moment Wen Zhecheng turned over the phone – he had been pure and flawless since he was a child, and when he grew up, he was like a snow-white delicate flower. Apart from talking dirty words, he has never actually done anything about color!

He finally worked up the courage to ask for a “kissing” fanart, but he didn’t expect the picture to be so exciting, and his owner even caught him!

Rong Yuheng’s face was burning red, and even the root of his neck was shrouded in heat. He reached out with his paw to snatch his phone back, but Wen Zhecheng was stronger.

Wen Zhecheng squeezed the phone firmly with his fingers.

It was like fireworks exploding in his mind right now, dizzying – these pictures were so exciting.

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He didn’t even want to delve into why there was a fan picture of two people kissing passionately on Rong Yuheng’s phone. He just felt like he was about to explode.

Rong Yuheng snatched it for a while but didn’t take it back. He was a little angry and said fiercely, “What are you doing! Give it back to me.”

Wen Zhecheng took a step forward, stood condescendingly in front of Rong Yuheng, looked down at him, “Why? I want to see it too.”

The distance between the two was too close, and Wen Zhecheng’s tall shadow cast a shadow in front of Rong Yuheng. His voice was a little hoarse, as if it was tainted with love and desire, and was teasing people.

Rong Yuheng felt a pressure, and he took a small step back, feeling very guilty, “This is a paid project, you are not allowed to look at it.”

“I can also pay, and I can also buy an annual card.” Wen Zhecheng grabbed Rong Yuheng’s wrist to prevent the man from shrinking further and further away.

His thinking was still a little exciting… It seemed that there was a picture just now, in which he held Rong Yuheng’s wrist and pressed him against the wall to kiss him.

As Wen Zhecheng thought about it, a burning sensation rose up in his lower abdomen, and he was so excited that all the sexy things he usually dared to think and dare not say came out. He pulled Rong Yuheng towards him, “Looking at these pictures, do you want to kiss me?”

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Damn it…Rong Yuheng was shocked by these straightforward words!

He wanted to kiss him, but it was embarrassing to say it.

Rong Yuheng licked his dry lips and said against his conscience, “I didn’t think about it.”

Wen Zhecheng said, “Who are you lying to?”

His mood was rising at this moment, as if a gap had been cut in a sealed bottle, and all the suppressed and restrained desires surged out, unable to be suppressed.

I want a confusing hug and a wet kiss.

I want to put into practice the scenes that have appeared in my mind and pictures.

Wen Zhecheng thought: Just be reckless once, or say “I’m sorry” later.

His throat rolled, and his other hand grasped Rong Yuheng’s waist. It felt good when you held it, the waist was flexible, the curvature was graceful, and it was very powerful. In short, it was resistant to tossing.

“Zaizai…” Wen Zhecheng called him in a low voice, then leaned over and lowered his head——

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The breathing intertwined between the two people as they closed the distance, from heavy and rapid at the beginning to hot, moist, and lingering.

Rong Yuheng’s lips were a little dry. The two of them were simply touching each other. Wen Zhecheng probably felt a rough touch under his lips, so he slowed down his breathing and stretched out his tongue to lick it lightly.

The lips immediately became moist and plump.

Rong Yuheng was kissed so hard that his whole body trembled slightly.

He felt that Wen Zhecheng’s hand on his waist was very hot, their lips touching each other were very hot, and Wen Zhecheng’s tongue was also very hot. But it wasn’t really hot. He probably cared too much about it, so he felt like the place where the two of them came in contact was about to burn.

Rong Yuheng thought in a trance while trembling that he hadn’t confessed his love to Wen Zhecheng yet.

But there seemed to be no difference.

…

They didn’t know how long they kissed. It wasn’t until Wen Zhecheng turned his head uncontrollably and wanted to peck Rong Yuheng’s neck and collarbone that the latter came back to his senses.

Rong Yuheng quickly pinched Wen Zhecheng’s lips with one hand, turning him into a duck! He said sternly, “No… no more chewing!”

Wen Zhechen showed a trace of dissatisfaction with this ending that was not romantic at all. He rubbed Rong Yuheng’s waist twice more, freeing his mouth from the former’s fingers.

“Does my kiss make you uncomfortable?”

Rong Yuheng’s mind was still in turmoil. He felt that he needed to enroll Wen Zhecheng in a language learning class – what does “uncomfortable kissing” mean? It sounds very crooked.

Does he want to answer “comfortable”?

“That’s enough… our progress bar moved too fast.” Rong Yuheng looked away and poked Wen Zhecheng’s chest again, trying to increase the distance between the two with the smallest contact area.

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Wen Zhecheng could not understand the former’s intention at all. He grabbed Rong Yuheng’s paws that were poking at him and issued a warning.

“I think it’s time to stop flirting with me.”

Rong Yuheng’s eyes widened in disbelief – why did he flirt with him!

Such a shameless Wen Zhechen, it was obviously what he wanted!

Rong Yuheng shouted loudly, “I didn’t!”

Wen Zhecheng’s eyes were filled with surprise, “I’m still very angry, I can do it again!”

Rong Yuheng, “…”

He lowered his head instantly, looking as if he was angry.

Wen Zhecheng, “…”

But Rong Yuheng was not being pretentious, he was really in trouble, he felt so weak——

Wen Zhecheng opened his mouth and started popping, which almost knocked him out of his mind. He couldn’t apply and suck, and he didn’t know what kind of stimulation he had.

Rong Yuheng was still looking for the crux of the problem in Wen Zhecheng, and did not blame it on the fan art he had arranged.

Wen Zhecheng tasted the sweetness and understood the taste. Now he put his arms around Rong Yuheng’s waist and rubbed it here and there, “Let’s kiss again…”

Rong Yuheng said, “No, I don’t agree.”

Wen Zhecheng, “Oh, then I apologize.”

After he finished speaking, he lowered his head to kiss and nibble.

Rong Yuheng: …I am jdhxboujxx!

The two kissed each other for several times between “rejection” and “apology”. About an hour later, Wen Zhechen stared at the face of his little hamster and fell into silence…

“Zaizai,” he suddenly pulled Rong Yuheng’s clothes corner, “I was wrong.”

I don’t know if this is the first time Wen Zhecheng has apologized tonight.

Rong Yuheng was already numb, but he inexplicably found a trace of sincerity in this apology.

His eyes were slightly focused, “…where did you go wrong?”

Wen Zhecheng lowered his head, looking aggrieved and said, “It’s not serious at all.”

Rong Yuheng reacted for about half a minute, then his pupils shrank, turned over and crawled to the bedside mirror——

He saw himself in the mirror, his eyes were misty, his face was full of love, and most importantly, his mouth was red and swollen from being kissed.

Rong Yuheng:……

Awesome.

When Wen Zhecheng saw that the beauty on Rong Yuheng’s face was receding and his rationality was returning, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. He quickly went over to smooth her hair and said, “The swelling subsided the next day, really.”

Rong Yuheng’s eyes were three-quarters cool and seven-quarters super cool, looking straight at the culprit——

“We have to film tomorrow. You, a one-time Best Actor, actually harmed the actors in the same crew. You are so heartbroken!”

Wen Zhecheng was still defending herself, “It is impossible for a person to be perfect in this life, and he will always make mistakes…”

Rong Yuheng stuck his head out, his red and swollen mouth gently inciting, “You can correct your mistakes if you know them, and there is no greater good. Are you willing to correct your mistakes?”

Wen Zhecheng was silent for two seconds, and then played the emotional card, “I hope you can accept such an imperfect me…”

Rong Yuheng, “…”

He even wondered if he had been sucked away by Wen Zhechen when he had sex. Otherwise, why would Wen Zhechen’s words have the same odor as his own?

But the matter has come to this, and there is no need to pursue further responsibility.

What’s more, he also enjoyed it quite a bit, so he was considered an accomplice.

Rong Yuheng said, “Forget it, let’s find a way to solve the current problem first.”

Wen Zhecheng immediately nodded in agreement.

Rong Yuheng, “It shouldn’t look obvious tomorrow. Wear makeup to cover it up – the key is how to hide it from Sister Qiu and Brother Qu.”

Wen Zhechen thought hard and then came up with an idea, “Why don’t you just say that you practiced B-box hard in the hotel all night?”

“…” Rong Yuheng was full of praise, “You are really a little public relations genius.”

Practicing B-box hard all night is almost the same as studying “Luminous Script”.

In the end, Rong Yuheng formulated a solution on his own and took out his mobile phone – the interface of the mobile phone still stayed in the dialog box between him and Yao Tai.

Yao Tai added a few more messages later, which made people very tempted to block her.

[Yotai]: How are you, are you satisfied? Kiss~

[Yao Tai]: Alas…pure kissing still limits my true level. You can make an appointment with someone else next time.

[Yao Tai]: Huh? Where are people?

[Yao Tai]: Could it be that he was caught like in the novel? Hahahahaha no way!

[Yao Tai]:…………? ? [Cat is frightened]

Rong Yuheng:…………

Gan!

He quickly closed the dialog box with Yao Tai and switched to the takeout interface.

Spicy hot pot, boiled pork slices, spicy chicken… Rong Yuheng ordered almost all the spiciest dishes. While ordering, he told Wen Zhecheng, “Let’s eat together. When Sister Qiu and Brother Qu ask, they will say that their mouths were swollen from eating spicy food.”

Wen Zhecheng, “…”

Rong Yuheng glanced at him, “You seem to have something to say?”

Wen Zhecheng, who knew he was in the wrong, immediately exclaimed, “No, this is really a genius suggestion.”

Rong Yuheng then hummed with satisfaction, leaned on Wen Zhecheng’s shoulder and placed an order for takeout.

Wen Zhecheng’s cheek was tickled by Rong Yuheng’s plush head. The two of them were leaning on the bedside, lazily ordering late-night snacks. The warm orange light illuminated the room quite warmly, and Wen Zhecheng suddenly felt that they looked like an old married couple.

He thought, now that we have reached this point, we are not far away from proposing?

If you want to get married, where should you go? Should the date be spring or summer? Who should be invited to the banquet?

…

Wen Zhecheng was immersed in the beautiful idea of ​​her future marriage when she suddenly heard Rong Yuheng beside her call him a little shyly,

“Master, I have something to tell you.”

Wen Zhecheng stroked his hair lovingly, “Say.”

Is his Zaizai also thinking about the wedding banquet?

They are really in tune with each other!

Rong Yuheng’s face was a little red, but his posture was still generous and natural. He turned to Wen Zhechen, sweet and sincere,

“Master, do we… do we want to date?”

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng (secretly happy): The owner must be pleasantly surprised ~

Wen Zhecheng: Pupil earthquake…