Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 96: Instant Kill

After pushing open the portal and returning home, Chen Yu lay on the bed straight without taking off his clothes.

"Papa is exhausted..."

Xiao Taohong came in holding the box with the propeller, closed the door, disconnected the space connection, and asked, "Mr. Chen, do you want Xiao Taohong to give you a massage?"

"No. Don't bother the emergency doctor in the middle of the night."

After lying down for a while, Chen Yu sat up and rubbed his neck: "My neck feels a little sore."

"Maybe you've done too many laps." Xiao Taohong blinked her eyes.

"Maybe."

With a perfunctory sentence, Chen Yu raised his wrist and clicked on the watch screen to check the income of this live broadcast.

Only get 5 points. Plus the remaining 1 point, a total of 6 points.

The total number of viewers on the three platforms is 150,000, which is not too small, but not too many. A large part of the fans are not aware of it, which affects the income.

"It's only six o'clock." Chen Yu couldn't help frowning: "Business at a loss."

He spent more than 20 points to buy this spiral ascent aircraft, and only gained five points for additional evaluation.

If you ignore the self-use factor and think purely from a commercial point of view, he is at a loss.

If you want not to lose money, you must either increase your popularity or buy cheap product reviews.

The former needs to be done step by step, not in a hurry. Although the latter can earn points, they won't earn too much. Moreover, frequent evaluation of small technology products will undoubtedly cause aesthetic fatigue, lower value and mystery, and even affect the popularity and income of official live broadcasts.

"Mr. Chen, how many points do you get?"

"Five points, plus the previous point, a total of six points."

"It's so rare." Xiao Taohong pinched the button of the cheongsam: "Why don't you judge me?"

Chen Yu: "???"

"Evaluate my performance." Xiao Taohong said with her hands on her hips, "I'm also considered a technological product."

"...It's illegal to review dolls, you should go back and write code."

"All right."

Xiao Taohong sat down at the desk regretfully, her hands flying like flying.

"thump."

Lying back on the bed, Chen Yu continued to swipe his watch and clicked on the page of [Super Dimensional Shop].

Sure enough, with the points credited, the business shelf was refreshed immediately.

[Recommended products of Super Time and Space Shop]

【1. The emperor's new hair balm. Manufactured by Overlord Living Products in 1993. 1 liter pack. The product is applied to the hair strands so that no one can see the user's hair except the user. The price is 1 point. 】

[2. Yawn dentures. Manufactured by the Little Sleep Company in 2100. The dentures are equipped with micro-brain pulse diffusers, which can stimulate the cerebral cortex of surrounding organisms to heat up, stimulate nerve reflexes, and cause symptoms such as drowsiness, fatigue, and relaxation of thinking in surrounding organisms. In a short period of time, creatures in a closed environment can fall into sleep at the same time. (Only when the user is sleepy can it be activated) The price is 4 points. 】

【3. Mild soap. Manufactured in 2024 by Comfort Home Living Products. For men, the main material is endorphin, which is a fusion of many biochemical synthetic hormones. After being dissolved in water, the released gas can be quickly absorbed by the body, making it a joyful feeling of wisdom and philosophy, calming the mind and stimulating Muscle contraction. The price is 1 point. 】

【4. Calcium pain-enhancing tablets. Produced by Moscow University in 2082. After taking it, under the continuous action of specific calcium ions, the pain of the user's wound will be enhanced, and the cerebral cortex will be stimulated to prevent the body's protective shock, so that the user will always be in pain. The price is 2 points. 】

[5. The second generation of temperature-sensitive grenade. Manufactured by The Lego Company in 2179. The main toy of the "Lei Chuan Game" for teenagers in the new era has a highly sensitive temperature-sensitive chip on the surface. With the passing of hands, once a player is too nervous and the temperature of the palm rises, the grenade will be detonated immediately and the loser will be eliminated. Compared with the first generation, the second generation of temperature-sensitive grenade has 22 more compressed steel balls in the inner layer, which greatly enhances the fun of the game. The price is 5 points. 】

[The above products can be refreshed by spending 10 points. Within every 24 hours, the cost of multiple refreshes will multiply by ten times. 】

"..."

"What? What? What?"

"What the hell is this?!"

After reading the five refreshed "high-tech" products one by one, Chen Yu's mentality collapsed.

1, 2, 3, and 4 are put aside for the time being, and the fifth type of temperature-sensitive grenade is called a toy? !

And he noticed that this grenade was produced in the same time period as the Uranium 235 Atomic Energy Laboratory...

What happened to the children of the 22nd world? !

Has the population really exploded?

After a long time, the mood gradually calmed down. Chen Yu sat up, looked at the five products on the watch screen, and fell into a tangle.

Do we continue to wait for the refresh at 12 o'clock in the morning, or choose a product?

If you choose one, Chen Yu thinks the second type of yawn dentures is still useful.

If you wait for the refresh, what if it is not as good as this batch?

He only has 6 points in total, no matter how much he refreshes, the product value will definitely be below 6 points.

And he believes that this "group sleep" tool should be of great use.

"Well... let's choose this one."

Thinking of this, Chen Yu didn't hesitate any longer, and decisively clicked on the screen to buy the yawn dentures.

[Consumption of 5 points (product + tax), remaining 1 point. 】

As the words appeared on the watch, a small wormhole was twisted in the air of the bedroom, and a white express box fell out.

"It's so small."

Waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu stepped forward, picked up the smallest express box in history, and shook it vigorously by his ear.

There is no sound.

"Tear!"

Tear off the seal, open the lid, and found a ball of foam inside,

Take out the foam, and there are three things in the middle.

A volume of instructions.

A small tooth.

A small hammer.

Chen Yu first opened the manual, read it in detail, and frowned.

"You still have to knock out one of your own teeth? Can it be installed?"

Putting down the instruction manual, Chen Yu picked up the small hammer, walked to the mirror, hesitated for a while, opened his mouth, bared his teeth, and knocked down on the upper left canine tooth.

"when!"

The tiger tooth vibrated violently after being hit, and it fell off the gums, and the blood suddenly rushed.

"What the hell?"

Chen Yu quickly picked up the yawning dentures and pushed them against the gap.

The blood stopped instantly.

The end of the new tooth seemed to be overflowing with some kind of liquid, and it was firmly stuck to the gum, no matter how hard Chen Yu tried to shake it, it would not shake.

"amazing……"

After carefully checking his teeth and looking at the small hammer in his hand, Chen Yu thought for a while, walked out of the bedroom to wash, and stood in front of the portal to connect the space.

"Mr. Chen, where are you going?"

"I'm going to test the function of the new product. By the way, take this little hammer, it's definitely a weapon!"

"Okay! Do you need Xiao Taohong to accompany you?"

"Need not."

After the words fell, Chen Yu put on his mask.

...

Half a minute later, he appeared in a nightclub in Modu.

Through the glass of the VIP box, you can see countless men and women swaying on the dance floor, venting their youth, desire and money crazily in the passionate and rhythmic melody.

"Let you dance..."

Walking out of the VIP box on the second floor, Chen Yu trotted all the way to the middle of the dance floor with flickering lights, opened his mouth impatiently, and yawned...

"ah……"

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