Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 91 Little Red's Per capita Dumb Ratio

Night, one o'clock in the morning.

In the physics substitute office on the fifth floor of the main teaching building of No. 6 Middle School, a wooden door suddenly appeared in the corner of the east wall out of thin air.

"Crackling..."

The wooden door was slowly pushed open, and a small head protruded from the crack in the door.

It was Little Peach.

She looks left, looks right, looks up, looks down...then looks left, looks right, looks up, looks down, then looks left, looks right...

"boom."

Chen Yu raised his foot and kicked her out of the door, with veins popping out of his forehead: "What the hell, why don't you go in?"

"Didn't Mr. Chen tell me to be cautious..." Xiao Taohong timidly covered her head.

"I kicked your ass, why are you covering your head?"

"oh."

Hearing this, Xiao Taohong quickly covered her buttocks and secretly glanced at Chen Yu.

"Don't waste time, the teachers are off on Sunday, and the physics and chemistry test papers have not been approved. Hurry up and find my papers, and go back to sleep after correcting."

"good."

The two walked into the office, started to search according to the number of the examination room, and soon found the examination paper box in the examination room where Chen Yu was.

Taking out the stacks of papers, Chen Yu concentrated his energy and quickly flipped through the upper left corner, looking for the exam paper with the name "Chen Yu" written on it.

It took five minutes, and when the paper turned to the last page, Chen Yu looked up in a daze.

"Have you found it?" Xiao Taohong asked.

"No? Was it taken away by the teachers?"

"Did you skip it? Go through it again."

"Um."

Chen Yu nodded, and searched page by page again, at a much slower speed.

"..."

When he turned halfway from top to bottom, he pulled out a paper in a daze, pointed to the name on the upper left corner, and looked at Xiao Taohong: "This...what's the name?"

Xiao Taohong leaned forward and glanced at it: "Name, is there a problem?"

"Clatter clatter...crack!"

Chen Yu rolled the paper into a roll and slapped Xiao Taohong on the head: "You sand sculpture! Big sand sculpture! You are replacing me! Is it sick to write your own name?!"

"Ah?" Xiao Taohong took a step back, covered her mouth with her eyes wide open, "So it's still possible to operate like this!"

"Snapped!"

Raising his arm again, he smashed Xiao Taohong's head with the test paper, and Chen Yu roared: "I should say this?! How the hell can you do this?!"

"Yeah...sorry, I didn't think of this. I'm just a love robot..."

"Snapped!"

"Aren't you so thick and thin?"

"Snapped!"

"Isn't it going well?"

"Snapped!"

"Are you sure you won't break the chain?"

"Papa..."

"Stop taking pictures." Xiao Taohong scratched the top of her head that was hit: "I'm fine, but the test paper will be broken."

"ha……"

Taking a deep breath, Chen Yu tried his best to calm down: "You will make me very passive if you are so foolish. I already knew that you are unreliable, but you are unreliable to this extent."

"Yes... I'm sorry, I won't dare next time."

"There is no next time! Write code honestly! Baldness is your only way out."

As he said that, Chen Yu sat down on the teacher's chair, unfolded the paper, took out the correction fluid and ballpoint pen to change the name, and prepared to continue to correct the mistakes, but after only reading a few questions, he couldn't hold the pen anymore...

"Come on, come here." He hooked his fingers tremblingly.

"Chen...Mr. Chen, is there a question?"

"The first question is for you to choose the correct option. If you fill in 'Why don't you take a plane', I won't talk about it. Answer the second question... Are you so poisonous?"

"Answer the second question..." Xiao Taohong stretched her head to look, wondering: "I...did I answer it wrong? I am very sure about this question."

"...Ask, a dog crosses the road, a high-speed vehicle suddenly brakes, and the passengers in the car lean forward. What is the principle? You answer: Passengers want to see if the dog is dead or not, which is the principle of curiosity. Nima... ..."

Chen Yu picked up the paper and slapped Xiao Taohong on the head: "You are so sure?! I told you not to write questions that you don't know!"

"Answer... Is the answer wrong..."

"I won't talk about this question. Go back to the multiple-choice question and ask, what is the earliest wireless communication method? Here are four options for you. If you don't choose beacon, drumming, and flying pigeons, you can write a' Is Tuomeng' sick?"

Little Taohong: "..."

"There is also a small ball of 0.5KG that falls to the floor and rebounds to a height of 4cm. You answer how the other party knows; the mechanical energy is a big question about the pulling force of the small cart. You answer that the cart can't hold that much, and you even drew a truck. There are too many popular science trucks, you..."

Little Taohong: "..."

"Answer the questions well! Why are you entangled in these messy things? The whole article is full of such answers! How can I change them?!"

"Tear!"

As he said that, Chen Yu tore off the test paper with all his might, rolled it into a small ball and put it in his pocket: "Get me a new one, there must be one in the office, I'll write it again."

"Don't change it?"

"Change your grandma's leg! Take it!"

"oh oh……"

...

At the same time, on the multi-storey roof tens of meters away from the office window, a figure slowly put down the high-power binoculars, and under the cover of night, disappeared into the shadows...

...

When one person and one machine returned home, it was already 2:30 in the morning.

Chen Yu dragged his tired body, laying straight on the bed without saying a word, not even bothering to take off his clothes.

"Mr. Chen, how about Xiao Taohong going to school for you tomorrow? Sleep well at home."

"I'll let you go when I live long enough. Until then, just stay at home and program. I see through you. You're not suitable for anything other than computers."

"I'm a love robot, and love is my strength."

"You're not bad at taking a beating."

Xiao Taohong lowered her head and said dejectedly, "I'm sorry, my chip doesn't integrate other skills and cognitions."

"... Forget it, I'm going to sleep, let's write code. I should thank you today, for helping me a lot."

"Hey!" Hearing this, Xiao Taohong immediately changed her face, showing a bright smile: "I've been praised, love degree +20!"

"...Mad is retarded."

Chen Yu grabbed the quilt and covered his face.

Xiao Taohong stood where she was, looked at Chen Yu with a smile for a while, walked to the desk, and quickly coded.

Ye Shen, the person is quiet, there are only lines of characters in front of her eyes, which can keep her from being "cold."

"Papa papa."

"Papa papa."

"Papa papa..."

Time passed with the sound of keyboard tapping.

After an unknown amount of time, Chen Yu suddenly lifted the quilt, opened his eyes, and looked at the ceiling.

"Mr. Chen, did you disturb me? How about I go to the warehouse."

"No, I just can't fall asleep." Chen Yu raised his head and rested his arms on his pillow: "When your brain tells you to sleep, you don't sleep. It's too late when you want to sleep."

"What does it feel like to sleep?" Xiao Taohong wondered.

"You want to die." Standing up and taking off his coat, Chen Yu yawned and lay down: "Use the bell to hypnotize me, and quickly fall into a deep sleep."

"OK!"

Xiao Taohong walked to the bed and picked up the hypnotic rattle: "The input efficiency of this notebook is too slow. If there is a chance in the future, buy a device with higher technological content in your watch."

"You have to have spare points. There are too few points..."

"Then why don't you live broadcast to earn extra points?" Xiao Taohong asked.

"..."

Chen Yu slowly opened his eyes, stared blankly at Xiao Taohong, turned his head after a while, and looked at the spiral ascending aircraft in the corner of the room...

...

(Note: Thanks to the two brothers "Origin, Destruction, Self-Fate" and "Liyi" for their rewards!)